My friend Cameron recently got run over. Presumably, he was biking, though he doesn’t actually indicate:
So i went under the back tire of a mercedes sedan, as big as they come. Thankfully, just the back tire. How I managed to dive under there I’ll never know. But this is the worst of it, not looking its worst, and not looking quite as good as it looks now. A cracked rib and shoulder blade had the emergency staff thinking i wasn’t run over at all. I’m lucky, except for the being run over part.
He’s posted a pretty gross photo of his injuries. Consider yourself warned.
I note with a little amusement that both Cameron and I have a friend named Mercedes. Unfortunately for Cameron, it was an actual car that ran him over, not the fetching redhead.