darrenbarefoot.com

The Night the Aztecs Stormed Glasgow

Last night at the Dave Winer dinner, the conversation turned to Civilization, a classic world-building game. I then told a story about my multi-talented friend Matthew Bissett, who wrote a song (MP3, 6.4 MB, 4:33) inspired by the game. The origin of the song went something like this:

One evening, Matthew was playing Civilization. His roommate Kennedy looked over his shoulder, and remarked “ah, the night the Aztecs stormed Glasgow”. Kennedy went off to bed, and Matthew wrote the song. The next morning, he burst into Kennedy’s room (he was in bed with his girlfriend) and sang them the song.

A couple of years, Matthew recorded an album of his songs (”I Wrote This For a Girl”), and this was the bonus track. That’s Kennedy Goodkey on back-up vocals (and girlish screams) and the talented Sarah Donald on fiddle. I’m not sure who played the bodhran. Here’s how the first chorus runs, in case you want to sing along:

10,000 men strong was their army sum total
Their blood would be spilled for their god Quetzalcoatl
The Mayans could knit and the Incas could yodel
But tonight, the Aztecs stormed Glasgow

Give it a listen–it’s very funny:

7 Responses to “The Night the Aztecs Stormed Glasgow”

  1. Jeremy C. Wright Says:

    lofl. Classic :D

  2. Roland Tanglao Says:

    cool, can i podcast this?

  3. Darren Says:

    No problem, go crazy.

  4. Declan Says:

    It’s got my thumbs up just for the impressive rhyming with ‘anecdotal’ alone.

    Good stuff.

  5. Tom Mc Says:

    Those crazy Aztecs. Wickedly funny. How do I get this album?

  6. Geekward Ho Says:

    The Night the Aztecs Stormed Glasgow

    Ten thousand men strong was their army’s sum total Their blood would be spilt for their god Quetzalcoatl The Mayans could knit and the Incas could yodel… But tonight, the Aztecs stormed Glasgow For anyone who ever played Civ and…

  7. Geekward Ho Says:

    The Night the Aztecs Stormed Glasgow

    Ten thousand men strong was their army’s sum total Their blood would be spilt for their god Quetzalcoatl The Mayans could knit and the Incas could yodel… But tonight, the Aztecs stormed Glasgow! For anyone who ever played Civ and…

Post a Comment

PREV: Dinner With His Daveness
NEXT: REM at the Orpheum

This is darrenbarefoot.com, weblog of Darren Barefoot. You are viewing The Night the Aztecs Stormed Glasgow.

Do you want to drive more visitors to your website?

Increase your company's visibility online?

Understand the world of blogs, Facebook and social media?

Then check out my Social Media Marketing eBook: