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Lex works in a bookstore in downtown Vancouver that must have the highest occurrence of celebrities per capita north of the 49th. A few weeks ago I was in there myself, standing obliviously next to Cristina Ricci. Today, Lex got a visit from the lovely Kate Beckinsale:

The woman was wearing extremely tight low cut jeans with a sequinned belt. The jeans were so low that I could see almost half her ass. I realized later that she was not wearing any underwear. I did think that she was attractive, but to be honest, I could see so much of her butt that I was uncomfortable. The woman and her daughter continued to pull out and make piles of books and sit in front of shelves, reading…Later, I asked my co-worker if he had seen the woman who bought such an enormous number of books. He replied, “Oh, you mean Kate Beckinsale.”

Normally I’m not much of a celebrity tracker, but occasions like these make me pine for a job in retail.