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Caption Contest

My friend and racing-nut Alan sent me this photo of champion jockey Kieran Fallon. It is prime for a witty caption. Got any? The best I’ve got is Kieran weathers his own little Hurricane Isabel. Lame, I know. Please do better.

7 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Augie De Blieck Jr.

    The horse race took far longer than Kieran expected. He couldn’t make it to the men’s room upon his dismounting from the horse and — well, you see the results. He felt MUCH better afterwards…

    — or —

    Blowholes: Not Just For Whales Anymore

    -Augie

  2. Chris

    Kieran was so pleased the water wasn’t going up his nose that he failed to notice that words were going in one ear and out the other.

  3. Alan

    As I provided it, feel obliged to chip in. How about:

    Jockey Fallon weighs cost of dismounting too early

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