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Science fictions geeks should also not name children. Over Christmas, I heard a woman yell, “Strider, get back here!” At least she didn’t name the poor child Aragorn.

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I can’t stop laughing. Thanks for the link. :)

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My wife went to school with a guy named Strider - but that was years ago, and it was Strider from the Lord of the Rings books, not the recent movies, so I suppose that’s at least a little bit better.

I had a friend in high school with the middle name “Dorcas.” She obviously tried to keep that name under wraps during those teen years.

I think Gwenyth Paltrow naming her kid “Apple” and Courtney Cox naming her daughter Coco are fairly criminal as well.

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The coolest name is Nero. buh the worst is Kawshit. (Cow Shit)

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there’s a girl i know called fairy-anne

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Some friends of the family called their baby girl Pina Colada and their 3 year old boy Jack Daniel. Yes, we do suspect they have a bit of a drinking problem…

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hi this is kenitra again but can ask the people of the world is this a beautiful name or what jenitra renee knight?

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i think tullulah honey-pop is the worse name ever. and so is banjo, pixie dixie, and crow.

if you named all your children crow, you’d have a ‘murder’ of crows and if you were a babysitter, how fast would you hang up if someone asked you to babysit their murder of crowes?

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I know a girl named “Shithead”, pronounced Sha Thead. This is not a joke.

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ive got a mate called Newc Hassle R Schit

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how about the name morag its like crossed between moran and hag lol and wot about poor olga and helga and i feel sorry for gaylord and gurtrude. how sad!!!

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wait…i forgot I also know someone named clany yancy…horrid horrid name.

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My friend is going out with a guy tonight that she knew in highschool. his name…Guthrey Gillings. We got on the internet to look for a possible worse name than his, but no luck. No worse name was to be discovered. Guthrey Gillings. WORST NAME EVER!

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Bruno has become a stereotypical gay name, just like Bruce

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Went to high schoolwith a guy named craven moorehead thats wild!

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i know a boy called ivan griffin coco and another called cedrikson mabinty

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I knew this guy who named his twin daughters both “Andrea” with the same spelling. One was pronounced “On-drey-ah” and the other was “An-dray-uh.”

When I was in high school, there was a foreign exchange student with a ring in her nose (not typical for 1975) named Shakuntla Singla. I don’t remember anyone making fun of her, but I really didn’t know her and breathed hope every time I saw her in the hall that her life was spared the misery of people using her name in vain.

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My sister is pregnant and wants to name the baby girl Angel. Her boyfriend want the middle name to be Neveah…..heaven backwards of course!!! Angel Neveah. Now this is the worst name ever!

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I know two guys with a hippy dad…the oldest is named DL - no periods, doesn’t stand for anything (that we know of) - and his little brother is called Justin Casey. The joke?? “Just in case he dies, we have another one,” or, “Justin Case-y the first one dies, we have another one.” His dad was actually the one who explained it to me.

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I am a huge star wars nut and am considering(eventually) naming my first son after my favorite character from the books, Corran(thats “KOR-in” or Corey for short). But when i heard that some friends of mine named their son Anakin, i thought that was way too far, even for a die hard fan. Other dumb names i’ve heard are: Sladjana(sluh-JAH-nah), and Branch(boy), and if i was a girl, my mom tells me my name would have been “Anina”. Thank God for the Y chromosome i say.

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the worst name in the world was Fanny Urin ! :0 the teachers would say x

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Yeah my name is Syringe, go figure I happen to think it is a wonderfull name allthough people ask me for drugs all the time.. i talked to dr phil about this problem and he told me that sticks and stones will acually break my bones but names will always hurt me, im so lonely! hug me!

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I am thinking of naming my child Ever, it will be her middle name so her name would be Scarlet Ever. What do you think?

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I used to baby sit for a biker family, they had 2 kids Harley (girl) and Davidson (boy). Talk about cruel.

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Brianna Reply:
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:11 am

Well, the name Harley isn’t so bad. I like it better as a guy’s name though. But having a child named Harley and another named Davidson is just horrible.

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I think parents have every right to name their kids whatever they want. My twin boys are named Lexington Avery (Lex for short) & Foxworth Deacon (Fox for short)… I also love the names Jai, Lucas, Madden & Blaise.

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Remember boy meets world? The “Topanga” character… horrible.

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Parents have the right to name their children what they want.

And children have the right not to have to live with a Sh1tty name.

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i heard one named lake and one named river

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I have had two that should make a top worst list… One had first name just the letter “M” and middle was “E”. He always said when I was born, my dad said “he looks like me” so my dad named me M E. He went by the name “em-ee”

Now, here is a clear candidate for all time best of the worst… About ten years ago, my company hosted a meeting of engineers in Silicon Valley and one man registered and arrived with the first name, literally, “Dickshitz” any one want to top this one??? Honest!

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I have a second-cousin whose last name is Rice. His parents decided to name him after a local politician whose name was Bland. So he grew up as Bland Rice.

No, he doesn’t have a sister named Wild.

Probably the worst name I ever heard of being inflicted on a baby was a girl’s name. It was three syllables. The first “shi” was pronounced “shee”. The second, “the” was pronounced “tay”. The third syllable was “ad” pronounced as in “advertising”.

You can recombine the pieces in the privacy of your own home.

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I once came across the name Fanny Wannacock.
Braine is a bad last name. no first name sounds good with it. I went out with a guy called Richard Braine (dick braine).

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I know someone whose first name is Tracker. His parents must really like that Chevy car or something.

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my friend has a brother in law with the last name hill, they named there daughter meadow… meadow hill. could be worse but c’mon folks.

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Absolutely true Andy. There is a pub in South Birmingham run by Mary Christmas. She has managed a few pubs around this area for a number of years and is quite well known, but as far as I know she married into the name. My baby daughter is due in March. What do you think of Armani for a name?

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Two worst names I have heard are Archiebald Codwaller and Horace titsworth. I have friends that named their kids Rowdy (boy) and Rumor (girl).

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I’ve seen some bad ones- had a teacher who was Crystal Shanda Leir, married a guy to become Crystal Pallis… she couldn’t get away. Also met a Pepsi Love, Willie May Sprinkle,and Richard (Dick) Head. Also two geologist’s kids named Cole and Steele. My mom’s a physical therapist in an inner-city area, and she runs into at least one girl of illiterate parents who think that their kid was named for them by the hospital– they see the bracelet that says: Smith, Female– and they think, hey, Female (pronounced Femily), that’s pretty!

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I hate it when people name their kids stupidly. I have met A LOT of people who had names like Jon Jonson or Hazel Hazelton or Sam Samuels it’s SO FREEKING CRAPY!!!!

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the worst name ever in the history of names must be…………………………….. wait for it………………almost……… Johnathon Goldstein. What were my parents thinking. Go Mets. Go Jets. Go Chemistry.

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The worst names to me are Jorndan and a name that i think that is really cute is Isabelle or Emma.

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The name Michelle is ugly

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When my mom was a school girl, she knew two sisters named, Youra and Ima. There last name was Pig. Isn’t that cruel of the parents?!

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My boy friends mom was a teacher who had a young girl named FEMALE, she pronoucned it FE-MAL-EE

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Ohj yea i forgot one I also met a couple whose surname is peed, pronouced “pid”. and they are naming there kid stewart.

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i know this girl named tamina and a person named takari.

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you tools are fools. the worst name ever :homojopolopolous.

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I once met a girl whos name was Rock’N and her last name was Roll, no joke. She and everyone else completely adores her name

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Umh Forrest isnt a wierd name, infact he was a famous civil war hero…
My brother is named forrest and I have beaten so many little kids up over that name… he was born 2 years before the movie after and Uncle who died in a firefighter rescue misson..

The ugliest name is Bertha

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I think Tara is stupid name! It sounds so ugly.

I once knew a girl at school named Tara Newbiging, we used to call her Tara Booniging

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a couples last name is teed.. they had twin boys and named them guaran & warran

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I used to work at a school where there were five kids in the one family named after herbs and spices:

Pepper, Ginger, Sage, Cinnamon and Rosemary.

I’m still trying to figure out if I like the idea or not.

At least it wasn’t Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme.

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I once knew this girl, her parents names were Jim and Lesa (spelled Lesa) and they’d combined her names with an apostrophe to make “J’Lesa.” Yes. Two capital letters. She’s white, but “Jalisa” is a popular black name, and people always say “Ja-liss-uh” instead of how you really pronounce it. “Juh-lee-suh”.

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also a woman named iona parrot

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I went to school with triplets named Chastity Siemann, Gyna Siemann, and Rosemary Siemann. Seriously. As if their last name wasn’t horrible enough.

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My name is Lannetta Renee.
I married a man with the last name Gaiter. Not bad, until I used my intials L.R Gaiter (Later Gator)People thought that was funny. The kicker is I have a daughter named Alexa yeap use guessed it Allie Gaiter. She does not like being called Allie….. hmmmm I wonder why :-)!!!!

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Jack Harder, Anita Dyck, and Harry Dyck are common names in my hometown. I also know a guy named Jaun Dyck (pronounced won dick)

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READ #110

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im prgnant with my 3 rd child who is a girl and i have two other kids names molly and mary-kate im thinkin gon nameing this one melrose what do u think

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In high school i new of a guy named Tag. He also happened to be one of the only openly gay guys in school. You can imagine what they called him…

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“# JP Says:
October 30th, 2006 at 4:09 pm

my 2 favorites i heard were of 2 twins: Lemonjello and Orangejello (pronounced Le monge’ ello and Or onge’ ello). i don’t know what to say…it’s just scary.”

lol, I know about those kids! They live in the same city as me and were in an a college prep program I worked for….

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Try “Miss Unique Miracle Johnson.” The mother gave the baby this name when she went through a difficult birth. Evidently the doctor announced the baby’s survival as a miracle and the rest is history.

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omg i love these names they are all so funny but i feel bad for the kids with those names and my favorite name is Hairy Bush i thought it was so funny me and my cusin laughed for like and hour and we almost started crying it was sooooooooo funny!!!!!……lol

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i no this girl from my school and her anicials are so funny and they match her perfectly….lol…..they spell SAS(shamber a. sinks) i dont make funn of her because we are like best friends…lol….but i always think something mean in my head!!!!

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I have this kid in my school named Israel Gay. Is. Real. Gay. Middle school is so brutal WITHOUT a name like that. Poor kid.

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Ok I’m dating a mana named Richard Panek. (Dick Panek) And if we get married my name will be Kayla Mae Panek.

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oh and I like my Panek attacks! lol

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Then there is the woman who named her twins ‘twina’ and ‘twinba’ (TwinA, TwinB)

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My cousin recently had a baby, and the nurse was telling us a story of a girl that had her baby a few days earlier…she named that poor child Delmonte ABCDE (pronounced like Obesity)

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How’s this one for size: Stan D. Ardman? As in “Standard Man” What are peoples thinking?

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My sister works in psychology. Brace yourself. She had a client who named her daughter Clitoria (because it sounded so pretty). No joke.

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My dad had a classmate named Fonda Dicks. Seriously.

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My parents didnt want give me a standard name… but they liked jessica. soo they spelled it weird. Jessyka. i mean i like but… but only some days.

I used to go to school with two twins named Natasha and Natisha… yes twins named tisha and tasha. it was sad.

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