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Science fictions geeks should also not name children. Over Christmas, I heard a woman yell, “Strider, get back here!” At least she didn’t name the poor child Aragorn.

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Karen Reply:
March 21st, 2009 at 5:06 pm

I know someone who recently named their kid Stryker. And they almost gave the kid the middle name of “crystalball” but ended up going with Lotus instead. This is a baby boy, by the way.

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I can’t stop laughing. Thanks for the link. :)

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My wife went to school with a guy named Strider - but that was years ago, and it was Strider from the Lord of the Rings books, not the recent movies, so I suppose that’s at least a little bit better.

I had a friend in high school with the middle name “Dorcas.” She obviously tried to keep that name under wraps during those teen years.

I think Gwenyth Paltrow naming her kid “Apple” and Courtney Cox naming her daughter Coco are fairly criminal as well.

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Chloe Reply:
March 31st, 2009 at 12:00 pm

well with what you said about the whole celeberty baby names i agree they are weird but i actually like apple and coco but when they grow older you know it wont be hard because they are famous well at least there parents are kids will be dying to be there friends

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The coolest name is Nero. buh the worst is Kawshit. (Cow Shit)

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Tim Reply:
December 17th, 2008 at 7:38 am

Naming a child Nero is like naming a child Adolf. Pick up a history book.

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Micah Reply:
January 7th, 2009 at 8:03 pm

HAHAHA! TRUTH! How about names outside the conventional naming box?.. like:

Canyon Thickness
Calico Sorbet
Gorgeous Doogie
Delicious Remission
Blueberry Intentions

Not quite Nero or Adolf, but they are quite heinous!

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dominique Reply:
April 17th, 2009 at 8:37 am

that is the worst name i have ever heard in my life

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there’s a girl i know called fairy-anne

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Tim Reply:
December 17th, 2008 at 7:36 am

It could have been worse, she could have been a he…

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Lee Whitworth Reply:
January 21st, 2009 at 1:43 am

I know a girl called Ruby Gash! Poor lass! Ha Ha!

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Some friends of the family called their baby girl Pina Colada and their 3 year old boy Jack Daniel. Yes, we do suspect they have a bit of a drinking problem…

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chris Reply:
May 21st, 2009 at 1:07 pm

jack daniel is an awesome name! pina colada however…
my friend wants to name all of her chilldren from the twilight books. which wouldn’t be so bad, except she’s giving them the entire names. rosalie hale johnson or edward mason johnson will be her first born.

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hi this is kenitra again but can ask the people of the world is this a beautiful name or what jenitra renee knight?

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Tim Reply:
December 17th, 2008 at 7:30 am

That is quite pretty. In what language does “Kenitra” mean illiterate?

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i think tullulah honey-pop is the worse name ever. and so is banjo, pixie dixie, and crow.

if you named all your children crow, you’d have a ‘murder’ of crows and if you were a babysitter, how fast would you hang up if someone asked you to babysit their murder of crowes?

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I know a girl named “Shithead”, pronounced Sha Thead. This is not a joke.

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ive got a mate called Newc Hassle R Schit

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how about the name morag its like crossed between moran and hag lol and wot about poor olga and helga and i feel sorry for gaylord and gurtrude. how sad!!!

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wait…i forgot I also know someone named clany yancy…horrid horrid name.

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My friend is going out with a guy tonight that she knew in highschool. his name…Guthrey Gillings. We got on the internet to look for a possible worse name than his, but no luck. No worse name was to be discovered. Guthrey Gillings. WORST NAME EVER!

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Bruno has become a stereotypical gay name, just like Bruce

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Valerie Reply:
December 17th, 2008 at 11:20 am

Just because of a TV show??? Come on!

Who are you? Charlie Brown??? LOL

Bruno is a very PRETTY name I found it very
strong, great for a handsome guy!

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Went to high schoolwith a guy named craven moorehead thats wild!

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michelle Reply:
April 10th, 2009 at 9:38 am

He’s on a radio station here now… same name anyhow.

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i know a boy called ivan griffin coco and another called cedrikson mabinty

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I knew this guy who named his twin daughters both “Andrea” with the same spelling. One was pronounced “On-drey-ah” and the other was “An-dray-uh.”

When I was in high school, there was a foreign exchange student with a ring in her nose (not typical for 1975) named Shakuntla Singla. I don’t remember anyone making fun of her, but I really didn’t know her and breathed hope every time I saw her in the hall that her life was spared the misery of people using her name in vain.

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My sister is pregnant and wants to name the baby girl Angel. Her boyfriend want the middle name to be Neveah…..heaven backwards of course!!! Angel Neveah. Now this is the worst name ever!

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chris Reply:
May 21st, 2009 at 1:12 pm

IS NOT! i love that name!

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I know two guys with a hippy dad…the oldest is named DL - no periods, doesn’t stand for anything (that we know of) - and his little brother is called Justin Casey. The joke?? “Just in case he dies, we have another one,” or, “Justin Case-y the first one dies, we have another one.” His dad was actually the one who explained it to me.

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I am a huge star wars nut and am considering(eventually) naming my first son after my favorite character from the books, Corran(thats “KOR-in” or Corey for short). But when i heard that some friends of mine named their son Anakin, i thought that was way too far, even for a die hard fan. Other dumb names i’ve heard are: Sladjana(sluh-JAH-nah), and Branch(boy), and if i was a girl, my mom tells me my name would have been “Anina”. Thank God for the Y chromosome i say.

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the worst name in the world was Fanny Urin ! :0 the teachers would say x

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Yeah my name is Syringe, go figure I happen to think it is a wonderfull name allthough people ask me for drugs all the time.. i talked to dr phil about this problem and he told me that sticks and stones will acually break my bones but names will always hurt me, im so lonely! hug me!

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I am thinking of naming my child Ever, it will be her middle name so her name would be Scarlet Ever. What do you think?

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Tim Reply:
December 17th, 2008 at 7:00 am

If you do you should be forbidden from ever having any more children.

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aly Reply:
March 9th, 2009 at 3:34 pm

and who are you to say that? i think thats a cool name!

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I used to baby sit for a biker family, they had 2 kids Harley (girl) and Davidson (boy). Talk about cruel.

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Brianna Reply:
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:11 am

Well, the name Harley isn’t so bad. I like it better as a guy’s name though. But having a child named Harley and another named Davidson is just horrible.

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I think parents have every right to name their kids whatever they want. My twin boys are named Lexington Avery (Lex for short) & Foxworth Deacon (Fox for short)… I also love the names Jai, Lucas, Madden & Blaise.

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Tim Reply:
December 17th, 2008 at 7:02 am

Unless your children will grow up in an English manor with no contact with the outside world, you are a cruel parent.

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G Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 2:08 pm

How true!

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Jayde Reply:
January 1st, 2009 at 4:35 am

I hate the names u like. But I love Blaise =]

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Remember boy meets world? The “Topanga” character… horrible.

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Parents have the right to name their children what they want.

And children have the right not to have to live with a Sh1tty name.

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i heard one named lake and one named river

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Lexi-Louise Reply:
January 1st, 2009 at 4:37 am

Thats just stupid. btw, i neae the same name as u, people call me lexi though =]

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I have had two that should make a top worst list… One had first name just the letter “M” and middle was “E”. He always said when I was born, my dad said “he looks like me” so my dad named me M E. He went by the name “em-ee”

Now, here is a clear candidate for all time best of the worst… About ten years ago, my company hosted a meeting of engineers in Silicon Valley and one man registered and arrived with the first name, literally, “Dickshitz” any one want to top this one??? Honest!

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I have a second-cousin whose last name is Rice. His parents decided to name him after a local politician whose name was Bland. So he grew up as Bland Rice.

No, he doesn’t have a sister named Wild.

Probably the worst name I ever heard of being inflicted on a baby was a girl’s name. It was three syllables. The first “shi” was pronounced “shee”. The second, “the” was pronounced “tay”. The third syllable was “ad” pronounced as in “advertising”.

You can recombine the pieces in the privacy of your own home.

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I once came across the name Fanny Wannacock.
Braine is a bad last name. no first name sounds good with it. I went out with a guy called Richard Braine (dick braine).

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Roxy Reply:
January 1st, 2009 at 4:39 am

Fanny!? Thats just OOTW man!

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I know someone whose first name is Tracker. His parents must really like that Chevy car or something.

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my friend has a brother in law with the last name hill, they named there daughter meadow… meadow hill. could be worse but c’mon folks.

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Absolutely true Andy. There is a pub in South Birmingham run by Mary Christmas. She has managed a few pubs around this area for a number of years and is quite well known, but as far as I know she married into the name. My baby daughter is due in March. What do you think of Armani for a name?

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Milly Reply:
January 1st, 2009 at 4:41 am

Not being horrid or anything, but wtf is that name? Armani, it really is cruel. Sound like harmony and harmony is sick too. Don’t call her that, its horrid.

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Two worst names I have heard are Archiebald Codwaller and Horace titsworth. I have friends that named their kids Rowdy (boy) and Rumor (girl).

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I’ve seen some bad ones- had a teacher who was Crystal Shanda Leir, married a guy to become Crystal Pallis… she couldn’t get away. Also met a Pepsi Love, Willie May Sprinkle,and Richard (Dick) Head. Also two geologist’s kids named Cole and Steele. My mom’s a physical therapist in an inner-city area, and she runs into at least one girl of illiterate parents who think that their kid was named for them by the hospital– they see the bracelet that says: Smith, Female– and they think, hey, Female (pronounced Femily), that’s pretty!

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I hate it when people name their kids stupidly. I have met A LOT of people who had names like Jon Jonson or Hazel Hazelton or Sam Samuels it’s SO FREEKING CRAPY!!!!

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the worst name ever in the history of names must be…………………………….. wait for it………………almost……… Johnathon Goldstein. What were my parents thinking. Go Mets. Go Jets. Go Chemistry.

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The worst names to me are Jorndan and a name that i think that is really cute is Isabelle or Emma.

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The name Michelle is ugly

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When my mom was a school girl, she knew two sisters named, Youra and Ima. There last name was Pig. Isn’t that cruel of the parents?!

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My boy friends mom was a teacher who had a young girl named FEMALE, she pronoucned it FE-MAL-EE

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Ohj yea i forgot one I also met a couple whose surname is peed, pronouced “pid”. and they are naming there kid stewart.

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Lacey Reply:
January 1st, 2009 at 4:46 am

omg. pid is short for pidler!!! for those who dont know wot a pidler is, it is actually a penis =#

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i know this girl named tamina and a person named takari.

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you tools are fools. the worst name ever :homojopolopolous.

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I once met a girl whos name was Rock’N and her last name was Roll, no joke. She and everyone else completely adores her name

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Umh Forrest isnt a wierd name, infact he was a famous civil war hero…
My brother is named forrest and I have beaten so many little kids up over that name… he was born 2 years before the movie after and Uncle who died in a firefighter rescue misson..

The ugliest name is Bertha

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Gherta Reply:
January 1st, 2009 at 4:49 am

There’s nothing wrong with forrest, its quite a nice name actually. I mean, my name is the worst I hate it! Gherta, what name is that?

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I think Tara is stupid name! It sounds so ugly.

I once knew a girl at school named Tara Newbiging, we used to call her Tara Booniging

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a couples last name is teed.. they had twin boys and named them guaran & warran

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I used to work at a school where there were five kids in the one family named after herbs and spices:

Pepper, Ginger, Sage, Cinnamon and Rosemary.

I’m still trying to figure out if I like the idea or not.

At least it wasn’t Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme.

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I once knew this girl, her parents names were Jim and Lesa (spelled Lesa) and they’d combined her names with an apostrophe to make “J’Lesa.” Yes. Two capital letters. She’s white, but “Jalisa” is a popular black name, and people always say “Ja-liss-uh” instead of how you really pronounce it. “Juh-lee-suh”.

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also a woman named iona parrot

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I went to school with triplets named Chastity Siemann, Gyna Siemann, and Rosemary Siemann. Seriously. As if their last name wasn’t horrible enough.

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My name is Lannetta Renee.
I married a man with the last name Gaiter. Not bad, until I used my intials L.R Gaiter (Later Gator)People thought that was funny. The kicker is I have a daughter named Alexa yeap use guessed it Allie Gaiter. She does not like being called Allie….. hmmmm I wonder why :-)!!!!

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Jack Harder, Anita Dyck, and Harry Dyck are common names in my hometown. I also know a guy named Jaun Dyck (pronounced won dick)

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READ #110

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im prgnant with my 3 rd child who is a girl and i have two other kids names molly and mary-kate im thinkin gon nameing this one melrose what do u think

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Jade Reply:
January 1st, 2009 at 4:57 am

wtf. its disgusting hunny.

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In high school i new of a guy named Tag. He also happened to be one of the only openly gay guys in school. You can imagine what they called him…

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“# JP Says:
October 30th, 2006 at 4:09 pm

my 2 favorites i heard were of 2 twins: Lemonjello and Orangejello (pronounced Le monge’ ello and Or onge’ ello). i don’t know what to say…it’s just scary.”

lol, I know about those kids! They live in the same city as me and were in an a college prep program I worked for….

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Try “Miss Unique Miracle Johnson.” The mother gave the baby this name when she went through a difficult birth. Evidently the doctor announced the baby’s survival as a miracle and the rest is history.

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omg i love these names they are all so funny but i feel bad for the kids with those names and my favorite name is Hairy Bush i thought it was so funny me and my cusin laughed for like and hour and we almost started crying it was sooooooooo funny!!!!!……lol

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i no this girl from my school and her anicials are so funny and they match her perfectly….lol…..they spell SAS(shamber a. sinks) i dont make funn of her because we are like best friends…lol….but i always think something mean in my head!!!!

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I have this kid in my school named Israel Gay. Is. Real. Gay. Middle school is so brutal WITHOUT a name like that. Poor kid.

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Ok I’m dating a mana named Richard Panek. (Dick Panek) And if we get married my name will be Kayla Mae Panek.

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oh and I like my Panek attacks! lol

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Then there is the woman who named her twins ‘twina’ and ‘twinba’ (TwinA, TwinB)

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My cousin recently had a baby, and the nurse was telling us a story of a girl that had her baby a few days earlier…she named that poor child Delmonte ABCDE (pronounced like Obesity)

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How’s this one for size: Stan D. Ardman? As in “Standard Man” What are peoples thinking?

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My sister works in psychology. Brace yourself. She had a client who named her daughter Clitoria (because it sounded so pretty). No joke.

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My dad had a classmate named Fonda Dicks. Seriously.

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My parents didnt want give me a standard name… but they liked jessica. soo they spelled it weird. Jessyka. i mean i like but… but only some days.

I used to go to school with two twins named Natasha and Natisha… yes twins named tisha and tasha. it was sad.

even better is there is a girl at my school named sammy seaman. poor thing.

ohh and i hate the name Copenicus. its disgusting.

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k im evan. and no im not a boy.
unique eh.
anyways
celebrities name theyre kids horrible names
there is one women who was in this movie i forget her name kathrine mcphee:s i dont know
anyways
she just had a daughter and she named her ” Ever “

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My best friends middle name is Dryer. Yeah, supposedly its been in her family forever.

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Once I heard The Worest One YET its so horible i would die if i got the name its
ima
whore REALLY
ITS A REAL
NAME
it was like iunno 2 months ago i was like walking down the park and this teacher was taking role call like something something and then she said is Ima Whore Here? i was like
LOL

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Jokes aside, I know quite a few horrible baby names such as, Innocent, Excellent, Innocentia, Staff, Army, Beauty and so forth…I feel so sorry for them

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This is all so histarical to read! What are these people thinking when naming their children?!

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I was on the internet and i went to a website, and there was a baby named Harry Pitts! No lie, i mean c’mon no parent is perfect but it is just cruel to name your baby Harry Pitts.

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How “bout “Harry Bahls”? Honest to God!

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I for reals know someone named Fabulous. and i also know these twins that go by the names of Puddin’ and Muffin. There is also a little boy in know named Timothy Tickle. oh man. thats a bad one. oh and i know these people with the last name craps. i think those pretttty much top the rest…..

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i think my name is beautiful so dont make fun of it

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moniqua Reply:
November 23rd, 2008 at 9:04 pm

This is a terrible name to name a child.

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I live in Texas. Here’s some names I’ve come across in my years in school:

Slab Bulkhead, Fridge Largemeat, Punt Speedchunk, Butch Deadlift, Bold Bigflank, Splint Chesthair, Flint Ironstag, Bolt VanderHuge, Thick McRunfast, Blast Hardcheese, Buff Drinklots, Trunk Slamchest, Fist Rockbone, Stump Beefknob, Smash Lampjaw, Punch Rockgroin (my personal favorite), Buck Plankchest, Stump Chunkman (2nd Fav), Dirk Hardpeck, Rip Steakface, Slate Slabrock, Crud Bonemeal, Rip Slagcheek, Punch Sideiron, Gristle McThornbody, Slake Fistcrunch, Buff Hardback, Bob Johnson (oh wait…), Blast Thickneck, Crunch Buttsteak, Slab Squatthrust, Lump Beefbroth, Touch Ruskrod, Reef Blastbody, Big McLargehuge, Smoke Manmuscle, Eat Punchbeef, Hack Blowfist, Roll Fizzlebeef.

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G Reply:
June 30th, 2009 at 2:06 pm

Hmmm Space Mutiny.

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MY NAME IS HANNAH, PRETT NORMAL NAME, I ONLY KNOW LIKE3 OTHER HANNAH’S. ITS KINDA ANNOING THO CUZ NOW hannah montana HAS BECOME SUPER FAMOUS SO EVERYONE CALLS ME HANNAH montana OR WHENEVER I SEARCH MY NAME OF THE COMPUTER PICS OF HER COME UP ALL THE TIME, BUT THATS OKAY, THANKS FOR LISTENING!!! HANNAH

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no joke…i dont kno the girl..but my mom saw it once in here office…girls first name- Asian Girl there were sum other bad ones but i forget them

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I have a friend named…..GONORETHEA..
That is by far the worst.
G, you are so brave!

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A distant relative named his cute children Tiny, Little, Micro and finally Atom! A couple named Bong and Beng call their kids by their pet names: Macmac, Micmic, Motmot and Maumau!

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my mom know a baby named Maboob

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at the day care i work for there are mothers who named there children Sabian, Pharaoh,Adora (because she’s just so Adorable!!!) & Madox I feel for these children I really do!

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i like my cousins name…its just not common..Renza…like short for lorenza…but its just renza. i think its pretty

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Chuck woodard. ahahahah.

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There is this girl that my sister went to school with……her name is the worst thing ever……i mean what were her parents thinking…..WINDIO…. do you just hate the sound of that….WINDIO its time for lunch!!!

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my mom was going to name me Ima.. my lastname is cook. she was going to name my sister Youra.

Ima Cook.
Youra Cook.

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Oh and one more thing. you ppl kno better than to laff @ ppl’s misfortune.
Ur sending a whole bunch of dumb-ass names and yet ur saying its cruel. Having a crappy name is cruel. But having others laffing at u Bcuz of ur name is even crueler.

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I have used my middle name for years because I hate my first name so much. I still have to use it on all legal documentation because I’ve never had it legally changed. My first name is Davena (Duh-vee-na). It sucked because I always got to here what an “unusual” name it is. Parents should really think before they name their kids. Think about how that name will affect them (especially going through school). If you want to name your kid something unusual, save it for the middle name.

My kids are named Eric Nicholas Carroll (his second middle name and my maiden name although it’s never used), Ryan Avery and Sara Elisabeth. I made sure they all had simple, normal names (although maybe a little too 70’s for this day and age).

As far as the cruelest names I’ve ever heard go, I went to school with a kid named Benjamin Dover (Ben Dover), there was a woman in a town I used to live in whose name was Ima Pigue (I’m a Piggy), and I used to work for an elderly woman named Verbal Belch (although it was kind of her own fault for marrying a guy with the last name Belch). I was also in basic training with a girl named LaVodka. You can guess the kinds of crap she put up with from the drill sergeants with that name.

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I also knew a Dylan Poindexter. He wasn’t laughed at as often but it was funny

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My friend:
Om Sebastian Christian Kingsley Mortimer Hodge… i know :P

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is Ginger to much of a pet for a girl?

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I know a kid named Willow (after the Buffy character) Ripley (yeah, after the Aliens chick, which wouldn’t be so bad if they hadn’t made the movie where she was half alien monster) If that was my kid I’d have nightmares about teething!

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I heard from my father that a relative of mine was supposed to be named Ida Claire…. it sounds like “I declare!”

I’ve always hated the name Ida… Just don’t even put a Ho name after it either! Lol

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I don’t mind “unique” or “uncommon” names, just as long it does not ridicule the named person. Jessica, Ryan, Michelle, Megan, Ashley, April, Erica, Katie, Kimberly, Jennifer, Amy, Aaron, Michael and Matthew are VERY common names to me, I don’t feel as special with my name either since we call each other by our last names like “yo Matt V come here”. I envy the ones who have an awesome name like Jocelyn, Alaina, Morgan, Heidi, Stefan, Rachill, Whitney, Caleigh… etc… There are websites out there with rankings of the most popular names for babies by year. I would say it would be better to look for a name that isn’t number one in popularity so he/she can have a special name that no other 4 or 38 kids have in the school.

I recall having found out one day in middle school that some flowers and balloons were delivered to me “Ashley Miller” for Valentine’s Day from my parents. I was so excited about it until a secretary lady came in and took them away from my desk all because it wasn’t meant for me out of confusion, it was meant for another Ashley Miller in the school. Imagine how disappointed I was that day.

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I went to school with a girl named “Cinder Eller”. Never met her parents, but she was a pretty good student so I assumed ahe was smater than they were!

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I knew a girl named Carrie Hunt and a guy named Matt Rouse.

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In response to someone’s comment.
I’m not sure you could classify me as a die hard star wars fan. I watch the movie several times each year, and I enjoy reading the books, and playing the video games but you won’t catch me wearing a jedi outfit to a convention or part of a starwars fan club.

My point is, i’m considering naming my son Anakin. Or maybe Aniken. I like the way it sounds, it’s a strong name and yeah maybe he’ll get poked at in school but it’ll toughen him up.

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How about Dirk Bathkey. It was easy to chant his name during sporting events. “dirk” ” dirk” “dirk”

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Durring the march break I overheard a mother say Barbie and Elvis if you dont hurry up your in trouble!!

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ASesklgemn

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The worst name (UK) I have ever seen written down is Destinee-Aleesha Chantelle-Paige (LASTNAME)
p.S. ‘Strider’ is a bloke from the band Blazin Squad in the UK.
Other horrid names I’ve heard
-Caitlindestinee caitlin destiny 1word

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Ian. Just think about it.

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I went to highschool with a girl named…. FANNY MAYE PREACH.[get it?]
Her parents where Mormon, go figure.

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SO what about Bronwin?

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there was this girl named drick chip LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Okay, I got a couple, including my last name.

My last name is Mahbub (yeah, you can hear it already) people pronounce it, My boob or mah boob, CONSTANTLY. I personally find it HILARIOUS.

My bros name is Ash, short for Ashik.
Think of his name
ASHIK MAHBUB
I SHAKE MAH BOOB.
yep. he just goes by Ash now.

My bro knew a girl named DIKSHITTA
yes, true story, i knew her brother.

More names ; Manmeet,

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OMG! There are some pretty horrible names on here! Well, I have a few to add to them. I was on babynames.com where you can vote on people’s name lists and some weird lady had the most frightening terribly disgusting names ever! Here’s some of her names: Glacier Mount, Cock Steam, Air Flight, Cab Pass, Crop Field, Crop Field, Breeze Windy. And the sad thing is 8 people voted for Cock Steam!!!! I was thinking…”She’s GOT to be kidding.”

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Hi, i have 4 children called, CoCo-Charddonnayy (char-don-ay) Aphroditee (my adopted 18 month chinese baby girl) Malikai (boy, mal-ee-kye) and cleo, i love the names: brianna, kye, alfie, rhiley, holly, miko (mee-ko), kayla, scarlet, nevaeh, aviarna,
i also know the Epworth’s they have children named, parris-hopscotch, luna-bunny, and puppy oh and i forgot to add i abosoltly adore the name shiloh! the worst name is theodopalopadus (theo-dop-a-lop-a-dus)

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car-nag-a-rus

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I was at the playground with my daughter, i was sitting next to a woman and she was packing up 2 leave, so she called her kids….KATPHYSS PHONEY & SHEETAE FRAHME!!!!!I ASKED HER WAT THE HECK DID U JUST SAY LADY!!! the names sound like Katphyss(CAT-PISS) & SH*T-AY)….JUST PLAIN HORRIBLE

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what about Usnavy ( US navy or Toprameneesha (Top ramen) or Shi-thead (shithead) i think those are bad names

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if u get it its like the abcdefg nad telling her to fuck Gerra

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I went to school with a boy called french.
My sister knows i girl called Iowna Lain ( I own a lane)

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The worst name ever will be……..wait 4 it…….Myspace Tom. Can any1 top that?

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Worst one i heard was Pocahontas O’Reilly………. yes really!

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I knew girls in elementary school…Sisters named Cookie & Cricket.

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- blacky adams
- cocky johnson
- alleycat whyman
- sukdeep
- shorcat
- jugdish
- female’ (pronounced fermaalay)
all people we know ha

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*** addition to the above

I also know a man called ‘Nathanial J. Lovering’ (Lovering being a family name)

And theres a boy called Jeffery Bobbles BonBon who I met briefly in college.

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My mother’s name is Ivah. This of itself is okay, but she’s always had fun pairing her name with last names.

The one that takes the cake is when she ‘fell in love’ with her gynocologist. His name was Dr. Dick. I told her a relationship was forbidden because my mother was never going to be called Ivah Dick.

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yea

two worst boy name are

Guy(what were the parents thinking about that…of course it is a guy stupid)

and Jil

like come on Jil for a guy name?

worst ever.

real life name
Dick Hickey
Campbell Soupe(prounced Soup)

for worst girl name

Vincentline

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My poor grandma is named Beryl, I dont know what my great grandma was thinking!

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………..My last name is Seaman. >=[

My brother’s name is..Richard.

I have an ex with the last name Bates, and whenever my Aunt sends out Christmas cards she labels them, “Ms. Mrs. Mr. or Master”….Master Bates.

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I went to school with a girl named
Happie mahafie.
quite interesting name. and she was always happy

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I just recently met these twins at the skate park who are freshmen in high school. Thier names are Forest and Timber.

How did they make it through middle school?

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I kno a man named david davis. I also kno a woman named…r u prepared?…ADA PERSON!!! now tel me if her parents aint messed up or wat.

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I know a family who have named their children (in order)
Fresh (boy)
Cool (boy) - coolie for ’short’
Fly (girl) - flygirl for ’short’
Crash (boy)

Their explanation is that when their kids become famous eg. rappers, they don’t have to change their names because they already have cool names.

They are expecting another baby… place your bets on what it’s going to be named… I’ll keep you posted - only a few months to go!

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I knew a girl in high school who had the worst last name ever. I don’t remember her first name, it was normal, but her last name was “Whitehead”! I felt so sorry for her!

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I AM THE LEGEND THAT IS OM SUK MY WAND!

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Rosie lester is a slut.

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8===3

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How about Mr. Richard Wacker…..I went to school with his children. He asked his employees to call him Dick Wacker. Or another one…a last name. Someone left a purse at my register. I was supposed to anounce the name over the loud speaker…it was spelled Buttfucher. I can’t remember what we did, but I know I refused to anounce it.

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omg! there is this girl in high school and her name is octavia who-ha!! how sad is that! and brother’s name is eliot who-ha.Everyone calls Eliot “Eliot who-ha that has no who-ha!! its sick but great!! lol

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I know a family that have:
Spartagus Love - boy (yes, Spartagus with a g),
Fisher Heart - girl,
and Sheriff Good - boy (I think…they also were considering Fonzi Good).

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oh! I found it, it was: if- Jesus- had- not- died- for- thee- thou- hadst- been- damned

Any room for last name?

And I found: Acne Fountain

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My brother’s name is Chason Cox. He got a lot of greif in highschool obviously…really sad. I ask my mom all the time why she did that to him…

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Tim Reply:
December 17th, 2008 at 7:14 am

His mother should be beaten with a tack hammer.

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how about herbert, milfred, minerva, fillbert, eunice, mildred, humphrey, and farack(no joke….
i’ve heard the nome farack before!!). I think fillbert and eunice take the lead tho…

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This guy in some ancient civilization was named ybbobsigr so we thought that our fried should name his kid that. How do u like Ybobbsigr Stamey

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Om Sebastian Christian Kingsley Mortimer-Hodge!!!!!!
THATS WACK!

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I do like cock tho tbh, cock with bacon is the best!

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My mum makes me go to bed at 10pm, and if i dont she will molest me.

other than that i like to rub om’s cock

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Yes it is true, i like homo erotics. And Sam is my bumchum. We love eachother AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

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hey i heard of a couple in austrailla who had the balls to name thier DANGHTER satan YEAH THATS RITE weirdos

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On the radio this morning a woman was interviewed who named her child “La-a” (pronounced La-dash-a.) She said, and I quote: “the dash not be silent.”

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what about fuddrucker take away the 2 d’s and the r and slide the rest of the letters over. check out what i says. if ya still don’t know it spells fucker

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I read a book who’s heroines were called Cinnamon, Ice, Rose (not so unusual anymore) and Honey. I know it was a book, so it doesn’t really count though. I think it was a VC Andrews one.

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My full name is Hara(pronounced hair-uh) Lee but i kinda mixed it together to make Harlee cuz Hara is a horrible name in my opinion. But i do know this one girl named Urkute(pronounced Your-cute)… so its not as bad as that at least i can change my name to harlee which I love but I mean Urkute! Her parents r weirdos 2…. so that explains her weird name.. and shes a freak and she loves her name:/

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The worst names are ones named after qualities, Hope, Charity, Destiny, Faith. Guy, Hugo, and Bruno all remind me of brutish jerks, you know the macho asshole type. Most ghetto names are very tacky, you know the sort, Lafonda, Lasheniqua, tacky shit with the stupid aspirations of sounding noble.

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I am pregnant with my 5th child.! omg. my other 4 children are all girls, and this time im having a boy, but i cant think of any nice boy names! my other girls names are:

Roxy, Summer, Millie and Mika.

I was thinking about Luca for a boy. What dya think?

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imagine if u were called richard trickle(dick trickle for short) ben dover, phil Mcraken, anita wank or worst of all mike hunt(pronounced mi kunt)

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well theres some freaky family who live close to me and one of there kids is called baby jim but his cousen is called jonathan ross (thats his first name only)
now that must be the most messed up name ever
lol
:D

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I knew a girl named Autumn Pumpkin Farmer.

Also, at work I was ring up a customer….. her name was too funny! I had to look at her card twice….. Norma P. Eenis :)

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worst names in the town i live in: norris mcmorris (he owns his own hardwood flooring business), sherry and ginger graham-the daughters of the richest business man in town, copper penny-a known felon, in a neighboring town there is richard booze-a local politician (aka dick booze, aka peter juice), synamon (pronounced cinnamon) and her daughter pepsione (pronounce pepsa one like thats any better) the list goes on

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I heard of a girl named Asshole (ash-oh-lay)

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ive heard
Emery (girl)
Jave (boy)
vallen (boy)
sever (girl)
and i think pearl is kinda odd

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Rose Reply:
June 7th, 2009 at 5:37 pm

My name probably isn’t that bad but Rosalee Carol Kathleen Hardin, Rose Hardin for short.

OH and I love the name Vallen… good name ^^ *thinks of Yu-Gi-Oh! Sorry yes… I know Im a dork… I get that a lot ^^

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My uncle’s name was Dick Cockburn. My buddy worked with Louise Pusey and his son Dick Pusey.
A girl I went to high school with named her daughter Chardonnay because that was what she was drunk on when she conceived! Classy….so classy!

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did any1 here bout tht girl called talula does the hula from hawaii no jke!!! she made her friends call her k ther was a court case + her name was legally changed i feel so sorry 4 her!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I grew up with a couple kids, they were twins. One was named Damentaj and the other Suketaj. You pronounced it “DOM-TOSH” and “SOOK-TOSH”. Some people said “suck-tosh”. For a small town, the names were funny but I don’t remember anyone really caring too much or making fun of them. One day their dad tried to kidnap them though I think and bring them back to India.

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hey i know a girl called shona and everyone rhymes her name with bonner how sad is that?

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Do you think Ashley-Marie is a pretty name?Just wondering,because lot’s of people think Marie is my middle name.Well,I took my mom’s last name for a middle name.So..I have a complex name.

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Well I know a baby called Norma Leah Mann(Normally a man) worst thing is it’s a girl. No joke. Nobody told the guy who’s baby it was because they thought it was hilarious.Poor little thing. :)

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I know a girl called Hero Bagpussy. I talked over the phone with a girl called Shmelley Genitileya. I had to take her details cause I work for a bank, thats how I know how to spell it. My friend’s Mom is called Stel Karr. (like stalker..) Ooooh I feel so sorry for them! :L

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I went to school with a girl named Chastity.. bad but her brother names are Chain,Lynk and Phence there last name was pronounced Lock but forget how they actually spelt it.

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I had a substitute teacher named Mrs. Bladder once.
also, my friend new this person whose daughter was called Niles. that’s bad enough already, but it was pronounced “Ni-lehs”.

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I worked in the office of a manufacturing plant and a guy there was named Phat Quatch, and a resume came in with the name Johnson Wang.
names on Maury- Repellus and the most horrific Genitoris(genitals and clitoris) how uneducated and cruel

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Nicholas Hassle… Dickless asshole?

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My name is the worst.
My name is Scar.
My last name is Litt.
my parents obviously thought everyone would call me by my first and last name, making the name scarlit.But my teachers call me scar, because they dont get it and most of my friends call me scar, or for some reason, lion (i dont get it either)

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Jean Reply:
July 2nd, 2009 at 5:32 am

It’s probably because of Lion King.

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My boyfriend wanted to give our son middle name Firebird after the car but I got him change it to Knight after Knight rider but his first is not michel (thank god!).

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i heard a story of this one family that was obsessed with hitler, they named their children hitler and aryan!!!! thats rediculous!

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Oh, and I almost forgot! There’s this guy in my class, and his Grandpa’s name is Harry Astley!
So, I think we can all guess his nickname from his school days…
Hairy Ass…jeez, who would be that stupid!!!

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would u like the name zattdaohooz moyha

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Oh yeah, and whenever I hear the name Leslie, I think lesbian. No offense to Leslie, though

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We went to school with a boy clinton cunts,but i cant laugh because my name is Bertha Mc arse.

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