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Via BoingBoing, from the people who brought us the implausibility of the Death Star’s trash compactor, here’s a funny list of possible follow-up one-hit wonder songs:

• Seriously, Eileen, Come On
• (Won’t You Give Me A Ride Home From) Funkytown?
• Remember When You Lit up My Life? That Was Great
• I Will Now Pass the Dutchie Back to You and Thank You for Passing It to Me Originally Because I Really Enjoyed the Dutchie

Funny stuff. Let me see if I can try a few:

• Tubremoving
• Thank you, I have relaxed and chosen not to do it
• Actually, you’re believable after all
• Rock me, Salieri
• My future has dimmed, and regular glasses will do

Strangely, it’s not nearly as funny when I do it. So, I’ll quit while I’m only slightly behind.