I’m Giving My Shirt Back to UPS
In exchange for a cheque for roughly twice the shirt’s value and a letter of apology, I’m giving UPS their shirt back. Legally speaking, I’m pretty sure the shirt qualifies as stolen property, as the company does own it.
I’m sure that some of you will be dismayed that I’m not, you know, trying to stick it to The Man and all that. But you’ve got to pick your battles and I don’t really bear UPS any ill will. They’ve obviously screwed up–they should keep a better handle on company property. However, they’ve dealt with me professionally and we’ve agreed on an equitable resolution. They didn’t throw lawyers at me–the guy just called me up and we reached an agreement.
It’s a pity, because I did dig my shirt. Like star-crossed lovers, my shirt and I’s love for each other burned too brightly. For never was a story of more woe…
