I'm trying to consume as little celebrity-related information as is humanly possible, but the Geocities, homespun charm of the A List forced me to give it a read. I expect very little of it is true, but its so thorough that a bit of it must be. It reads like Satan's checklist:
Bateman, Justine: Linked with Richard Dean Anderson and Leif Garrett.
Bernsen, Corbin: Philanderer. Vain. Linked with Amanda Pays and Vanna White.
Curtis, Jamie Lee: Pothead. Recovering drug and alcohol addict. Married to Christopher Guest. Linked with Adam Ant.
Williams, Billy Dee: Abuser of women.
I was going to quote the Warren Beatty entry, but predictably, it was too lengthy.
Sticking with this week's sudden lesbian theme, I notice that this page's author uses L_____, B_______ and $cientologist to replace 'lesbian', 'bisexual' and 'scientologist'. Is this an anti-Google tactic? Does she not want to endorse those practices? What's up with that?
I think this came from the excellent Tagliners.org, which also sends us to this excellent Onion article: 'Gigli Focus Group Demand New Ending In Which Both Affleck and Lopez Die'. Amen.
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