Haiku Reviews
Over the past couple of weeks, I’ve seen a number of movies. I haven’t written about them because they’ve all been pretty unremarkable. Still, I wanted to post a quick haiku summary of each. Here they are, in order from quite bad to pretty good:
I feel dirty
Is Buffy’s little sister
a sex symbol now
Desert racing Man-horse love affair
Aragorn has a pistol
and fewer sidekicks
Zombies shouldn’t run
Slicker and stupider than
the original
Girl abducted
Mamet’s movies are clinics
in storytelling
Shane McCune 