I guess this is pretty inventive, but it’s also just a little bit weird. From A Whole Lot of Nothing, via Rebecca, we find a series of children’s t-shirts which warn other people about what can’t go in them. There’s No Peanuts, Dairy and Egg Free and Gluten Free. As a semi-vegetarian, let me offer the inevitable and awful pun: where’s the no beef?
I guess they’re handy if you don’t trust your daycare to keep track of these things. Personally, I’d be a little bolder with my shirts. How about Don’t Feed Me Crap, Please Toilet Train Me or I’m in Montessori, So Bugger Off.