September 24th, 2003

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Caption Contest

My friend and racing-nut Alan sent me this photo of champion jockey Kieran Fallon. It is prime for a witty caption. Got any? The best I’ve got is Kieran weathers his own little Hurricane Isabel. Lame, I know. Please do better.

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“i can’t believe it’s not butter”

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I not just happy I won… that would be an understatement.

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The horse race took far longer than Kieran expected. He couldn’t make it to the men’s room upon his dismounting from the horse and — well, you see the results. He felt MUCH better afterwards…

– or –

Blowholes: Not Just For Whales Anymore

-Augie

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Kieran was so pleased the water wasn’t going up his nose that he failed to notice that words were going in one ear and out the other.

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Does it have to be clean?

Premature ejaculation.

‘Nuff said.

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As I provided it, feel obliged to chip in. How about:

Jockey Fallon weighs cost of dismounting too early

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The race just came to me.

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