No Letter of Apology from UPS
I promise that this is my final posting on the trials and tribulations of my UPS shirt. While they’re going to hand over the cash, the word from the corporate office is nothing in writing. I spoke to the local security supervisor, who told me this. Here’s an excerpt from our conversation:
HIM: We’ve got nothing to apologize for.
ME: How about failing to hold on to company property?
HIM: Well, I was in the RCMP for 21 years and I’ve got six full uniforms at home. I could sell them or give them away.
ME: Right, well, you’ve wasted my time.
HIM: Have you?
ME: Excuse me if resolving your sartorial crisis isn’t my top priority.
That’s kind of alarming about those RCMP uniforms. Regardless, UPS has decreased somewhat in my estimation. Let me encourage you, my dear readers, to ship by some other service the next time you’ve got an outgoing package.