Worst Erotica of the Year
Via Gill, we find this remarkable excerpt from the winner of the Literary Review Bad Sex Award:
Slither slither slither slither went the tongue, but the hand that was what she tried to concentrate on, the hand, since it has the entire terrain of her torso to explore and not just the otorhinolaryngological caverns…
Gill rightly remarks on the extraordinary inclusion of the term otorhinolaryngological. For those not in the 99th percentile, vocabulary-wise, the term essentially means “pertaining to the ears, nose and throat.” Which explains why eye doctors are called opthamologists and ear, nose and throat doctors are known as “my ear, nose and throat guy”.
