Everyone Loves the Whizzinator
I glanced at my stats yesterday, and noticed that I was getting an obscene number of hits from people searching for ‘whizzinator’ or ‘original whizzinator’. For the non-steroid users out there, the whizzinator is a fake penis and reservoir for fooling drug tests. I wrote about it a couple of years ago (and here’s a follow-up entry, on what it’s really like to take a doping test).
But why the sudden explosion of interest in this peculiar product? Minnesota Vikings running back Onterrio Smith is under investigation because airport police found several vials of white powder in his luggage. The powder is dried urine, which, as I understand it, gets rehydrated and poured into the Whizzinator. Smith was suspended last season for testing positive for marijuana, which isn’t helping his case.
May 12th, 2005 at 12:27 pm
A friend told me about the Whizzonator. Since I teach a Psychology of Humor class for a University, I thought this was definitely a research topic. I appreciate all of the work you have done on this as it has saved me days of searching the internet.
The Original Whizzinator web site is full of info for those who need to use and still pee free. I’m just disappointed that they don’t have any blue, fuschia, or teal penises - my favorite colors. Or one with stars and stripes for the patriotic users. As a busines consultant I downgrade the Whizzinator folks for not making a line in the pro-team colors so the users can still feel “like one of the guys” and shoot, shoot, shoot for the home team.
But, to their credit, the Whizzinator folks do have one for women.
Wow! An equal opportunity Whizzinator. Only in America!
May 12th, 2005 at 2:58 pm
Why spend your hard-earned on an expensive new gizmo ?
What’s wrong with the ‘ Withnail and I ‘ method ( circa 1987 )
April 12th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
If I have someoneelse’s urine how do i stoer it and how long will it be good.. My test is tommorrow
October 26th, 2007 at 11:53 am
I do not think you can store humane pee. It degrades quickly