July 6th, 2005

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More Small Talk Woes

Today I get in the elevator, and there are already two people inside. The woman is saying how she was recently in a car accident, and is off to get some massage therapy. The elevator is nearing my floor, so I (against my better judgement), decide to interject:

ME: Don’t let them use the suction cups on you.
HER: Pardon?
ME: Massage therapists–they have these suction cups and apparently they’re torture.
HER: I’m a massage therapist and I’ve never heard of any suction cups.
ME: Well, I understand they’re very nineteenth century.

The guy laughs, and I scurry through the elevator doors which have mercifully just opened.

Clearly she needs to engage in some professional development, because I wasn’t lying about the suction cups.

Previous small talk woes including the Dog Incident and the Turkish Delight Gaffe.

Comments: 13 Responses so far

'nee
July 6th, 2005
1:26 pm

It’s tempting just to show up in your elevator one day, just so that you’ll have another in the Elevator Gaffes series. They’re very funny.

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'nee
July 6th, 2005
1:26 pm

(or, well, anywhere where small talk is required)

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Compmouse
July 6th, 2005
2:24 pm

I always thought the suction cup thing was more of a Chinese thing that was used for acupressure. Are you sure this is a massage technique?

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Rob Cottingham
July 6th, 2005
3:29 pm

The closest thing I’ve seen to that was the horrific “treatment” montage in The Madness of King George. This is nothing like that… right?

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Darren
July 6th, 2005
3:30 pm

Compmouse: Well, clearly, I’m not sure about much. However, I do know someone who had this technique done to them by a massage therapist. It may not be prevalent among massage therapists generally, though.

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Mel
July 6th, 2005
5:37 pm

My massage therapist suggested cupping once, and although it was a strange feeling, I wouldn’t go so far as to liken it to torture. I did, however, have a large area of hickey-like markings on my back for the week following the treatment. Those marks that peeked out over my neckline were an interesting conversation piece - and probably led some to believe that I had recently received a severe beating.

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filmgoerjuan
July 6th, 2005
7:58 pm

I’ve also only heard about the cupping technique in regards to Traditional Chinese Medicine (acupuncture/acupressure). Still, if it makes for good blog fodder then I’m all for it! :)

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Andrea
July 6th, 2005
10:09 pm

You were probably talking to a registered massage therapist. They tend to shy away from spa treatments and non-traditional approaches.

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jd
July 6th, 2005
11:23 pm

i knew a guy whose wife bought a home set (you can get them at the local Korean version of Wal-mart) and would use them on him each night before bed. she wanted a baby and it wasn’t happening fast enough, so out came the cups!

with no medical training, i’ve decided that the cups don’t do much. as far as numerous Koreans have explained to me, the whole idea is related to “good” and “bad” blood. the cups bring “bad” blood to the surface, where it is taken care of, somehow.

sounds good, but it’s an idea that was developed before people knew that blood moves in the body and therefore must be as helpful as leaches and bloodletting.

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Linz
July 7th, 2005
9:34 am

DB, you rock!

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donna
July 7th, 2005
10:55 pm

strange. I’ve only ever seen those used in a rather… non-therapeutic method. Um. Yeah. Carrying on now.

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Jeremy Pepper
July 8th, 2005
7:28 pm

See, you needed to say ‘cupping’ and she’d have known what you are talking about.

But, come on, a PR person that can’t small talk? What do you do at tradeshows or conferences?!

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Monique
July 9th, 2005
9:47 am

My physio has suction cups, but she uses the pads instead. Now take that out of context and enjoy the day.

The suction cups, I think, are for an inferential? It’s a machine that sends a nice current through a muscle that won’t release. It feels like a waterfall, with the pads that is. I don’t know what the cups feel like.

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