The Rebranding of the Colonel
From the MIT laboratory for Branding Cultures (via Todd), we see that Colonel Sanders has had a facelift.

As Todd notes:
- No more embarrassing eyebrows
- New high-contrast face and hair-lines
- Colonial-era suit replaced with apron. With all the boomers retiring sans adequate retirement savings, this might be a portend of our evolving views on where the elderly fit into society.
A tip of the hat to the old boy. I still won’t eat your shitty chicken, Colonel, but shine on.
The only time in the last decade that I’ve partaken of the Colonel (man, that sounds like slang for something dirty, doesn’t it?) was in Hermanus, South Africa, and desperate for something familiar.
