My Troubles with the Double-Sided DVD
Regular readers will disagree, but I’d like to think that I’m not entirely without technical acumen. I’ve been known on occasion to correctly use the term ’stateless session bean’, and recently reformatted my hard drive without losing any of ABBA’s greatest hits on MP3.
However, I recently purchased seasons 1 and 2 of The West Wing on DVD. They’re the first double-sided DVDs I’ve ever own. Episodes 1 through 4 are on one side, episodes 5 through 8 on the other and so on. The label for the disk is printed in tiny writing around the inner circle.
When I pulled out the first DVD and squinted at the label, I was confronted with a conundrum:
- Do I play this like a record or CD, with the side I want to play facing the ‘needle’?
- Do I play this like a record, with the side I want to play facing up?
- Do I play this like a CD, with the side I want to play facing down?
Two of those are the same result, but all three are possible criteria. As it turns out, you play the side with the applicable label. If you want to play episodes 1-4, you should be able to read episodes 1-4 on the top of the disc as it sits in the DVD tray. Of course, my DVD player sits on top of my TV, so it’s above my head, complicating the problem.
This is a new problem–one we haven’t really had to face since the record album. Maybe it’s only a problem to people old enough to have played records regularly (hipsters and DJs aside, I suppose). Maybe I’ve got no technical acumen after all. Regardless, it’s the little things like this that irk the average citizen. Technology so often kills us with a thousand cuts.
