Podcaster and CBC tech dude has a podcast series called “How to do stuff”. In this episode, he gets his ass waxed by a professional esthetician. He’s a good man, suffering for our amusement.
I want to appear on Tod’s podcast. What could I explain? If only I knew how to do stuff. As I look down in thought, I note I’m wearing a vintage shirt. Maybe Tod and I could go vintage clothes shopping. I’m not gay (nor his Tod, despite his recent waxing), nor a fashionista, but he might forgive those shortcomings.
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you definately should go on his show and teach the world how to write funny and effective blog post headlines. you are the master after all. 😛