Addicted to novelty since 2001

The First Time, Professional Style

Speaking of virgins (to make much of time) Belle du Jour, the well-read London call girl, writes about a 19-year-old client whose come for some professional advice.

He: “It’s my first time.”
Me: “First time with an escort?”
“First time, full stop.” (much fumbling ensues)
He: “Do tell me what to do. That’s why I wanted it to be a call girl. Girlfriends never say anything useful.”

She writes very good dialogue. Apparently she’s got a book deal, which is a bit disappointing. Now she’ll be all mainstream and we’ll learn who she is. Isn’t that always the case with artists (so to speak) you discover early in their career?