Trim Those Nose Hairs
A while back, Jen was describing a date gone wrong (the dude talked in a movie, and thus deserves to be beheaded using a dull paring knife). She mentioned that the suitor in question was not her physical type, and so I asked what that was. A few weeks later (hopefully she was doing some other stuff too), she’s formulated her answer.
Style: I like the preppy/metrosexual type. GQ meets Abercrombie & Fitch. Yes, he looks like the boy-next-door. I’m pretty girl-next-door myself, so it fits. Also, if he dresses like this, he’s probably likely to trim his nose hair.
She didn’t hold forth on facial hair. Myself, I’m always a little skeptical of those guys who seem to spend a lot of time growing and trimming their sideburns/goatees/beards. But, then, if I’ve spent more than 17 seconds on my hair, I feel it’s taken me too long.
April 11th, 2005 at 6:50 am
Trimming your nose-hairs can be risky. If your blades are dull, or if you’re using a hand-powered trimmer (rather than gas), you’re very likely to get a nose-hair tweak. That hurts like hell and makes your eyes water.
April 11th, 2005 at 8:32 am
Gotta agree w/ Olaf. Nose hair trimming is very dangerous.
April 11th, 2005 at 8:05 pm
Yah, and there’s no pain, effort or risk involved in what women do for basic maintenance. None at all.
sheesh.
April 12th, 2005 at 12:04 am
I concur with the perils of nose hair trimming. If you’re not prepared to breathe through your mouth for the duration you can get a lung full of unpleasantness.