How Not to Secure a Second Date
Via Dooce, we find seven amusing ways to avoid a second date:
While we’re at it, did you know you’re in a coffee shop wearing inline skates? Well, you are. And she isn’t. This means the coffee shop was your agreed-up meeting place; not “The United Skates of America” or “Miniature Pylon Cone Rollerblade Alley.”
Point #3 made reference to a “ceramic one-hitter”. I’m so square, it took me a minute to figure out what that was.

June 10th, 2005 at 4:04 pm
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June 10th, 2005 at 4:11 pm
ps- i found it from the dooce page.
June 10th, 2005 at 6:09 pm
D’oh, I fixed that.