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December 31, 2005

An Interview About Interviewing

Tod Maffin (apparently a raging metrosexual) has done a great, 10-minute interview with Canadian radio institution Michael Enright. Interestingly enough, it's about the art of the interview:

Enright: We rely too much on what we think the listener wants to hear, rather than what the interviewer wants to hear. It's a conversation and the listener is eavesdropping.

This ought to be essential reading for aspiring journalists (in any medium), and anybody who ever might give an interview in the media. There's also a couple of bizarre interviewing anecdotes that will be amusing to just about anybody.

December 30, 2005

Top Viral Videos of 2005

Man, I just can't stop with the silly lists. Regardless, today I bring you the top 25 viral videos of 2005. If you're a full-time netizen, you've probably seen most of these. Of the few I hadn't seen, my favourite is this guy who danced his way around the world.

Speaking of videos, here are the top 50 music videos of the year. I'm both pleased and ashamed to admit that I'd seen almost none of these.

Voici Le Northern Voice Schedule

Just a quick note to say that the Saturday schedule for Northern Voice is now available. We've been a bit tardy in getting it out, due to some logistical mixups.

We're extremely pleased with the line-up we've managed to assemble this year, and want to thank everybody once again for submitting. The number and quality of submissions increased dramatically from last year--another reason we were late in publishing our decisions.

The schedule for Friday's Moosecamp is firming up as well. We're planning to put up a more official-looking grid next week for folks to populate.

December 29, 2005

The Best Hockey in the World

I love the World Juniors. It's an annual hockey tournament that begins on Boxing Day and runs for about ten days. It features (most of) the best players under the age of 20 from the ten best hockey nations.

This year, the tournament is in Vancouver and I have tickets to 21 games. I gave away several round-robin games as Christmas gifts, but will watch all the games featuring Canada and the entire medal round.

I love the tournament for many reasons. It's extremely fast-paced, exciting hockey. The players can skate at an NHL level, and their other skills are near-NHL calibre. However, they frequently don't have the experience or polish of pro hockey, so there tends to be a higher rate of hits, turnovers and odd-man rushes.

More importantly, you're cheering for nations, not corporations. Every player is giving 100% on every shift, because he's playing for his country and his future. Nobody takes a shift off. If they do, there's always another player hugnry for their minutes. Every player is honoured to participate, and desperately wants to win.

I watched a couple of games in 2002 in the Czech Republic, and have attended two games of this tournament so far. In both cases, I've been so impressed by how informed the fans are. The World Juniors don't have the cachet of an NHL team. As such, the audience is largely free of corporate mooks, teenagers more interested in their cell phones and guys trying to impress their dates with club seats instead of their hockey knowledge.

The people watching are real fans of the game. Why else would 11,000 Canadians watch a silly mismatch Norway and the USA? There was such an attentive hush in the early minutes of the Finland-Canada game that, despite being up in the nosebleeds, I could clearly hear the Canadian coach yelling at the referee about the time clock.

If you watch one game of hockey in before 2006, watch the Canada-USA game on New Year's Eve at 4:00pm PST. It features a ton of talent, and should be a war.

These People Have Been Married for 60 Years

These are Julie's grandparents, Freda and Henry Teichcrob, at a Christmas dinner we had the other night. They've been married for 60 years and 9 days. That's kind of hard to fathom, isn't it?

Apparently the record is 80 years, but they're on good pace to beat that.

My Top Five Firefox Extensions

As you probably know, Mozilla Firefox is the open-source and (in my and many others' view) superior Internet browser. If you're still using Internet Explorer, now's the time to change. You'll be happy you did--these folks are.

One great aspect of Firefox is the multitude of free, easy-to-install extensions which add functionality to your browser. I rely upon a number of these extensions, so I thought it'd be worth making another silly year-end list about my favourites:

5. Greasemonkey - It's kind of a meta-extension, enabling all sorts of DHTML or 'user scripts' that can modify a page's behaviour.

4. Performancing - A nify WYSIWYG blogging interface for Firefox. It works smoothly with my installation of MovableType. Unfortunately, the WYSIWYG interface currently doesn't correctly render paragraph tags in the HTML, so I still have to manually embed them. If that worked, this would probably be at #1.

3. SpellBound - A spell-checker for online forms. As regular readers know, I don't use it consistently, but it's very useful and accessible via the right-click menu.

2. Adblock - Can I get an amen? Granular control over when and how you want ads blocked.

1. SessionSaver - How did I do anything in my browser before this badboy? I'm an idiot, so I frequently close tabs (or the entire app) before I want to. If you close Firefox (or if it crashes), it's a pain to reconstruct the six tabs that you had open. SessionSaver always returns me to a state exactly as I left it.

Honourable mention goes to LinkChecker and Google Pagerank (though the latter isn't available for Firefox 1.5). What extensions can't you live without (gosh, that's awkward phrasing)?

The Best Web Games of 2004 and 2005

Because this week is all about wasting time at work, isn't it? Jay is running a vote on the best Web games of 2005. His list features a truly massive list of time-wasters for this special week. Handily, he provides a link to his list of the previous year's top 10. The winner from that year was the gorgeous, whimsical Samorost from Amanita Design.

December 27, 2005

Yet Another Accident Below My Building

For the third time since I've lived in my building (roughly three years, if you add it all up), I heard and then spotted an accident below my building. There was the flipped SUV, the multi-van collision and now this. While these accidents aren't any fun for the people involved, they are very lucky, as there's an ambulance dispatch station in my block.

I went downstairs and took a few photos of this accident, which was a run-of-the-mill collision (clearly somebody was at fault, but it wasn't apparent who). This was the first time I'd done this sort of 'photo journalism' at an accident scene. I felt kind of creepy.

Fife Coastal Path or St. Cuthbert's Way?

Just a quick LazyWeb request for an opinion from anybody who is Scottish or has spent time in Scotland. We're attending a wedding outside of Edinburgh in March, 2006. After the wedding, we plan to go walking for five or six days. The model is simple: you walk self-guided for 15 to 25 km each day, sleep in hotels or B & B's each evening, and get your luggage shuttled to your next port of call. This means you can walk at your own pace, and without being burdened by wedding garb in your backpack.

I've done the research on weather (average temperature, 6 degrees Celsius, precipitation similar to Vancouver in June), and narrowed down our possible routes to two: Fife Coastal Path (official site) or St. Cuthbert's Way (officialish site). Both look excellent. My worry about the Fife route is that, it being entirely coastal, we'll rarely be out of sight of other humans or habitation. It's important to me to have time alone. What, ye informed Scots, do you think?

Incidentally, I'd be remiss if I didn't reference this hilarious page on the Fife site about the launch of their mascot, Coastie. I was immediately reminded of Homer's failed Olympic mascot. If you scroll down on Coastie's page, you'll find some kids' suggestions that didn't make the cut. The fifth one appears to be a hiphop seagull, complete with bling. This inevitably reminded me of Itchy and Scratchy's short-lived pal, Poochie.

Men, Women and Going to the Movies

In another entry, Alexis and I are having a discussion regarding the lack of prominent women in this year's critically-acclaimed films. We're both wondering, I think, about the demographics of moviegoers. In particular, I want to know why people choose to attend a particular movie. A quick search led me to this 2001 Newspaper Association of America study. It's only one study, but its findings are interesting (if not particularly conclusive):

  • 51% of moviegoers are female.
  • The largest age cohort for moviegoers is 25-34 (this number may be skewed because teenagers weren't inclined to complete the in-theatre questionnaire).
  • Top 'decision factors' for women to choose a given movie, in order: the cast, television (unclear what this means, exactly), the movie's topic or theme, on a recommendation, good reviews.
  • Top 'decision factors' for men: the cast, the movie's topic or theme (these are tied for first), TV, trailer or preview, newspaper.
  • Matinee attendees prefer action adventures and comedies, while evening attendees most prefer action adventures and dramas.

In terms of our discussion, the most telling fact is that 49% of women cited casting as the most important factor in choose a movie (compared to 42% of men). We don't have enough information to draw clear conclusions from that, but it begs another question: which gender chooses the movie more often? I did a quick search, but wasn't able to figure that one out.

December 26, 2005

My Last Name Isn't Broadfoot

Occasionally, people mistake my last name for 'Broadfoot'. Presumably this is because Broadfoot is a more common last name. Also, I know at least one person who thought my name online was actually 'Darren, Barefoot' like 'Darren, Purple' or 'Darren, Verklempt'. My actual last name, I guess, sounds pretty unlikely.

My friend pointed out the most recent example in The Globe and Mail. It's some pretty lazy journalism in a piece about wallets:

On the blog darrenbroadfoot.com there's an exchange on wallet alternatives that ends with the comment: "I'm less organized now but at least my ass looks great."

The writer, Mike Miner, is referring to this post about wallet alternatives. Not only does he get the URL wrong, but he fails to include the complete URL (which isn't that long) or cite the source of that quote (a comment from one Ross Thomas). Lastly (because they couldn't, I guess), the online edition doesn't link to the entry.

Actually, in my experience and that of my clients, getting your URL mentioned in (mostly, in the case of the Globe) offline media has a surprisingly small effect on your visitor stats. We had a client get a small mention with URL in The New York Times. On the publication day, their visitor numbers were only four times that of a normal day. Of course, it resulted in a bunch of sales, but that wasn't necessarily reflected by the web stats.

December 23, 2005

Spielberg's Munich and Sword of Gideon

This afternoon I watched Munich, the new Steven Spielberg film about the aftermath of the 1972 attack on the Israeli Olympic team. The film was adapted by the wonderful Tony Kushner from George Jonas's book, Vengeance. I may write a complete review, but I wanted to mention one interesting fact that you may not know: there's another film adapted from Jonas's book.

It's called Sword of Gideon, and was a high-profile TV movie back in 1986. I watched it when it aired back then ( I believe it played over two nights) and have strikingly clear memories of it. For example, I remember a training scene in which the protagonists are being taught how to shoot. The instructor tells them to always shoot twice, saying something like "fum fum--never fum!" Later they go to assasinate someone using single-shot weapons disguised as bicycle pumps. One of them remarks "there's only one problem--it only goes fum".

I've been struck by the lack of reference to Sword of Gideon in articles and reviews of the new film. Presumably the Spielberg camp saw no advantage in referring to the earlier movie.

December 22, 2005

My Top 10 Movies of 2005

Because the year isn't complete without a few silly lists, here are my personal favourites for 2005. I haven't seen Brokeback Mountain or Munich yet, and they're on lots of critics' lists, so they might fit in here somewhere.

I'm not judging these as the best or most artistically-gratifying films of the year--they're just my favourites. With links if I've discussed them elsewhere, and 25 words or less on why I liked them:

  1. Syriana - Complicated, brainy and utterly modern
  2. Downfall - Bruno Ganz gives the performance of the year as Hitler (technically released in Germany in 2004, but I saw it here in 2005).
  3. A History of Violence - Astonishingly good performances and wonderful direction
  4. Capote - Only a character study, but one of the best I've ever seen.
  5. Lord of War - Andrew Niccol is a slick director who makes intelligent, layered films. Great despite the presence of Nicholas Cage.
  6. 3-Iron - A quiet, clever film from South Korea
  7. Unknown White Male - Not a technically astute documentary, but incredible subject matter.
  8. Shopgirl - Charming, off-beat comedy with note-perfect performances from the three leads
  9. Serenity - More Star Wars than Star Wars
  10. King Kong - Great storytelling, incredible effects, powerful themes and Naomi Watts is luminous. Too bad about all that slow-motion.

 If I were going to pick some runner-ups, here are eight in no particular order:

  • Walk the Line
  • Crash
  • The Family Stone
  • Sin City 
  • Wedding Crashers
  • Murderball
  • Turtles Can Fly
  • Broken Flowers

A Brief Test of Human Nature

Bloody King Kong. For privacy reasons, certain numbers are obscured.

I'm reluctant to actually identify the company, because I realize I've recorded someone without their permission. Don't sue me, parking people.

Flickrites' Best Photos of 2005

Olaf invited me to this Flickr group--2005-Your Single Best Photo . If nothing else, it offers an entertaining way to waste some valuable work time in the days before Christmas. I had a quick look through my best photos set, and added the photo you see, from Remembrance Day.

Of course, the remarkable Flickr Interestingness algorithm always has great photos to stare at.

Christmas Isn't Christmas Without a Blind Dachshund

This is Joffre. He's a dachshund and he's blind. He belongs to friends of mine (I mentioned them once before, in reference to Selma Blair's one-eyed dog).

I met Joffre for the first time today, and he gets around remarkably well. Obviously his other senses are pretty sharp, so he rarely bumps into things. He is constantly drawn to sound, though. He apparently gets along better with humans than other dogs. In the dog park, his owners have taken to saying "Joffre, doggy" to warn their pet of incoming dogs.

I also discovered BlindDogs.com, which offers everything you wanted to know about blind dogs but were afraid to ask. They appear to have quite a successful adoption program.

December 21, 2005

Gun Lobbyist Manufactures Hype

This is one terrifying Christmas card. It's the card that John Michael Snyder, public affairs director of (My First Website ahead) the Citizens Committee for the Right to Keep and Bear Arms sent out this holiday season:

The card presents Santa guarding a group of small children from a bomb-harnessed suicide killer. The bomber appears ready to cast a stick of dynamite at an image of the Infant Jesus beneath a decorated Christmas tree.

That quote and link come from the press release that Snyder sent out about his Christmas card. Snyder had a sensationalist Christmas card made, and then notified the media that he was sending it out. And I imagine he'll be fairly successful in manufacturing some hype, fostering more FUD, and getting some attention for his organization.

Snyder is a practicing Catholic. It's charming how he exploits baby Jesus for his own political ends.

On the CBC Tomorrow Night

Barring any major news stories, I'll be on Canada Now tomorrow night talking about blogging and the federal election--probably for about 24 seconds. In this photo, I'm asking Tod Maffin to pull my finger. Not really, but you get the idea.

In the 'B roll' footage, I showed all of Blogs Canada, Progressive Bloggers and Blogging Tories, and endeavoured to be as non-partisan as possible.

December 20, 2005

Camera-Enabled Parking Meters and the Genius of Disc Parking

On the six o'clock news tonight, I caught a piece on the implementation of a new, smarter parking meter in Vancouver. It's called the Photo Violation Meter (from the ingeniously named company, Photo Violation Technologies). The meters have a camera which photographs your license plate and sensors that ensure you pay (or are subsequently ticketed if you don't). These are the benefits that the site lists for its fancy new meter:

» Fully-automated
» User-friendly
» Accepts coins, credit cards or debit cards
» Stress-free and fair
» Allows expired-payment options
» Wireless and self-auditing
» Enforces parking regulations with photo ticketing
» Resets itself when a vehicle leaves
» Solar-powered and environmentally friendly
» Secure online alarm system
» Auto-towing notification
» Wireless servicing alerts
» Additional wireless support products include a handheld unit and printer

These are benefits for the municipality. The new meters mean enforced payment and fewer staff.

What are the benefits to the citizen? If you ask me, I'd rather have the option to take my chances than the option to pay by credit card. I'd also imagine these meters prevent repeatedly plugging the meter. Finally, there's no longer a chance of a free ride by pulling into a recently-vacated spot with time left on the meter. It sounds like it's a net loss for the average consumer.

I'm not an economist, so I can't say whether the increased revenue for the city will offset the purchase and maintenance costs, combined with the additional impact of making a bunch of meter readers redundant.

The city of Vancouver is ignoring a better system. Ireland has a 'disc parking' system. They basically apply the parkade model to the street. Each block has a single machine where you buy a ticket or 'disc'. You can pay by any means you prefer, and the cars are monitored by bylaw officers in the same fashion.

What's the genius part? Parking space sizes aren't fixed. So, you can fit as many cars as possible on a given block. This is a crucial advantage in a city where the amount of cars has doubled in the past decade. In our system, a Smart car essentially takes up the same amount of space as a Hummer. In their system, the block can hold 4 Hummers, 9 Minis or 12 Smart cars (or whatever).

A List of Year-End Lists

I've begun to encounter a number of year-end lists of stuff. For the sake of convenience and brevity, in this entry I'm going to keep a running list of these lists. Feel free to add a comment if you spot a list I've missed (which, frankly, is pretty likely).

Movies

Music

Other Stuff

UPDATE: As Richard points out in the comments, Fimocolous is way, way ahead of me. Just go there for your annual dose of lists.

Some Clear Thinking on Web 2.0

'Web 2.0' is the buzziest buzz word in Buzztown at the moment. Ask a hundred geeks what it means, and you'll get a hundred answers, ranging from "Heaven on the Web" to "an utter and complete load of shite".

Dion Hinchcliffe has done some good thinking on the subject, and offers a cogent argument for Web 2.0 in Five Reasons Why Web 2.0 Matters:

Web 2.0 ideas have been successful (at least) because they effectively put people back into the technological equation. This even goes as far as turning it on its head entirely and making the technology about people. Web 2.0 fundamentally revolves around us and seeks to ensure that we engage ourselves, participate and collaborate together, and mutually trust and enrich each other, even though we could be separated by the entire world geographically.

Hinchcliffe also wisely points out that 'Web 2.0' is an awful name for this trend. Anything with 'dot' in the name tends to smell a little fishy, as far as I'm concerned.

As a side note, isn't SOA Web Services Journal the ugliest, busiest website under the sun? I mean, how many content boxes does one page need?

Skype Vidcasts of Canucks Games

I watch a lot of Vancouver Canucks hockey games. I used to be a huge fan, but have mellowed since I realized that fan faithfulness is really just programmed consumer loyalty, and that teams are commodities.

I lived in Ireland from 2001 to 2003. Despite the hilarious existence of the Irish Ice Hockey Association, it was impossible to find television NHL hockey. It was hilarious, by the way, because there is not a single ice rink in the entire Republic--the national team is ranked 44 of 45 teams, between Turkey and Armenia (most obscure hockey jersey ever).

I would have killed, then, for this project I read about in the Canucks Usenet newsgroup:

If you have Skype 2 BETA for Windows and are out of the Canucks broadcast range, I think I can IP broadcast you a video stream with halfway decent lag (on a test, 10s.) I'm working on trying to shift it using orb for people who can't use skype vidcasts but thats a few days off.

Do I hear some lawyers at the door? Followed immediately by the CRTC.

December 19, 2005

Wanted: A List of Liberal and Green Blogging Candidates

For reasons that may become clear, I'm looking for a list of federal candidates who are blogging for the Liberal and Green parties. Stephen Taylor kindly hooked me up with the 19 Conservative candidates (look for 'CPC' or 'MP' on the blogroll of Blogging Tories), and Rob Cottingham maintains an NDP list (Google cache, as his site is currently down) which currently sits at 16.

If anybody has collected similar lists for the Liberal or Green parties, please leave a comment or shoot me an email.

I'm taking the unusual step of applying Technorati tags to this entry, as I suspect Canadian political types are monitoring them closely at the moment, and may see my time-sensitive request. I still think they're a lousy kludge.

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Best Saturday Night Live Christmas Sketch Ever

"The thing that I mostly like to bring out at this time of year are my balls." The Christmas season isn't complete without another look at my favourite SNL sketch ever.

Seeking a Junior Contract Technical Writer

We've got a project starting in late December with which we need some help. We're looking for a junior writer to do about 40-45 hours of work through the end of January, 2006. If we're happy with your work, there will no doubt be more projects in 2006.

By junior we mean that you've had a couple of years experience in the industry, and understand the tools and terminology. You'll be assisting a senior writer on a project. We'd definitely prefer it if you lived in Vancouver or area, but it's not essential. We don't want to hear from you if you've been a technical writer forever and wrote the help system for Windows 3.1.

If you are such a person, or know anybody who fits these criteria, drop me an email.

Blocking Cell Phones in Your Local Cinema

Speaking of dreams, I've always dreamed of starting a website at (if you'll pardon my French) www.shutthefuckup.com (as it turns out, there's already a website there--enter it at your own risk). My site would advocate for silence in movie theatres. One of the reasons I go to a lot of week day matinees is to ensure the fewest number of fellow viewers, and therefore the quietest possible cinema.

From Engadget, there's word that the National Association of Theater Owners wants the Federal Communications Commission to allow the blocking of cell phone signals in theaters:

John Fithian, the president of the trade organization, told the Los Angeles Times theater owners "have to block rude behavior" as the industry tries to come up with ways to bring people back to the cinemas. Fithian said his group would petition the FCC for permission to block cell phone signals within movie theaters.

Presumably 911 calls would be permitted, lest cinemas become popular locations for muggings. I hate to break it to the NATO (hey, that acronym's taken), but I don't think blocking cell phones is going to staunch the box office bleeding. Cinemas have jumped the shark, and there's no going back.

I Want to Go To the University of Peace

I have an on-again, off-again dream of completing a Masters degree in something non-career-related somewhere else on the planet. This morning I read about the University of Peace, established by the United Nations, 20 km southwest of Costa Rica's capitol city.

In 1948 Costa Rica was the first country in the modern world to abolish its army. In that tradition, efforts to establish the University for Peace began at the United Nations under the leadership of the President of Costa Rica, Rodrigo Carazo. On 5 December 1980, the General Assembly of the United Nations adopted resolution 35/55 which sets out in its annex the International Agreement for the Establishment of the University for Peace. The Charter of the University forms part of that agreement.

Maurice Strong, a Canadian, is the Chairman of the Council of the University for Peace, so maybe I'd have an in. I've been to Costa Rica twice, and loved it both times. This sounds like an excellent way to spend a year, talking peace in the Costa Rica rain forest.

December 18, 2005

John Spencer, RIP

As you may have heard, John Spencer died of a heart attack at the age of 58 earlier this week. Spencer was best known for his work as Leo McGarry on The West Wing. In a slightly sickening irony, Spencer's character also suffered from heart trouble on the show.

This is a real loss to the show and the industry, as Spencer was such a fine actor. I was regularly in awe of his work on The West Wing, and when I caught him in the occasional movie. He was nominated for five Emmys and won once.

Fantastic French AIDS Awareness Commercial

Lex points to this great, animated three and a half minute French public service announcement for sexual responsibility. The animation is gorgeous, a touch surreal and full of whimsey. It reminded me of another funny PSA on teen pregnancy.

December 16, 2005

For the Locals: Share Space With the Fringe Festival

As regular readers know, I'm on the board of directors of the Vancouver Fringe Festival. The Fringe is looking for a new home (after its old one was condemned), and have a line on a very promising space on Granville Island. They're looking to sublet a chunk of space (180 square feet):

The Vancouver Fringe Festival has a small office space to rent to interested individuals or businesses. The enclosed office space is approx. 12x15 sq/ft and is within the larger office occupied by the Fringe Festival. The space to rent is in a brand new two storey building in a prime location next to the Public Market on Granville Island. The building is fully wired for telephone and internet, has heating and air conditioning, its own door with lock and key, and its own windows overlooking a quaint alley way of artisan shops. There is also the option of sharing the Fringe's photocopier, fax machine, phone lines, and administrator. We are open to reasonable offers and any interested individual or business. The space is available for rent starting February 1st, 2006. We need to find a renter immediately. If interested, please call Kirsten Schrader at 604-317-0720.

I haven't seen the space myself yet, but have heard very good things about it.

Paris Panorama at Night

Back in November, I referenced a pretty extraordinary panorama of Vancouver at night. For an entirely different kind of nighttime panorama, check out this beautiful view of Paris.

Choose Up

Last night, we had the annual Studio Christmas party. There are five businesses in our huge open-plan office, and they all pitch in for a big Yuletide bash. It ran from 5:00pm to about 11:00pm, but being a Christmas party we seemed to have three sets of guests that arrived and departed throughout the evening.

During the setup, I helped make the punch. Apparently we acquired the mix from a so-called 'private label' or no-name brand of soda--some kind of 7-Up knock off. I became a little obsessed with the name of this product: Choose Up. Peculiar, eh? I connected it with a kind of 'pay it forward' soft drink ethos, but that line of thinking went nowhere.

Thanks to Travis for that photo, and for making me look like such a playa (as the kids put it) in this photo. I uploaded a few photos as well. They're all pretty average, though I'm pleased with one in particular. That's Jada, age five, trying to peak into the room to which Santa retired after distributing gifts for the kids.

It Rubs the Lotion on Its Skin

Maybe everybody on the planet but me has seen this, but it's a ghoulish bit of Friday fun. It's a video entirely comprised of clips from Silence of the Lambs, edited to a catchy tune entitled "Lotion" by a band called Greenskeepers. There's more information, complete lyrics and a South Park reference here. I spotted it among the comments on Jen's site.

December 15, 2005

Pay Your Fellow Students to Strip

Somebody from Naked Condo (not particularly safe for work) emailed me with this unlikely story from the Toronto Star from Fleshbot (unquestionably NSFW):

The University of Western Ontario is investigating an incident in which a female first-year student performed a full striptease and lap dance last week for several males in a residence bedroom, with graphic photos soon sent out over the Internet.

You know, I keep getting emails from college girls (not to mention Namibian warlords) offering this sort of thing. Regardless, the unlikely part is that the university didn't mete out any punishment. They apparently investigated and concluded that the female student in question "was a consenting participant and she was aware that pictures were being taken". They go on to say that "we're not the alcohol police and we're not sex police."

That's a tricky one. On the one hand, I respect the university's position (and kudos to them for stating it frankly). On the other, I'd hope they'd be a little more apologetic.

Random Stuff Sent From Your Fax Machine

Chris points to this amusing low-tech site: Fax Toy. The idea is elegantly simple:

You can fax something interesting to 1-510-545-0990 (your boss will never notice... maybe) and it should appear here within a couple of minutes. (The number is in Northern California, USA. Long distance charges may apply.) Keep it clean & legal.

After a quick glance through the page, this one is my favourite thus far.

Google Music: Because Maps, Web Stats and Email Aren't Enough

Google's march toward total information domination continues today with the launch of Google Music.

Google Music will allow a user to type in the name of a band, artist, album or song in the main Google search bar special, and results will appear at the top, accompanied by icons of music notes, said Marissa Mayer, vice president of search products and user experience at Google.

Here, for example, are the search results for Franz Ferdinand.

December 14, 2005

Rhonda Fast's Photography Opening at the Wicked Cafe

Kris emailed to tell me about Rhonda Fast's--Vancouver photographer and blogger--show that's opening at the Wicked Cafe tomorrow night. I'm always a little leary of 'artist's statements', but here's hers:

The idea behind minimalist art is that it lacks concept, focusing on geometric shape, monochromatic color palettes and anonymity of style. That's where the journey for "Strike" began. However, as will happen, it evolved, concept started to develop and location became of utmost importance. Strike is a new look at the commonplace; a twist on the mundane of an iconic pastime. An exploration in minimalism with concept.

Just another example of the remarkable photography community that I continue to discover in Vancouver.

Microsoft's Mix 06 Conference

I got an email recently about a conference that might be of interest to folks who read this site. At least, those who aren't entirely anti-Microsoft. It's called Mix 06, and is scheduled for March, 2006. There's not much on their website yet, but here's some of the blurb:

The MIX conference is a 72-hour conversation between web developers, designers and business leaders. When you attend MIX you'll learn the latest about IE7, Windows Media, Windows Live!, as well as "Atlas", Microsoft's new AJAX framework. Register today and take advantage of the low price of $995, as well as the discounted conference hotel rate.

Ah, conference pricing. And here we run a humble little conference which is one-twentieth of the price. Mind you, Bill Gates isn't coming to ours.

They've also got a conference blog, but there's nothing on it yet.

The Underpants Gnomes' Business Model

On a mailing list I'm on, there's been some discussions of a particular business strategy. I didn't know, but this is the business model of the Underpants Gnomes:

  1. Collect underpants
  2. ?
  3. Profit!

This formula is frequently sarcastically applied to Internet businesses, such as:

  1. Build a site with rounded corners
  2. ?
  3. Profit

You'll find the gnomes in episode 17 of season 2 of South Park. Niall Kennedy has kindly collected an explanation and a video clip. Caution: Kenny may die in the aforementioned clip.

Wedding Proposal of the Year

The Moxie Cinema's blog is one of my favourites. Today, they write about a great, original wedding proposal that occurred on their premises. The prospective groom arranged for a private showing of Say Anything, his girlfriend's favourite movie:

We gave Jeff and Michelle some complimentary concession goods and started up the film, with Michelle still none the wiser to what was about to unfold. Jeff, however, was way ahead of the game. He had copied the first hour and seventeen minutes of the movie, and then, during the famous scene when John Cusack holds the boom box above his head, Jeff spliced in himself, complete with a brown trench coat, holding a boom box above his head. Then the words: "Michelle, will you marry me?" splashed across the screen. I drew up the lights, Jeff dropped to his knee, and Michelle screamed with excitement.

How great is that? I like a proposal that depends on an 80's teen film for its success.

The Da Vinci Code Trailer is Out

The movie isn't due until next May, but the first non-teaser trailer came out today. I didn't watch the whole thing. For the attentive viewer, trailers these days are giving away the entire plot of the film (see, most recently, the trailer for the awful-looking Casanova). I know next to nothing about The Da Vinci Code book and subsequent phenomenon, and I'd like to keep it that way until I see the film.

UPDATE: It turns out there's a 'secret message' in the trailer which directs you to a particular site. If you don't want to find it for yourself, here it is (and it's a blog).

Wishful Thinking from the Germans

Isn't language funny? Thanks to Yeaah! via Robot Wisdom for the image.

December 13, 2005

Political Gaffes a Plenty

As Canadians have no doubt heard, a senior Liberal official made a rather dimwitted statement on the weekend:

Party communications director Scott Reid was forced to apologize just hours after he told the CBC that Canadian parents would "blow" Tory Leader Stephen Harper's promise of extra child care cash on beer and popcorn.

Stephen Taylor has an (kind of obsessive) accounting of Scott Reid's expenditures. Reading them over, I could draw only one conclusion: Scott Reid doesn't like ethnic food.

Today, Conservative Party leader Stephen Harper appeared to reverse his views on the subject of Canada's involvement in Iraq:

Mr. Harper also said a Conservative government would not join the American-led war in Iraq, as some opponents have contended. Mr. Harper said he thinks the world is better off without former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein and he wishes the Americans success in Iraq, but Canada won't sign on there.

Back in 2003, in the House of Commons, Mr. Harper spoke in favour of sending troops to Iraq. Has he changed his mind?

The Strange and Wonderful World of Second Life

As you probably know, Second Life is a fascinating emerging virtual world where you don't kill things. I've had trouble getting excited about MMPORGs where you do slaughter stuff, so I'm pretty sure Second Life isn't for me. It is, apparently, extremely popular with its 90,000 residents.

Recently I glanced over a couple of interesting pieces about issues within and around Second Life. First, there's this controversy over in-game political billboards. Then there's this monthly economic report. I particularly like the currency report.

Certain economists get very exited about Second Life, because to them it's virgin terrirtory--a new country with its own exchange rate against the US dollar (currently somewhere around 266 Linden dollars to one American dollar. So, better than the Yen). I referenced Clive Thompson's article on the subject a while back, but it's worth mentioning again.

What's Yahoo Up To?

Because I'm not strong on business analysis, I try to stay out of the who-buys-who-and-why game. I didn't mention, for example, that Yahoo bought Delicious last week. Yahoo seems to be acquiring or partnering with a bunch of social software and Web 2.0 tools.

Brian Lam has done some thinking on the subject, which seems to make sense:

Yahoo seems to be telling these people that they can start out with a web presence (with no visible branding from Yahoo in the domain or in the site) that is preloaded with all the bells and whistles of a Web 2.0 bleeding edge digerati guru right away.

Great. Now what will all the trouser-rubbing Web 2.0 bleeding edge digerati gurus do? Web 3.0, of course.

Everything You Wanted to Know About Live Decapitation

Over at Pre-Med School Blues, Jennifer gets busy expunging the lab of rodents past their sell-by date. It, uh, ain't for the squeamish:

i then scooped the body over the sink - upright - and collected a vial of blood from the quickly pooling dark redness at the top of the neck. vial collected, i tipped the body upside-down to drain into the sink along with copious amounts of running water. then the rat was passed to another co-worker that extracted slices from the liver, spleen and both adrenal glands. the head went in another direction and was harvested for the valuable story its’ brain would tell.

Thank goodness there are people on the planet willing to do that sort of thing. And to blog about it. I think back so fondly on my rodent-killing-free liberal arts education.

December 12, 2005

Photos from Hemel Hempstead Fire

As you may have heard, there's a huge fire at an oil depot in southern Britain that's been burning for three days. I became aware of it because one of our clients is headquartered in Hemel Hempstead. I went looking for photos on Flickr, and found some great ones from Will Rise (that's one of his to the left) and r12a.

Time's 50 Coolest Websites

Any time you assemble a list of X cool websites where X < 100,000, you're going to miss a few. Regardless, here's what Time thinks are the 50 coolest. You're probably familiar with many of them, but there may be a few minutes of Monday morning time wastage in the rest.

I just glanced through the list, and was surprised to see Photos.yahoo.com cited as their "favorite way to share digital photos with friends and family". I couldn't tell for sure (more on this in a moment), but they don't appear to be referring to Flickr (though the latter is owned by Yahoo). That's simply arse, as the Intarweb largely agrees that Flickr is head and shoulders above its competition.

Through some idiosyncrasy of my computer, most (if not all) of the images on Yahoo.com are broken for me. It's computer (not browser or connection) specific, which is a bit puzzling. I've never been a big Yahoo user, so it's never bothered me, but I occasionally wonder what gives. Here's a screenshot (yes, I'm using an Apple 23" Cinema Display these days--bully for me), click for a larger version:

On a related note, I've also never been able to directly access www.statcounter.com on this computer. I always go to my.statcounter.com, which again has broken images. Weird, eh?

Syriana Doesn't Apologize for Being Smart

Syriana is a complicated film. I really had to pay attention to what was going on, lest I get lost in the whirlwind of corporate takeovers, government intrigue and Islamic extremism. This is to the film's credit--it's a sophisticated, rather than convoluted, script by writer and director Stephen Gaghan.

The film is a multi-threaded treatise on the global oil and gas industry. It reaches from the boardrooms of Texas to back room dealings in Washington to camps for immigrant workers in the Middle East. I love the story-telling style, which shuttles between several equally-emphasized plot lines, much like Crash or Magnolia. The difference here is that, unlike those films, Syriana doesn't struggle to connect the plots with twee coincidences. Characters from different storyline occasionally brush against one another, but the incidents seem natural and the plot rarely depends on the connection.

With the exception of the forgotten Amanda Peet, the cast is entirely male and excellent. George Clooney is an aging, pudgy, mediocre CIA agent. Matt Damon is clean-cut financial analyst who, after a personal tragedy, becomes swept up by the global politics of oil. Mazhar Munir is a lonely, disenfranchised Pakistani teenager who gets recruited by an extremist cleric. It's difficult to separate the leads from supporting actors in Syriana, because the screen time is shared so equally among them.

Stephen Gaghan also wrote Traffic, which has a frenetic style. To me, this circumstantial style of film making is supremely modern, and seems to echo the messiness of the real world. There's nothing wrong with traditional narrative structure. Our lives, however, rarely have three acts.

Though I felt occasionally befuddled by Syriana (and there's one plot point I still haven't figured out), I really enjoyed it. The film is smart and sophisticated, and makes no apologies for what it asks of the people in the cinema. That's extraordinary in today's Hollywood, and I hope we see more of it.

Here's what the critics are saying. I was also interested to read what Natasha, a Jordanian, had to say about the film. There's also the (kind of goofy) debate in the National Post on the movie as a vehicle for social change.

UPDATE: Rob's got some interesting background on the film's production company.

December 11, 2005

Conservative.ca Lifted from RNC Site

In the previous entry, Tod and I discuss how the Conservatives have the best website of any of the Canadian parties. This is in part because the Conservatives have clearly copied the design and architecture of the US Republicans' site. Matthew Good first pointed this out, and I borrow his screenshots to elucidate:

I don't mean to suggest any impropriety here--I don't know the whole story. If the CPC didn't ask to borrow the site structure, then it's a pretty bold ripoff. If they did, all power to them. As sites go, it's pretty good. I imagine that the RNC spent some money building the right kind of site to raise funds and awareness, and the CPC is wise to stand on their shoulders.

Tod Maffin Needs a Rapper

For reasons that I don't fully understand, Tod Maffin needs a rapper:

If you think you can do justice to the syncopation of the rap while using the new lyrics, I’d love to hear you! If you’re selected, your rap will be heard across Canada on CBC Radio One (Spin-Off follows As It Happens, a show with more than a half-million listeners!) and we’ll plug your blog too.

So, if you’re into it, just download this abbreviated karaoke track of Lose Yourself (MP3), record yourself doing the rap, and email it to me at todmaffin@gmail.com.

I think I smell the CBC's liberal bias in that the final line is a shot at Stephen Harper. I'm unsure how many aspiring rappers read this site, but do your best.

Do Critics Care About No Pre-Screenings?

I saw Aeon Flux today. It's not very good. It reminded me a lot of Equilibrium, another generic sci-fi film with a silly premise. As I mentioned earlier in the week, the film wasn't pre-screened for critics.

This strikes me as a provocative decision. On the one hand, the studio avoids early bad reviews, and hopes to rely on word-of-mouth to drive attendance. On the other hand, it signifies a desperate lack of faith in the film's quality. More importantly, it seems to piss off the critics. Ebert and Roeper reserve a special finger for such films, giving them the "Wagging Finger of Shame" (listen to them lay on the finger - MP3).

I got to wondering how impactful such a decision is on a film's performance. First, let's take a look at the four films that I'm aware of that have eschewed pre-screening: The Amityville Horror, The Fog, In the Mix, and Æon Flux. How did they perform on Metacritic (measured out of 100):

The Amityville Horror - 33

The Fog - 27

In the Mix - 31

Æon Flux - 37

So, not well. If you can think of any other such films, leave a comment.

Given that Æon Flux is at least the fourth Hollywood film to undertake this practice, I thought it'd be worth looking at the reviews and see how often the lack of pre-screening was mentioned. Of those reviews I could read (I skipped short, blurbby ones and those behind subscription firewalls), 7 of 14 mention the lack of pre-screening. In almost every case, it's in the first paragraph--often in the first sentence.

What conclusions can we draw? Few at this stage. It will be interesting to see if this practice becomes more common, and whether a film can succeed on word-of-mouth alone. After the jump, I've listed all of the reviews from Metacritic, indicating which ones cited the lack of pre-screening. [more]

ReelViews - First paragraph - I'll never understand why studios sometimes choose to withhold films from critics.

Slate - First paragraph - You won't be reading reviews of the dystopian sci-fi flick Aeon Flux (Paramount) in the papers today because it wasn't screened for the press—and, given that it cost the GDP of a small country and that Charlize Theron and the director, Karyn Kusama (Girlfight), are critics' darlings, this could mean but one thing: A stinker.

Seattle Post-Intelligencer - First paragraph - This is the question that has been obsessing the movie world ever since Paramount announced last week that its Charlize Theron Christmas movie, "Aeon Flux," would not be screened for critics, which is tantamount to admitting that the film is a giant stinkeroo.

Chicago Tribune - No mention

Washington Post - No mention

Premiere - No mention

Austin Chronicle - No mention

Variety - First paragraph - Giving Charlize TheronCharlize Theron untold opportunities to slink around in artfully shredded spandex, this kitschy Paramount vehicle was ushered, sans advance press screenings, into wide release, where it will likely draw meager male-centric bizbiz before getting lost amid the glut of end-of-the-year prestige releases.

New York Daily News - No mention

Hollywood Reporter - First paragraph - While Paramount wisely prevented critics from getting a sneak peek, the targeted young male, MTV-viewing demo will unlikely be hanging around beyond "Aeon's" moderate first frame after word gets out, foreshadowing a treacherous second week plunge.

Boston Globe - No mention

San Francisco Gate - First paragraph - "Aeon Flux" was the big movie to open on Friday, but it was hidden from critics.

Film Threat - No mention

New York Post - First paragraph - "Aeon Flux," which unsurprisingly was dumped into theaters today by Paramount without advance critics' screenings, is this year's "Catwoman" - minus even the latter film's camp value.

Gamble Your Way to Free Flights

On the bus back to Calgary, I was chatting with an Irishmen named Hugh Mullen about Ryan Air, the low-cost airline and Irish success story. Hugh told me that Ryan Air CEO Michael O'Leary is floating a plan to enable airplane seatbacks with video gambling terminals. Apparently they may render the already absurdly cheap flights absolutely free.

Within four to five years the success of in-flight gaming and services such as insurance and car hire could make flights free. "Entertainment is where the real money will be made in future." If anyone got round to paying passengers to travel "we will pay them more". He dismissed suggestions that the free ticket moves would further anger environmentalists who want to see a carbon tax on aviation fuel. It was his job to "annoy the fuckers".

Hilariously, Ryan Air would become less an airline and more a mobile casino provider.

Touring the Boards at the Banff Centre

I wrote this on the way home from Blog 'n' Dogshttp://blogsndogs.com/, but haven't had a chance to post it yet.

The staff at the Banff Centre were fantastic. In passing, I mentioned to somebody that I had an interest in theatre architecture. The next thing I know, I'm getting a private tour of the theatre and music buildings from Jim Oliver, Director of Customer Services.

The theatre complex is the most well-equipped I've seen in Canada. It's got three theatres--two proscenium stages and a little nightclub deal. The main theatre is lovely, with a broad, deep stage and plenty of wing space. The stagecraft facilities are huge--the costume department has separate rooms for cloth dying and building hats and boots! Because the cost of storage is so high in Banff, they store the majority of their costumes in Calgary.

The music building next door is much newer, built in 1996. I snuck into the second half of a two-piano performance of Rachmaninov. I know next to nothing about classical music, but I certainly enjoyed it. I also enjoyed being in the performance space, with its high, panelled ceiling and tall windows streaming sunlight onto its parque floor. Musical facts I recall from the tour: the Banff Centre has 101 pianos, and 52 rehearsal studios (including some darling little huts).

December 09, 2005

The Not-So-Secret History of Aeon Flux

In the mid-nineties, I can remember channel surfing and occasionally encountering a stylish cartoon featuring an impossibly thin female assassin with crazy hair. It was called "Aeon Flux", and has been made into a film starring Charlize Theron.

I didn't know much more than that until I read Mike Russell's amusing Not-So-Secret History of Aeon Flux.

Aeon Flux is getting slaughtered by the critics. Of course, the producers made the rare decision not to pre-screen the film for critics, which only seems to discourage cinema operators and piss off the reviewers.

Walk the Line and the Worst Top 50 Song List Ever

This afternoon I watched Walk the Line. I'm no great fan of bio pics, but this one was well-reviewed and I knew little of Mr. Cash's life. Don't get me wrong, there are more promising movies opening today, but this one fit into my schedule.

Walk the Line is everything I've come to expect from a bio pic. As Roger Ebert puts it, "Hard times, obscurity, success, stardom, too much money, romantic adventures, drugs or booze, and then (if they survive) beating the addiction, finding love and reaching a more lasting stardom". It also features excellent acting. Joaquin Phoenix has grown in to a really nuanced actor, and Reese Witherspoon makes us forget Legally Blonde. Both deserve Oscar consideration.

Incidentally, the movie poster for Walk the Line is a real rarity these days: it's illustrated, and it's beautiful.

I only know a half dozen Johnny Cash songs, so I figured I'd visit my favourite copyright infringement site and download some more. In doing so, I happened upon this torrent, which purports to be the "50 Best Songs Ever". The poster goes on to say:

I'm terribly sorry if you disagree, but these are in fact the best fifty songs ever made. Your opinions cannot match up to fact.

I couldn't resist posting the top ten here:

10 Bob Marley - Redemption Song
09 Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb
08 Primus - Frizzle Fry (Suck On This)
07 The Beatles - A Day In The Life
06 King Crimson - Starless
05 Funkadelic - Maggot Brain
04 Miles Davis - Blue In Green
03 Rush - YYZ
02 Tool - Lateralus
01 Beethoven - Op. 132 in A Minor: II. Allegro ma non tanto

No list is complete, of course, without Rush and King Crimson.

Deeply Embarassing Calgary Flames Video

In the past twenty years, an alarming trend has emerged in the world of sports: athletes making rock videos. It's a promotional strategy embraced by every league around the world at one time or another, and it always turns out wrong.

Today's example comes from the unremarkable 1987 Calgary Flames. You don't have to be a hockey fan to shudder and giggle at this embarassment. I had to turn it off around the one minute mark, lest I cringe myself to death.

BONUS VIDEO: Geek Squad ad involving missing the CD slot. I can't decide if the guy in it is an actor or not. Either way, I think it's well-made. Except, of course, the rent-a-geeks come off as cocky SOBs, which might intimidate potential customers.

UPDATE: Well, this is turning into a sundry video post, but I just encountered two more bits of Friday frippery. From Troy and Russia, an example of how parkour has expanded beyond its native France. From John, following on the bodily endangerment theme, some crazy Swiss bastard rides a rocket-powered bicycle at 245 km/hour.

Squidoo: About.com 2.0

Earlier this fall Seth Godin wrote about a new project of his called Squidoo:

I'm excited enough about this idea that I've spent the last 5 months assembling a team that is building a platform called Squidoo. My goals? To raise a lot of money for the charities of your choice (or for you) at the same time we make it easier for you to spread your ideas. And to do both of those things while making it easier for people to find what they're looking for online.

My first question: how does this differ from Wikipedia or About.com? It's apparently got altruistic intent, and it seeks to provide current information through RSS feeds from Technorati, Flickr and anywhere else on the Web. Is this better than Wikipedia? Probably not. Does that matter? Probably not.

The site looks great, and has a very clean, Web 2.0 aesthetic. The UI follows on from services like Basecamp and Flickr--simple and functional. I'm a big fan of simple home pages with big buttons. That said, I do think they need a link off the home page that says "What the Heck is Squidoo?" It would point here, I suppose.

I was in on the beta for Squidoo, and whipped up this quick lens (that is, resource) on Tofino. I had thought to do one on the Canucks, but somebody already did that one. The service is in public beta now, so you can lens it up if you see fit.

UPDATE: First feature request: they need some community moderation functionality to complain about sub-standard or inaccurate lenses. For example, the lens on figure skating is useless, but there's not means to improve it or file a complaint.

December 08, 2005

Wrap-Up on Blogs and Dogs

Written earlier today, in the wifiless skies (but, of course, that's changing):

I'm in seat 13C, somewhere over the Rockies, on my way back to Vancouver. Blogs 'n' Dogs was a slightly different kind of conference for me. It was more of a master class, with a small group of attendees and three intensive days of teaching, collaboration and nuttiness.

The attendees had varying levels of blogging acumen, but all were willing to dive in and get their hands dirty. Hopefully we've helped them understand the medium better, and how it applies to their various business, arts and other personal projects.

Robert Scales from Raincity Studios deserves tons of credit for organizing a great event and fostering a nice sense of camaraderie among the faculty and attendees. Credit also goes to BNMI, who took a bit of a chance on an extremely new idea.

It was a thrill for me to come to the Banff Centre. It's got such cachet in Canada's artistic community--for visual artists, musicians and writers, all roads lead to Banff. I clearly wasn't there as an artist, but I dug the place's vibe. Maybe some day I can return in the height of summer.

I figured I'd assemble an ad hoc list of attendees' blogs and related projects. Keeners may also be interested in checking out the blogsndogs delicious tag, which has a pretty complete set of resources we referenced over the past four days. [more]

That's all I've got at the moment--I know I'm missing a bunch. Feel free to leave a comment with a link if you attended.

Silly Technorati Tag:

Video from Gnomedex 5.0

I always have a good time at Gnomedex. Aside from Northern Voice (yeah, I'm biased), it's my favourite conference of the year. I recently got an email from conference organizer Chris Pirillo pointing me to (apparently newly-posted) videos from most, if not all, of the sessions at Gnomedex 5.0.

Two highlights for me were seeing Julie Leung's Making Mask talk (I missed it at Northern Voice) and the Microsoft announcement around RSS. I admired how Dean Hachamovitch won over a fairly hostile audience. Plus, he made fun of Boris's hair.

Apparently dates and details for Gnomedex 6.0 are forthcoming.

Family, Community, Unity and Awful, Awful Ads

I'm no great fan of the Conservative Party of Canada. I hope, then, that my evaluation of the CPC's television ads isn't biased by my political leanings. The CPC seems to be the first party out of the gate with TV ads. I've seen a couple this week on TSN. You can see them in the right hand panel of the CPC's home page.

It's harder to tell online, but they look and feel tremendously hokey. It's like they got Stephen Harper's cousin to shoot them in a basement in Etobicoke. Mr. Harper is hardly the most emotive of men, but in these ads he's less expressive as permafrost. The actors seem to mirror his stiffness. Perhaps they're all taking their cue from our current Prime Minister.

Simply put, they're not of a professional calibre, and shouldn't be running on national television. If I were working on the Harper campaign, I'd be a little ashamed that this was our best effort.

December 06, 2005

Canada.com Redesigns Without RSS Feeds

Canada.com recently launched a long-overdue redesign of their website. I'll let you decide what you think on your own, but I find it way too busy, deeply unusable and just plain ugly. As somebody (I think it was on here, but I can't find it now) recently remarked, they went from looking like an early-nineties website to a late-nineties one.

One particularly laughable navigation element is the 'share it' section. This teases with the prospect of citizen journalism and reader engagement, but turns out to be the bucket for stuff that doesn't fit anywhere else. What do obituaries (new user-generated content, every day!), personals and e-cards (speaking of the nineties) have in common? They do have a discussion group, but they managed to select the ugliest, least user-friendly forum software I've seen in years.

What's the worst offense (aside from the subscription walled gardens)? No RSS feeds. C'mon, it's nearly 2006. Nearly every media outlet in the world offers RSS feeds. CanWest is among the largest media conglomerates in Canada. What possible reason could they have for not implementing them?

Colby Cosh is none too impressed either. He's wrong, of course, about design, but he's correct about the laughable new slogan (so designed by committee): "Where Perspectives Connect".

Skating With Celebrities: Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Via the Vancouverite, I learned about the truth that's stranger than fiction: Skating with Celebrities. Presumably this is the natural evolution of Dancing with the Stars. Speaking as a casual fan of figure skating, this strikes me as deeply wrong:

Professional skaters will include Nancy Kerrigan, Kurt Browning, Tai Babilonia, Jenni Menno, Lloyd Eisler, and John Zimmerman, teaming up with the celebrities Dave Coulier, Todd Bridges, Deborah Gibson, Bruce Jenner, Kristy Swanson and Good Day LA Weathercaster Jillian Barberi.

They've done well to get Kurt Browning, as he's got a big personality and is a natural in-front of the camera, on or off the ice. The celebrities, on the other hand, are truly Z-list. How low do you have to stoop to cast Todd Bridges in anything besides the ?

Mush

I never really understood the meaning of the phrase 'exposed skin' until today.

This morning, about 15 faculty members and attendees of Blogs 'n' Dogs--the 15 most foolish, there's no question--set off to fulfil the second half of the conference name. We went dogsledding.

I'd really been looking forward to this, as I'd never been before. We arrived via van to this recreation area outside of Canmore. Coincidentally, a nearby lake was featured in the final sequence of X-Men 2, and we passed a set for the forthcoming The Assassination of Jesse James, starring Brad Pitt.

As the dogs were getting harnessed to the sleds, the noise in the staging area grew to a cacophony of barks and howls. The dogs--Siberian husky and greyhound crossbreeds--were literally born to run, and apparently couldn't wait to get out on the trail. Once they started moving, though, there was complete silence--not a single woof. This stands in sharp contrast to every movie and television show I've seen featuring dogsledding.

On the way out to the halfway point, I rode on the back of the sled. As I wasn't driving, there wasn't much to this. On the hills, you have to jump off, run alongside and push a little, but that's about it. On the way back, I rode in chilly comfort in the sled. Thanks to Howling Dog Tours for a professional tour and a good time.

I haven't been that cold in years. I'm a coward when it comes to temperature extremes, and -20 degrees Celsius was plenty cold for me. I probably came under-equipped clothing-wise, but I'm hardly a

The Flickr feed for the tag blogsndogs currently shows a ton of photos from our trip. Here are my 17 photos. While I'm at it, here's the Technorati tag and the delicious tag as well.

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December 05, 2005

Are These the Same Women?

I was reading the latest issue of Wired and noticed a peculiar thing. About 20 pages apart from one another, there were two ads which appeared to feature the same women. They're both full page ads, one for the American Postal Service and a second one for Intel.

I asked around, and most men thought they were the same, while most women thought they were different. Personally, I think I've got borderline prosopagnosia, so I'm a lousy judge. What do you think?

I'll post thumbnails below, but you can click on the close-ups for larger versions:

Even if they're not the same women, there's a fairly uncanny resemblance. Did the same ad firm do the ads? What is it about slightly brainy-looking redheads in cardigans? They're both very Allison Hannigan.

On a related note, Travis pointed me to this story of one model's extensive ad work.

From Eric Rice to Denzel's Phone Manner

Follow the links. I was just watching Eric Rice demo some audio and vlog stuff. I went to his site, and remarked to Travis that it looked rather like the poster for Out of Time, starring Denzel Washington (not to be confused with the poster for Man on Fire).

While searching for the poster, I encountered a movie still of Denzel Washingon on the phone. This reminded of a peculiarity I'd noticed about Mr. Washington. When he talks on the phone, he holds the bottom part of the receiver at or below his chin. It's nowhere near his mouth. See--here, here and here. I first noticed this in The Pelican Brief.

In short, nobody can ever here hear Denzel on the phone.

UPDATE: Travis has a photo of me expressing my dismay at Denzel's phone usage.

December 04, 2005

I Want My Jaffa Cakes

My curmudgeonly (no more than I, really) friend Joe makes a very valid point about cookie packaging. He took this photo of a box of Jaffa Cakes, a very tasty cookie of British origin (obsessive Wikipedia entry ahead):

Its a bit of a scam that several snack manufacturers have adopted as a way to to increase profits at essentially low/no cost on the basis that their consumers are stupid and don’t notice that the contents no longer fill the packaging. Well guys “Some settling of contents may have occurred during transit” just doesn’t cut it in this case. And yes I know it says 12 cakes in the pack, which means that strictly speaking the trades the descriptions act has not been breached, but lets face it, the game is up.

The short-changing bastards, eh? On a related note, that Wikipedia article discusses the interesting legal action involving whether a Jaffa Cake is a biscuit or a cake (won't you have a bit of cake?). Apparently they argued successfully that a Jaffa Cake is in fact a cake and therefore VAT-exempt because "the distinction between cakes and biscuits is simply that cakes go hard when stale". Who gave the expert testimony? This guy? This lot?

Word of the Day: Mountweazel

From a post I wrote on Saturday, but didn't get around to posting until now:

I'm on the ferry coming back from Victoria. I'm sitting in one of those little study carrels, listening to music off my laptop and reading Wired. Hence, multiple items from the magazine.

I just read about 'mountweazel' in the Jargon Watch section. It refers to:

noun. Fake words or names invented by a reference-book publisher to detect plagiarism of its electronic databases. the term honors Lillian Virginia Mountweazel, who was fabricated for the New Columbia Encyclopedia 30 years ago.

I was reminded of other words based on proper names. Spoonerism, for one. Douchebag, for another.

On the Road to Banff

I've only been in the Banff Airporter van for fifteen minutes, but I've already heard Alannah Myles, Shania Twain and Rush on the radio. There's no denying it--I've crossed the Rockies.

Truth be told, Ms. Myles's video for "Black Velvet" did inspire a certain longing in my adolescent heart (and, uh, other body parts). There was something about all that curly hair and black chaps...

I've spent precious little time in Alberta. I've been to Calgary a couple of times, but I never left the city limits. Which, coincidentally, is what I'm doing right now. The Rockies rise across the western horizon. I've seen it many times, but the view of them from seat 18F was awe-inspiring.

Between our van and the Rockies looks to be 20 kilometres of grazing land. It's only powdered with snow, and the vista reminds me more of Fargo than anything. On one side, there are neat rows of (presumably) hay bails. They form a huge grid of squat cylinders--you sometimes see the same pattern on staplers and condoms.

Oh look. Cows. They look chilly.

Requisite tag:

Off to Blogs and Dogs

Long underwear? Check (though I had to go buy it today).

Toque? Check.

Snobby attitude about the West Coast? Check.

Having just returned from a brief jaunt to Victoria, I'm off to Banff tomorrow morning to Blogs 'n' Dogs. Travis reports that it's -22° C in Banff right now. Speaking as a boy who's spent his life on the temperate West Coast, those kind of numbers scare me. I just checked, and at about 1:00am local time, it's a balmy -28° C. What madness.

The only other time I can remember being in really cold weather was in the Czech Republic. I don't know how cold it was, but it was might chilly.

But, you know, I've heard that it's a dry cold in Alberta. Which apparently makes all the difference. Yeah, right. That sounds like another thing that's better in theory.

UPDATE: Forgot the bloody requisite tag: .

December 02, 2005

Levi's, Nike and the Gap Are Ethical?

Rebekah has made an interesting discovery. The Ethical Trading Action Group (ETAG) has released an 88-page study, Coming Clean on the Clothes We Wear: Transparency Report Card. If you, like me, don't have time to read 88 pages, here's the one-page Coles Notes (PDF). I'm kind of surprised by the results. As Becky notes:

It ranks both Nike (69%) and Gap (68%) above MEC (58%) in terms of labor rights issues. Color me shocked! Here's another shocker -- Walmart (30%) ranks above Roots (24%), and Sears and Le Chateau pull up the rear at 5 and 0%, respectively. Well, maybe that's not so shocking after all.

I assume that the 5% at Sears refers to my underwear of choice, manufactured in Truro, Nova Scotia.

I always felt so totally confident shopping at MEC. I'd be curious to here these companies respond to this report.

Government of British Columbia Climbs on the RSS Train

It's about time. Steve Matthews notes that the province of BC has launched a bunch of RSS feeds:

To start, they've launched a list of topical feeds. You can take a full Government wide news feed, which could be filtered for keywords using tools like FeedDigest or FeedShake; or you can select from a number of pre-selected themes or Ministries. No legislation feeds yet, but we're sure QP LegalEze is working on it. Also a hidden gem item: Get a feed for Government news surrounding the 2010 Olympic Games!

They're essentially feeds of press releases, but it's a step in the right direction. I'm also glad to see they're fairly neutral about our RSS reader options.

December 01, 2005

Does Cutting the GST Make Sense?

As you've probably heard, Conservative Party leader Stephen Harper is proposing a 2% reduction in the GST. He'd cut 1% immediately, and another point in five years (the same length, not coincidentally, as his party's potential term in office).

There appears to be some debate around the CPC's math:

Liberals argued that the first-year savings would be closer to $250, basing their claims on Statistics Canada numbers that indicate a typical family earning $60,000 makes taxable purchases worth about $25,000 a year.

Such a family would have to spend upwards of $40,000 in order to realize $400 in savings in the first year - a number that's not unreasonable, the Conservatives countered.

I'm no economist. I'm the farthest thing from one. In fact, if Vancouver was an economist, I'd be Colombo, Sri Lanka.

I'd thought it would be beneficial, then, to gather as many economists' opinions as I could. These will probably initially come from the media, but I'll keep an eye out in the blogosphere for more opinions. If you are or know an economist, please email me an opinion. This is going to be a long post, so if you're not interested, bail out while we're close to the ground. [more]

Economists in Favour of Cutting the GST

This CBC (a left-leaning organization, to be sure) article cites John Williamson, head of the Canadian Taxpayers Federation, a right wing organization. The link on Williamson's name goes to his bio, which fails to describe him as an economist. I'm not sure what makes one an economist, so we'll give him the benefit of the doubt:

But John Williamson, head of the Canadian Taxpayers Federation, came to Harper's defence. "I think it's a fine idea," Williamson said of Harper's plan. " A lot of economists are suggesting that is it an unacceptable tax cut and I don't think anything could be further from the truth."

He said economists are evaluating the Conservatives' tax plan differently than the Liberals' tax plan. Williamson said that when the Liberal plan came out to reduce personal income taxes, there was no talk among economists about whether their specific proposals were the best ideas.

"They are looking at the Conservative plan at what is the best tax cut measure and they are not doing the same for the Liberal tax cut plan."

He agreed, though, that the preference is to cut income taxes, but added he is waiting to see more tax cut proposals from the Conservatives.

Additionally, Mr. Harper himself is an economist, so he counts.

This one's a little ambiguous, but Finn Poschmann of the C.D. Howe Institute offered this:

Finn Poschmann said he could only endorse the GST reduction if the Conservatives follow up with coherent changes to other taxes, and transfers to provinces.

This report argues that modifying the GST and/or the GST credit is a good option to help Canada's poor. I was unable to find bios for the report's authors, Andrew Mitchell and Richard Shillington, though they seem to be advocates for anti-poverty and social change issues.

Consumption taxes make up the largest part of the taxes paid by low-income people, with income taxes and social insurance contributions a distant second and third place. Changes to the income tax system will have limited benefits for low-income families. It is logical to look for changes in the consumption tax regime if the goal is to deliver benefits to low-income Canadians.

However, it would require much larger increases in the GST credit to deliver substantial benefits to low-income Canadians, and to offset the heavy consumption taxes they pay. Also, even though the GST credit was the option that delivered the highest proportion of benefits to low-income people it is important to recognise that a large increase in the credit would raise the income level at which families receive some benefit.

Economists Opposed to Cutting the GST

From Canoe.ca, we find Herbert Grubel's opinion:

"It may be good politics, but it's really dumb economics," said Finance Minister Ralph Goodale, borrowing the sentiments of economist Herbert Grubel, a senior fellow at the right-wing Fraser Institute and a former Reform MP.

Grubel and Harper, also a trained economist, were once caucus colleagues.

Grubel told the Vancouver Sun last month that "cutting the GST rather than business or personal income taxes may be good politics, but it is definitely very bad economics."

Jason Clemens and Niels Veldhuis are colleagues of Herbert Grubel at the Fraser Institute. They've written a commentary with the heart-racing title "Cuts taxes that count: Canadians would benefit far more from reductions in capital-based taxes and personal income taxes than from consumption tax cuts". Here's the conclusion:

We agree that Canadians would benefit enormously from tax relief. However, we disagree with those that gravitate toward politically expedient tax relief in place of more economically productive tax relief. In addition, the evidence based on incentives, differing societal costs of taxes, competitiveness and the ability of tax relief to constrain government all lead to the same conclusion: reduce business taxes, taxes on investment and middle- and upper-income personal income tax rates while increasing our use of consumption taxes such as the GST.

Christopher Ragan is an economist at McGill University. He says:

"Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid," said Christopher Ragan, a McGill University economist who favours the Conservatives. He said people may like it because "it's the tax people love to hate."

Mike Veall teaches at McMaster (I note he's also popular with his students). He says (same link as previous article):

"I believe it's a poor idea," said economist Mike Veal of McMaster University in Hamilton. He said most economists would choose an income tax cut...

"One per cent on a car is fair amount of money," said Veall. "If you buying a chocolate bar then we're literally talking about a penny." He said the GST makes a good target for politicians because it's in front of the taxpayer every day.

Jim Davies is an economics prof at the University of Western Ontario. He says (same link as previous article):

"Most serious work done by economists who specialize in public finance indicates that the GST is a more efficient tax source than the income tax," he said. "If the income tax cut is designed properly it can provide similar benefit to lower-income taxpayers."

Benjamin Alarie is at the University of Toronto (same link as above):

Benjamin Alarie agreed that an income tax cut is the right route if the idea is to help lower-income people. "The move to increase the personal exemption of the income tax, if the concern is to help low-income Canadians particularly, that would be a nice way to do it," Alarie said.

Paul Sommerville is an economist who also happens to be running for the NDP in St. Paul. Thus, his comments ought to be taken with a grain of salt:

I think that Stephen Harper’s decision to the cut the GST is the height of fiscal irresponsibility (please see my blog, "Two Canadian Columnists I Like", 21 November 2005). First, it will make the tax system less efficient. Harper’s proposal, once fully implemented, will increase the cost of collecting each GST generated tax dollar by almost 30%.

Second, it will entrench a bias in our tax system towards consumption instead of savings and investment. With an ageing population, fraying urban centres, and huge competitive challenges posed by the new technologies of the global economy, Canada needs more savings and investment, not consumption.

Robin Somerville of the Centre for Spatial Economics says:

Of all taxes we've got, the GST is least evil.

Undecided or No Preference Indicated

This article doesn't clearly state Robin Boadway's opinion--he just has an alternative strategy:

Robin Boadway, a Queen's University economist, said there is another way to help low-income earners, by increasing the refundable GST tax credit. Boadway suggested the Conservatives are actually looking for way to cut government revenue and thus spending, with an eye to reducing the overall size of the federal government and bolster the provinces.

Kul Bhatia is another economist at the University of Western Ontario (article same as above):

Kul Bhatia said it looks like Harper was driven to cut the GST because the Liberals had already taken the income tax cuts. Bhatia said he doesn't like tinkering with taxes at election time, especially with a tax like the GST, which was carefully tuned when it was brought in to balance income with tax credits for the poor...

The Conservatives say, though, that the cut would encourage people to spend more, providing extra GST revenue to make up the shortfall. Bhatia called that claim "tenuous" and said he'd like to see what the economic models say.

Conclusion

Obviously I'm in no position to rate the quality of these economists. Or rather, I'm unwilling to spend the time researching opinions of their relative merit. So far, though, there seems to be a strong case against cutting the GST. If anybody finds any further economists' opinions on either side of this issue, please pass them along.

Talk of the Town Audio Available

A few weeks ago I saw Hal Wake interview Jay Ingram as part of UBC's Talk of the Town series. At the time I said:

The session was recorded, but I don’t see any audio files or streams from previous sessions on the website. Too bad, it seems like a natural podcast.

Hal read that, and emailed me to tell say that they had plans to publish the recorded sessions. He was true to his word, as they've created a page and a feed for the sessions. It looks like four have been published thus far, and Hal tells me the full season will be available before Christmas.

I'm Talking at the BCAIM Luncheon

This is an demonstration entry of my blogging prowess!

UPDATE: Apologies for the obscure post. I posted this live while talking at the BC Association of Integrated Marketers Christmas luncheon. I won't post my slides, because they're entirely comprised of screenshots, photos and movies. For those who attended, here's a quick list of sites which I referred to in my talk:

Sample Blogs

Popular Blogs

  • Slashdot - CNN for nerds
  • Boing Boing - Pop culture and amusing weirdness
  • Engadget - For your gadgetry festishists
  • Instapundit - Popular political blog
  • Dooce - Probably the most popular English-language online diary in the world (I'm speculating--anybody got alternate suggestions?)

Rest of Presentation

Other Links

If I had more time, I'd have talked about some popular social software tools that bloggers use to connect and extend their relationships online. A few of these are:

Northern Voice Speaker Selection

Yesterday was our day o' speaker selection for Northern Voice. It proved much more difficult than last year. We had considerably more submissions this year, and the general level of quality was higher. Additionally, we had to have some meaningful debate about what the conference would and would not be. We'll hopefully be announcing the speaker line-up next week, and I'm really excited about what we've put together. We're extremely lucky to have so many great people willing to participate.

We got done by about 2:00pm, and headed over to East is East for some dhaal and a discussion of Moose Camp.

Thanks to Kris and Cyprien for the photos, and Brian for organizing the meeting space.