While we’re at it, did you know you’re in a coffee shop wearing inline skates? Well, you are. And she isn’t. This means the coffee shop was your agreed-up meeting place; not “The United Skates of America” or “Miniature Pylon Cone Rollerblade Alley.”
Point #3 made reference to a “ceramic one-hitter”. I’m so square, it took me a minute to figure out what that was.