Jeanette does taxidermy. In addition to the regular stuff-the-thing-you-shot taxidermy, she’ll also turn your pet’s fur into a pillow cover. It’s apparently “an alternative way to remember your pet”. Pricing runs from $65 for a cat to $150 for a horse (!). It’s not immediately apparent whether a cat pillow and a horse pillow are the same size.
You do need to act fast, though, once your dog moves onto that great sidewalk in the sky:
Please freeze your pet immediately upon passing to insure [sic] there will be no hair slippage. Double bag to insure no freezerburn. Ship packages ONLY on Monday’s [sic again] to prevent carrier mishaps.