Throw Away Your Alarm Clock
All it does is take up space on your side table, right? I bring you iPing, who will provide 30 wake-up calls a month for a mere US $5. They’re also apparently ‘the first Internet service to creatively combine the power of the Internet with the convenience of the Telephone’. Since when did we start capitalizing telephone?
“I’m a busy man. I can’t manage to set my alarm every night. What if I’m high on peyote or having an orgy or something? If only I had a less convenient means of waking myself up in the morning!”
They’ve been around since 1998, and claim to have served 1 million subscribers (‘over the past 5 years’–they need help with their grammar and their math) so they must be doing something right.