Date Me Natalie

June 2nd, 2005

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Date Me Natalie

All this 19-year-old Andy Goldfarb wants is one date with Natalie Portman:

I’m asking for one date with Natalie Portman. I’m not asking to marry her. I’m not asking for a week’s vacation with her. I’m not asking to exchange love letters with her. I want one conversation with her, in person. I’ve decided to ask for this through a website presenting my argument about why I feel this is worth Natalie’s time.

You, sir, are a star. Keep at it, my boy. You never know, maybe she goes for skinny, Jewish (not to mention a little obsessive) kids from Connecticut.

Comments: 10 Responses so far

donna
June 2nd, 2005
11:06 am

ooh. Natalie has shaved her head. It looks good!

Mmm, women with shaved heads..

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Andrea
June 2nd, 2005
11:53 am

Well, she’s a skinny, Jewish kid from Connecticut too. And she’s studying to be a psychologist. So maybe there’s hope for him.

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Darren
June 2nd, 2005
12:07 pm

Indeed, that was my implication. Though, she apparently was born in Israel.

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mel
June 2nd, 2005
12:13 pm

ha! That’s too funny… thanks for the link.

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Dean
June 2nd, 2005
1:46 pm

I, too, think that Natalie looks incredibly hot with hair shorter than mine.

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Paolo
June 2nd, 2005
1:49 pm

The above quote is annoying. At this point asking to exchange love letters, or marry her would be pretty much on par with creating an entire website and asking the world to spread the word that you want dinner with her.

OPRAH
“So, how did you two meet?”

PORTMAN
“Well, he created a website and used viral marketing to get a date with me. I thought it was really sweet and very romantic. We’re getting married this fall!”

AUDIENCE
“AWWWWWWWWW!”

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Martine
June 2nd, 2005
2:33 pm

It might give him a better chance if he actually made his Web site readable. That white on pale blue is awfully hard to read.

The sad thing is, she’s probably told her security people about this guy already.

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Andrea
June 2nd, 2005
3:51 pm

Paolo: you forgot the part where Portman jumps up on the couch, yells “Yes! Yes!”, thumps her chest, then drops down to pound on the floor and shout, “I love this man!” It’s the only way to get on Oprah these days.

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