An email conversation between a friend and I:
SAM: Jill’s mom wants to open a cheese shop and call it “Cheeses of Nazareth.” Isn’t that wonderful?
ME: That rocks…think of the products: Monterey Joseph, Calvary Camembert, Golgotha Gouda, Garden of Edam…
SAM: I know! Bethlehem Brie, Praise the Parmesan, Hymns ‘n Havarti,
ME: And think of the employees
And I created and sent her the following photo (the intensively-Christian and humourless may be offended, but I don’t think Jesus would have been):