Who is Alan Robberstad?
UPDATE: According to Russil Wvong (from the comments in this posting to the BlogsCanda E-Group), Alan Robberstad’s email address may be arobberstad@lockerbiehole.com. Alan or Lockerbie & Hole admin, if you’d like me to remove this, email me at darren AT darrenbarefoot FULL-STOP com and I’ll happily do so.
And why is he responsible for political spam? Today I was forwarded either:
- An email from one man raging against the machine
- A cleverly-constructed email meme from the Conservative Party campaign.
It looks like those mostly-loathsome Internet jokes that people forward around, with multiple carets before each line and a couple of lengthy arrays of email addresses. Judging by the carets and addresses, hundreds of people have seen this message in my thread alone.
However, it’s actually a polemic from one Alan Robberstad of Edmonton, Alberta, who has written an anti-Liberal, pro-Conservative rant and encourages his readers to ‘forward the e-mail RIGHT NOW!!’ Google tells us that Mr. Robberstad worked at Lockerbie & Hole Contracting in Edmonton in 2000, on something called the Mechanical Estimating Team (see page 2 of this PDF). I mention this just to verify that he appears to be an actual person.
While I’m not crazy about the content, a hokey email like this is an exceptional idea for some grassroots campaigning. The email comes from a friend, so it’s trusted. More importantly, the content has a down-home, everyman feel to it that could have wide appeal. Has anybody else received this, or something similar to it from other parties? If not, they better get busy crafting their own messages from angry men and women from across the country.
Read on to see the lengthy message in all its glory:
My name is Alan Robberstad
I am a Canadian.
One voter out of millions of Canadian voters.
Paul Martin is no friend of mine.
Liberal governments have not made my life any better. Liberal governments have made the future worse for my children.
Jean Chretien and the Liberal Party became Prime Minister many years
ago. Guess who was the Liberal Finance Minister…..Paul Martin…LEST WEFORGET
Since 1993:
(1) My taxes have increased.
(2) My family’s share of the national debt has increased.
(3) My personal expenses have increased.
(4) My waiting time to see a doctor has increased.
(5) My concerns for my family’s safety have increased.
(6) My costs to educate my children have increased.
(7) Government interference in my life has increased.
(8) My personal debt has increased.
(9) My income has stayed more or less the same.
(10) My savings have decreased.
(11) The buying power of my dollar, in Canada, has decreased.
(12) The value of my dollar, in the U.S., has decreased.
(13) My trust of elected officials has decreased.
(14) My trust in the justice system has decreased.
(15 )My trust in the immigration system has decreased.
(16) My hope that a Liberal won’t waste my tax dollars has decreased.
(17 )My dreams for a better future for my kids, in Canada, have disappeared.
That is my story since the Liberals came to power.
I am not voting for Paul Martin’s Liberals.
I am voting against Paul Martin and his Liberal Party on June 28, 2004.
I am voting for Stephen Harper and the Conservative Party.
Do I like the Conservatives?
Not particularly……I don’t really like Politics.
I am not political by nature.
I am not passionate about politics.
I am a middle age guy (48).
I live in a small house on a fairly quiet street in Edmonton. I have a wife, Kathy, and two children (ages 19 and 17). I have no pets. I am a middle class man. I don’t usually say too much.
Until now.
Now I am going to say something!
In 35 of the past 37 years, Canada has been ruled by:
(1) Pierre Trudeau - a multi-millionaire lawyer from Quebec.
(2) Brian Mulroney - a multi-millionaire lawyer from Quebec.
(3) Jean Chretien - a multi-millionaire lawyer from Quebec.
(4) And now we are going to vote for Paul Martin???? – a multi-millionaire lawyer from Quebec???
The leader of the Conservative party, Stephen Harper, is:
(1) Not a lawyer.
(2) Not a multi-millionaire.
(3) Not from Quebec.
Stephen Harper says that the Conservative party will:
(1) Reduce my taxes.
(2) Pay off the national debt as fast as they can.
(3) Shrink the size and influence of the federal government.
That’s good enough for me.
I’m going to give the Conservative party a chance with my vote.
But wait!
Paul Martinis now saying the same thing.
My mother told me forty years ago:
“Fool me once - shame on you.
Fool me twice - shame on me!”
The Liberals have had 34 years to be financially responsible.
Remember, Jean Chretien was Trudeau’s Finance Minister. Remember also, Paul Martin was Jean Chretien’s Finance Minister These people have been raising my taxes for thirty four years. They have been mis-spending my tax dollars for 34 years.
34 years!
And now Paul Martin says he’ll stop taxing and spending.
No way.
Thank you for reading my story so far!
Why am I telling my story to you?
Although I feel alone, I know that I am not alone.
Your story may be similar to mine.
And you may also feel alone.
One small voter in the midst of millions of voters.
What can you and I do together to change things?
Here is my idea:
Lets you and I join up together.
Just you and I.
Together.
As a small team of two.
How can you and I fight a huge political machine?
You and I have two things that we can use:
(1) Our individual personal connections.
(2) The Internet.
The Internet is supposed to be this global zing tool, right? Let’s put it to use.
I have 27 Canadians in my personal e-mail address book.
I am sending this e-mail to each of them.
I’m asking you to do two things:
(1) Forward this e-mail to every Canadian in your own address book.
(2) Vote against Paul Martin and the Liberal Party on June 28.
Vote for the Conservative candidate in your riding.
I have probably written this e-mail too late.
As I said I am not politically adroit.
I feel like Peter Finch, in the 1976 movie “Network”, when he shouted:
“I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore!”
Please, forward the e-mail RIGHT NOW!!
As I type these last few words the voting begins in less than 18 days.
432 hours till voting begins.
I hope the Internet is as fast as some people claim it is.
This may not work.
This e-mail may “fizzle out” and go nowhere.
But you and I will have tried, won’t we have?
My best wishes to you.
My best wishes to Canadians everywhere.
My thanks to David Stokes from Toronto He actually wrote this just
(5) days before the last federal election in 2000.
Fool me once - shame on you.
Fool me twice - shame on me!”
Alan Robberstad
Edmonton, Alberta
June 10, 2004@ 3:00 p.m.
Cross-posted to BlogsCanada’s election blog.
