April 15th, 2004

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I Have a Massive Head

Today, my Indiana Jones-esque Filson Packer Hat arrived. This is the second one I’ve owned, and they’re excellent for hiking and walking of all sorts. They wear in nicely and are extremely durable. I wore the first one for several years, but ultimately gave up on it because it hurt my head.

See, my brother and I have very large heads. I don’t know why, but it just worked out that way. So, despite my local outdoors store stocking a broad range of these hats, I had to special order an XXL. I’m kind of tall, but in most other respects (keep your dirty jokes to yourself, thank you) I’m within regular human parameters. I’m like Calvin, sans talking tiger. So you ask yourself, why such a big head (obscure Saturday Night Live reference there–Rich Hall doing David Byrne)?

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Sue
April 15th, 2004
5:27 pm

My brother and Dad are that way too. My dad had to special-order a Tilley Hat, and both of them are exempt from Saanich’s odd bicycle helmet laws because they can’t purchase a fitting helmet in any normal stores. They got a special dispensation and everything. My melon’s pretty large too, but I can at least still buy headwear.

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pericat
April 15th, 2004
8:07 pm

When a young thing in HS band, first year, I was issued a NEW hat for marching, wholly contrary to regs, which stated only seniors got new stuff, purely because my head was a size 6 3/4″, and it was the only hat small enough.

It’s grown since. Along with the rest of me, more’s the pity.

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alexis
April 16th, 2004
8:20 am

Dad has that hat! He says when he wears it, women at Costco hit on him. (I don’t know if you’ve ever met my father. He’s a strange one)

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chay noble
February 18th, 2008
5:55 am

i have a massive hed it is very difficult 2 pull birdz and fit thorough doors 1 day i will have a opperation 2 make the hed size smaller i crnt really belive how big it is

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matt bean
February 18th, 2008
5:59 am

i have a bean

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liam shorthouse
February 20th, 2008
1:54 am

i hyave a big chest which sticks out and when i an shagging birds it gets in the way! i get called at school 4 having it i just cant handle the preasure

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head
January 29th, 2009
3:19 am

You big headed freak!

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cameron lucas
January 29th, 2009
3:20 am

I am annoying.

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Kayn3s Pal
February 26th, 2010
5:19 am

My Mates Head Is Huge !!!!

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Jake
February 26th, 2010
5:22 am

Yeah his head is actually huge, one of the biggest i’ve ever seen!!

like this:

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Kayn3s Pal
February 26th, 2010
5:24 am

He Has Trouble Finding Hats That Fit :( Bless

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Kayn3s Pal
February 26th, 2010
5:24 am

PuRpLe CaR lOl

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Kayn3s Pal
February 26th, 2010
5:33 am

it is quite impressive

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rhys john
April 28th, 2010
3:35 am

elliot rees has a massive head
im jealous, my names rhys
i also have a big head
but not too this scale

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Ashley Richards
April 30th, 2010
6:15 am

hello guys my name ashley richards and i have the biggest fish lip anyone has ever seen !

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willy stain
May 26th, 2010
2:42 am

Vidushi has a fucking huge head it looks like a doughnut, i want to eat it, enlarged by scale factor 10!!! look yeah never ever bump into her she will nut you and you will die, because its fucking huge man !!! screwing hate you viduddi

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jevoooooo
May 26th, 2010
2:44 am

basically yeah everyone with a big head is inbred your mums shagged there brothers and your dads shagged there sisters and there daughters, omg thats sick i dont like inbreds ‘ryan neuvel’ !!! fuck all you big heads out there

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