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Yeah, some of the reasons feel contrived.

The only reason I strongly disagree with is the one about wimpy arsenal. I thought the Phantom Menace produced some neat weaponry, like the bubble shield, the Trade Federation roll-and-attack robots; I would call the Death Star a pretty big honking gun.

But if the Guardian article was referring to the skinny guns Padme and Leia were allowed to shoot stormtroopers with, they were kinda feeble but oh so effective.

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Yeah, I recall the female action figures always had these wee little guns that were like the size of that bone in you inner ear. Now, Chewbacca, the Stormtroopers and a couple of the bounty hunters they had these huge ironing-board-sized things.

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star wars does suck. and it suck because the originators, whatever their goals were, have lost sight of the original vision and pumped out a series of franchise ruining prequels that completely compromised the integrity of the art. the goerge takei interview for star trek six has him explaining that there were more trek movies because they were making more money. i think that lucas and his cohorts owe thier fan base the same candor. also the force is gay, and takes away from the human experience and further alienates any rational viewer from the characters depicted. they’re already space aliens, why bother adding in magic.

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The author of the article is a twit who’s arguments are mindless and baseless.

“There are no meals in space.”

That’s one of his arguments? That after Luke leaves Tatooine in ANH, that they don’t eat. That is considered an argument?

He doesn’t have any idea what he is talking about.

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Screw all you guys it just a f…ing movie and yeah the first (last) three sucked ass mark hamil is a duesh and so are all of you guys get a life i am losing mine just typing this crap but to those that thin the (force) is real its called god you f…ing fags get a life it just a f…ing MOVIE just like al the other movies out there they are for entertainment thats IT……F… you all………

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Lol, that was hilarious (I read about 2/3rds of it before getting bored to tears by the ignorance of the writer)

The person who wrote that was a DUMBASS.

Sure, he makes some good points, starwars wasn’t perfect, but when did Alec ever say “That you never watch that awful movie again” I mean could he provide evidence of that? No, he can’t, and he probably bases it off rumors.

All the other shit was hilarious. Revenge of the Sith was a great title, I’ll admit Return of the Jedi wasn’t great, but the Empire strikes back was great too!

He really has to learn about the movies and provide EVIDENCE of the quotes.

Fail.

Oh, and Chris, in response to what you said, when did any of us say it was “real” We all know the force isn’t real. We all know it’s a movie. Go fuck yourself (Ooo I said fuck, I’m such a dirty child)

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if star wars sucks why did it win the best scifi movie ever made

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Ryan Reply:
May 13th, 2009 at 4:42 pm

Star Wars is not a “Sci-Fi” film, it’s fantasy.

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Star wars just sucks.

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star wars is OVERRATED!!
WHY IS LUCAS MILKING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF STAR WAR’S TIT?!?
OH…..I KNOW!!!

MONEY$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
STUPID!!!
I USE TO THINK SW WAS COOL AND NERDY BUT NOW IS JUST OLD AND FUCKING WAY TOO MAINSTREAM!!! NICE GOIN’ STAR WARS FAGS!!!!!!!!

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old starwars was good. However, new starwars sucked balls.

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