How Not To Look Like a Tourist
There’s an interesting question on Ask MetaFilter today. It’s one that I’ve struggled with whenever I travel:
My wife and I are going to Europe this summer and I want to avoid looking like tourists. We are also looking to avoid being stereotyped as stupid, fat Americans.
We will be in Spain and France. What sort of clothes will keep us from looking too touristy? What sort of day-to-day information will keep us from looking and acting distinctly American?
There are lots of good answers in the message thread. My favourite spawned a separate discussion of the generally-unwise strategy of tucking one’s t-shirt into one’s jeans.
In my experience, the Brits are far worse tourists than the Americans. The average American doesn’t have a passport, and is innately averse to leaving their own country. As such, the Americans who do travel tend to be from the enlightened end of the scale. The Brits, on the other hand, were voted the world’s worst tourists. My anecdotal experience (both as a Tourism Victoria employee in my youth, and later as a traveller) verifies this result. The Brits are loud, obnoxious, unilingual and expect everything to be as it is in their soggy homeland. Wherever I go in Europe, I can be assured of spotting a stupidly drunk British woman, lobster red from sunburn, tottering down some cobblestone lane in impossibly narrow heels.
In truth, you’re never going to ‘disguise’ yourself as a local. I don’t know about you, but here in Vancouver, I can spot the tourists a mile away. Your real goal should be to tread lightly and minimize your impact on the natives. Learn how they dress, and pack accordingly. For example, men in Costa Rica rarely wear shorts. So, don’t wear shorts in San Jose. Avoid anything garish. Learn a few phrases of the language, so that you can at least apologize for not speaking it.