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February 28, 2006

Podzinger is Pretty Impressive

One of my complaints about podcasts is that you can't search them easily. It looks like Podzinger is solving that problem:

Podcasts have been subjected to the same primitive search through categorization ... until now. PODZINGER looks inside podcasts, not just the metadata, letting you search podcasts in the same way that you search for anything else on the web.

When you type in a word or terms, PODZINGER not only finds the relevant podcasts, but also highlights the segment of the audio in which they occurred. By clicking anywhere on the results, the audio will begin to play just where you clicked. There are also controls that let you back up, pause, or forward through the podcast. Or you can download the entire podcast.

Sounds great, but does it work? Kind of. As a test, I went in search of the term 'perl' (the programming language), knowing that I'd recently published a session on QA Podcast about perl testing. Here are the results on Podzinger. It found the podcast successfully, and to its credit it's apparently able to differentiate between 'perl' and 'pearl' (presumably using context). Truth be told, its transcription leaves something to be desired. Here's the section it cited:

in the conflict as tasting programs that are written in perl or he can be used as scripting language to to write scripts This script For programs that are written in another

Mind you, that's transcribing an accented English speaker on a fuzzy phone line. Here's what the text actually is:

In the context of testing programs that are written in perl, or it can be used as a scripting language to write scripts, test scripts, for programs that are written in other languages.

Clearly Podzinger isn't perfect, but they're on their way. Just imagine the big companies lining up with blank cheques to buy these guys.

Virtually Wander the Streets of Seattle and San Francisco

This is a pretty cool new feature, with possibly the worst name ever. Some folks at Microsoft recently launched the (bear with me) Windows Live Local Virtual Earth Technology Preview (the naming scheme immediately reminded me of this spoof). As I understand it, you can 'drive' around Seattle and San Francisco, passing through and panning around a series of photos. Is it spectacular? Not really. It's it kinda cool? Yes.

A9 has had something similar for a while, but I think the Virtual Earth execution is better. This is only a technology preview, which tends to precede Beta, so I won't even log feature requests at this time.

UPDATE: Scoble's got a video on Channel 9 about the release, and here's more information from the MSN Search team. Apparently it's actually called 'Street-Side Drive-by'.

UPDATE #2: While I'm on the subject of Microsoft announcements, they've also launched Expo today: "Expo is a dynamic social listing service that allows members to find and sell items, discover information, and meet other parties in their area--all for free!"

February 27, 2006

CSA and Darwin's Nightmare

I just finished listening to last Friday's edition of NPR's movie podcast. In addition to Unknown White Male (which is great), they discussed two promising films--a mockumentary and a documentary. First, the intentionally unfunny mockumentary CSA: The Confederate States of America. It imagines that the South won the Civil War:

CSA: The Confederate States of America, through the eyes of a faux documentary, takes a look at an America where the South won the Civil War. Supposedly produced by a British broadcasting company, the feature film is presented as a production being shown, controversially, for the first time on television in the States.

There are even faux commercials. It's presented by Spike Lee, which makes me a little leery, and it's apparently pretty low-budget, but I really like the concept--it feels very contemporary.

Next we have Darwin's Nightmare, which, as far as I can tell, is an allegory about the interconnectedness of globalism:

Some time in the 1960's, in the heart of Africa, a new animal was introduced into Lake Victoria as a little scientific experiment. The Nile Perch, a voracious predator, extinguished almost the entire stock of the native fish species. However, the new fish multiplied so fast, that its white fillets are today exported all around the world.

It's less about the fish than about all the people impacted by the fish. There's a cruel irony in the planes that deliver guns and landmines to the a starving region while removing tons of high-protein fish to the plates of European restaurants. Darwin's Nightmare is up for an Oscar (hey, don't forget my contest). I've only seen two of the five films in that category, so I can't really speak to its chances.

Flixster Has Nothing to Do With Flickr

It has more to do with Friendster, and Dogster and Catster (and Fetishster and Snakester and whatever else is out there). As you may have already guessed, it's a social networking site for movie geeks. I'd quote their About page, but there's next to nothing on it.

I'm not much for the social networking sites. I did have a little fun taking their Movie Compatibility Test, which I'm supposed to invite you to try.

On the other hand, the site is pretty lame. Let's see...no recommendation engine, no RSS feeds, irritating animated ads (they may have turned those off) and it's not apparent how I can share my profile with the world. Why don't these sites just copy Flickr? That way, they'd skip the easy errors and make some serious, original mistakes.

Actresses That Geeks Like

Travis writes about a recent debate he and a friend had over which actresses are most attractive to geeks:

So far, the contenders are:
Jessica Alba (Dark Angel, Sin City)
Jeanette Lee (Pool player)* Not an actress
Kitty Pryde (Not real)
Aeryn Sun (Farscape)
Kate Beckinsale (Underworld)
Jolene Blaylock (Vulcan on Enterprise)
What’sername… the Borg chick… Jeri Ryan
Lucy Lawless

The debate shifts at this point to a discussion as to whether imaginary characters--Travis volunteers Rogue from the X-Men--are permitted.

Though I've never heard of Jeanette Lee and never watched Farscape, that list isn't bad, but it's incomplete. Permit me to add a few:

  • Carrie-Anne Moss, the ass-kicking, PVC-wearing, ice-cold-staring rebel from The Matrix.
  • Tricia Helfer, the babeilicious Cylon who's all arms and legs-that-go-up-to-where from Battlestar Galactica.
  • Natalie Portman, for her regrettable turn in the Star Wars movies. And while we're at it, retro geek props to Carrie Fisher and her metal bikini in Return of the Jedi.
  • Darryl Hannah, whose geek-friendly career has extended from Blade Runner through Kill Bill.
  • Angelina Jolie, for obvious reasons, but also because most geeks first met her as a fellow geek in the 1995 film Hackers.

I could go on. Plus, to be fair, there ought to be a list of actors that geek girls like. But I wouldn't want to speculate on that list.

February 26, 2006

An Explosion of Medals

First, I want to congratulate all of Canada's athletes for a great Winter Games. With rare exceptions (I'm talking about you, Monsieurs Bertuzzi and Sandhu), they performed very well at these Olympics. And, hey, they made it through scandal-free, so that's always good news.

As the games proceeded, I became curious about the total number of medals distributed at the Olympics. It wasn't a fact I heard reported, despite watching a fair chunk of Olympics coverage.

Here's a list of the total number of medals given over the past 20 years, the number of Canadian medals won, and the percentage of the total that are Canadian:

1984 - 117, 4, 3.4%
1988 - 138, 5, 3.6%
1992 - 171, 7, 4%
1994 - 183, 13, 7.1%
1998 - 205, 15, 7.3%
2002 - 236, 17, 7.2%
2006 - 249, 24, 9.6%

Canada seems to be really improving, despite the addition of more countries to the mix. It is surprising, though, to see that the total number of medals has more than doubled since 1984.

February 24, 2006

The Great Soup Panacea

While I was sick, my friend Heather kindly sent along this recipe for soup that she promised would 'knock any virus flat on its' spiny little ass'. I got some antibiotics the same day I got the recipe, and they seem to be doing the trick, so I never tried the latter. With Heather's permission, I thought I'd pass it on to the world. The recipe is after the jump.

  • 1 glop cooking oil
  • 1 medium onion, diced
  • 5 cloves garlic, crushed and minced
  • 1 medium green jalapeno pepper (diced, seeds and stems removed)
  • 1 tablespoon cumin
  • 1/2 teaspoon cardamom
  • 1 teaspoon ancho chili powder (if you use crushed red chili peppers, use 1/2 teaspoon instead)
  • 1 large can crushed tomatoes
  • 4 diced tomatoes (I prefer Romas)
  • 4 cups vegetable (or chicken, whatever you prefer) stock

 

  • 1/2 sliced avocado
  • shredded cilantro
  • shredded parmesan cheese
  • glop o' plain yoghurt
  • crushed tortilla chips

Add a glop of oil to the bottom of the pot, turn on heat. Add onions and garlic. Saute for a few minutes to release flavour and healthy oils. Add cumin, cardamom and ancho chili powder. Stir to coat onions, garlic in said mixture. Add the diced jalapeño and saute for several minutes. Do NOT look directly into the pot when you add the jalapeno. I learned this the hard way; it's like the Ark of the Covenant in there.

OK, you're tired of stirring and sauteing. Fine. Add the can of crushed tomatoes, the diced tomatoes and the stock. Turn up the heat. Wait. It'll boil. Once it does, turn down the heat to low and let it simmer for an hour or so. Go watch a few episodes of The IT Crowd and marvel at how Moss gets his hair to stay that way. Check on concoction. If you've mastered stirring and temperature controls thar'll be soup in them thar pot. Add salt and pepper to taste. Squeeze the juice of 2 limes into the pot. This will help to balance the spice of the chilies and cumin.

This is where it gets fun... When you're ready to serve, put a few avocado slices in the bottom of the bowl, then add the soup. Garnish with cilantro, shredded parmesan and plain yoghurt. If you like, add a few tortilla chips crumbled on top. This soup will do wonders for any congestion. Better than Vicks and less menthol-y, too.

How to Buy a Laptop

Earlier this week I asked for your help in answering the question 'what are the top questions to ask when buying a laptop?' Here's what I ended up with. Thanks to everybody who contributed.

How Much Does It Weigh?
You may not think weight is the most important issue on Day 1 of ownership, but on Day 243, after hauling that 8-pound brick around airports and parking lots, you’ll understand its significance. For first time laptop buyers especially, you can't know how you'll use your new toy. Lighter is better and try before you buy.

What's the Form Factor?
Form factor goes along with weight. How does the laptop? How big is the screen? If you're planning on collaborating with others (or watching a lot of DVDs in your hotel room), you'll want a bigger screen. Of course, a 17" laptop doesn't fit on an airplane seat-back tray very well.

Should I buy Windows or Apple?
The days of OS lock-in are largely over. I have an Apple laptop and a PC desktop and they rarely cause compatibility issues. I prefer the Apple PowerBooks because they’re durable, sexy and commodified. By commodified, I mean that there’s a limited number of choices to be made, so you don’t waste your time considering a hundred permutations.

Is it Wifi-Enabled?
Increasingly, wireless internet cards come standard on laptops. Still, make sure yours has one and that it uses current technology. Even if you don’t see yourself as a work-in-a-cafe kind of person, people change and wifi-cards are incredibly cheap. Also, if you need to connect to the Web using your mobile phone, ensure your laptop is Bluetooth-enabled.

How Long Does the Battery Last?
Battery life is influenced by many factors, but the longer the battery, the better. Consider buying an extra battery, particularly if you're going with a smaller, lightweight laptop with a small battery. Additionally, spend some time learning how to optimize your battery usage.

Which Drives Does It Have?
DVD drives are now pretty much standard on all laptops, but make sure yours has one. As for a hard drive, bigger is always better. Hard drives also have a revolutions per minute rating (RPM). Faster is better here, and business users will notice the difference.

How Much RAM Does It Have?
Buy as much RAM as you can reasonably afford. It's more important than processor speed, particularly if you like to have multiple applications open at the same time (and who doesn't?).

How Many Ports Does It Have?
By ports, I mean all those little slots and berths along the side and back of the computer. In particular, you want to count the USB ports. You might, for example, want to plug in a mouse, keyboard and external printer simultaneously, which would require three USB ports.

Darren Barefoot is a technologist and writer from Vancouver, BC. His company, Capulet Communications (www.capulet.com) provides professional writing, marketing and public relations services designed specifically for high-tech companies. This list was compiled with the generous help of his readers at DarrenBarefoot.com

February 23, 2006

Will Pate, Web Monster, is Looking for a Job

Will is moving on from Raincity, and is seeking gainful employment. Here's what he's looking for:

A great job with an awesome company, filled with people who "get it". I can do the best work for firms that provide web services or are building web application products, work with open source (Drupal is my forte) or social software of any kind. I could also do good things for companies that want to stand apart in industries that need help figuring out Web 2.0 opportunities; such as media and entertainment.

He's not just a pretty face, either. He's smart, diligent and an excellent schmoozer. Any sales and marketing department would be lucky to have him.

I called him a Web Monster because he's very clued in to the online world. See the 130,000 hits on Google for "Will Pate". Mind you, some of those are probably for "Will pâté make me fat?", but you get the idea.

Just Text Me That Tip

North America is finally (finally!) clueing into text messaging. The rest of the world has been doing it for at least five years, but, for sundry technology and social reasons, North Americans never really got on the SMS train.

Chris writes about TextPayMe, a service that suggests this trend is changing:

I remember learning from a friend that the idea from PayPal came about after a shared lunch with friends - there was no easy way to split the bill. Well, PayPal did solve the problem - but not as nicely as TextPayMe does...TextPayMe allows you to send and receive monies using SMS on your mobile phone. Just for signing up for a free account, they'll give you $5.

Of course, it only works in the US at the moment. Typical. I'm also not crazy about name. I can see that they're trying to embed 'TextPayMe' into the idea, so that people will in theory say "yeah, just textpayme that ten bucks you owe me". That sounds incredibly awkward. They'd be better off, I think, invented a word--see Google, Digg et al--that's less of a mouthful.

Cheating, Hexadecimally

Way back in the nerdy days of Grade 10 (okay, 8 through 10), my friend Albert and I wasted our youths playing computer games in his basement. In particular, we played a lot of Ultima IV. Albert--the brainier half of our friendship (I'm unsure which half I was)--figured out that we could manually edit game files to improve our characters' lots in life. That is, we could cheat.

We spent hours and hours staring at rows of hexadecimal notation, figuring out which values pertained to gold pieces or our thief's Dexterity score. This was about 1989, mind you, long before this whole Intarweb thing got popular. There weren't any sites like this to streamline the process. We got pretty good at it, though I think we both were too goody-two-shoes to actually cheat consistently. We just enjoyed hacking (I use the term generously here) the game.

I was led down this little memory cul-de-sac by Poke (good URL there), a cheat utility which works (I think) in much the same fashion.

On a related note, I see there's a SourceForge project to replicate Ultima 4. That's maybe a little too much computer game nostalgia, even for me.

February 22, 2006

Lauch Your Web Career

I know this is the pot calling the kettle black, but check out the egregious spelling error on the cover of this book from O'Reilly (thanks, Colene). They've got it right over at Amazon, so they've already caught it on the actual cover.

On the subject of spelling and grammatical errors on this site, it's pretty apparent that I don't sweat the small stuff. I write entries as quickly as possible, and don't necessarily spare the time to re-read them. I have a fixed amount of time to pay to this site, so I figure 'more entries with a few errors' is preferable to 'fewer entries with no errors'. In my professional work, I'm much more careful, and happen to live with a superb proofreader.

Shadowboxing with Aimee Mann

I'm rather late on this one, but it's still worth mentioning. Last summer, Aimee Mann released a concept album entitled The Forgotten Arm. It received reasonably good reviews from the critics.

Over the past three months, she recorded three sessions called Shadowboxing with Aimee Mann. They're conversations with Mann, intercut with tracks from the album. She discusses each song in considerable detail, as well as touching on the music industry, her label and so forth. This is definitely a marketing-driven podcast, so there aren't any hard-hitting questions (I'm not sure what those would be, anyway), but as a fan of her work, I really enjoyed listening to them.

There doesn't seem to be an official site or page for the recordings beside this dodgy thing. The feed for the three sessions is here, the iTunes feed is here or you can download them directly here: 1, 2 and 3.

An Olympic Diary Worth Reading

Though I've had the impulse on a daily basis, I haven't written very much about the Olympics. I usually update this site during the day, and I'm aware that there are plenty of folks who anticipate watching the games when they get home at night. As a longtime recorder of Canucks games, I don't want to spoil anybody's fun by revealing the results.

Here's something I can write about. Sue points to a thoughtful, well-written diary by Canadian freestyle skier Deidra Dionne. She broke her neck six months ago, but still qualified:

I would land my jump, burst into tears and cry until I got back to the top of the in-run. I would compose myself long enough to re-focus, turn my skis, perform my trick, land my jump and start crying again. It was one of the most difficult days on the hill I have had in my career, but nonetheless a day I will look back on with pride.

There's also a great entry about the heartbreak of being cut from the Olympics.

February 21, 2006

An Idiotic Letter to the Editor

Sue points to a letter to the editor in Business in Vancouver. It's written by Richard Turner of TitanStar Capital Corp. (I can't find their website...anybody?) and actually defends David Emerson's recent betrayal of his constituents. The full letter is over at Sue's site, but here's a particularly offensive bit:

So, while I respect that some in the Vancouver-Kingsway riding may not be hugely pleased, it's time for those of us who would prefer to remain in the background to speak up and say what is true. David Emerson is perhaps a unique individual. Those who contributed financially to his campaign did so because of what he can accomplish for B.C. Not because of any particular political stripe. The rest of the noise is just hyperbole.

Turner's use of modifiers is hilarious. The riding members might not be 'hugely pleased'? Right, I'm sure they're just 'largely pleased'. Emerson is 'perhaps a unique individual'? Or is he perhaps a cynical political turncoat?

Turner speculates that more than 75 per cent of Emerson's funding 'came from folks who likely do not vote for the Liberal candidate wherever it is they vote'. I couldn't find results for the current election, but in the 2004 election, Emerson had no less than 212 individual and corporate donors. Presumably he had a similar number for this election--has Turner met all of them? Turner offers a couple of other totally speculative numbers with no supporting evidence. Why is he to be believed?

What's most shameful is that Turner differentiates between Emerson's donors and his electorate, and places greater emphasis on the former.

All Luge, All the Time

The 10,000 channel universe can't come soon enough for the Olympics. Networks such as CBC or NBC have a fundamental program: one information-delivery channel, and many simultaneous events to deliver. So they constantly compromise. Here's a typical CBC broadcast schedule:

Speed Skating - Women's 1500m - Final, Alpine Skiing - Women's Slalom - Final, Freestyle Skiing - Women's Aerials - Final, Short Track Speed Skating - Women's 1000m preliminary and 3000m relay Final; Men's 500m preliminary

Practically, that means two speed skating races, three ski jumps, some hockey highlights, a bit of curling, all interspersed with repetitive (and totally untargeted) ads. Plus, of course, the frequency of advertising varies. Oddly (and wonderfully) there are no ads during hockey games. Conversely, you can't get through more than one figure skating routine without ads.

How many more Olympics will we go through before we have, I don't know, 40 Olympic channels, one for each event? I'm not requiring tons of fluff content like profiles and equipment explanations (though there could be one channel that just showed those for all the sports). I just want to be able to watch every single luge run-from the preliminary runs by Jamaica 2 to the finals. I feel certain that all of this material is been documented--it's just not being shown.

(Truth be told, I couldn't care less about luge. I'm just using it as an example).

My Futile Search for the Ideal Camera Bag

I need a camera bag. Here are my criteria:

  • It needs to be big enough to store my Nikon D70 with standard lens plus one (smallish) zoom lens.
  • It should be a shoulder bag, as opposed to a backpack.
  • At first glance, it shouldn't look like a camera bag. So, black with lots of zippered pockets is out. I'd prefer something in a courier-type satchel. It doesn't have to be a camera bag at all. Any satchel with appropriate padding and compartments would do.
  • I'd like to be able to actually touch it before buying it.
  • Bonus points if it's cool.

Locally, my only option seems to be Lowepro, which isn't floating my boat. Several people have told me about Crumpler (insanely useless website ahead). I really dig the style, but I've been warned that the fit for the D70 is pretty tight. Also, there's no local vendor, so I can't try before I buy.

Does anybody have any suggestions for viable alternatives? Any experience with Crumpler? This site seems to reflect the 'Crumpler bags are smaller than you expect' sentiment. Are there really no other major camera bag players?

Top Questions to Ask Before Buying a Laptop

I've been asked by Adams Media Publications to contribute to a book of lists they're publishing later this year. It's a couple of pages on the topic of 'Top Questions to Ask Before Buying a Laptop'. They're looking for a list of 8 or so items, with a short paragraph description following each item.

Why should I do all the work, when you, my dear readers, are a bunch of smartypantses (heh) just waiting to contribute? Let me start off:

  • Weight - You may not think it's the most important issue on Day 1 of ownership, but on Day 243, after hauling that 8-pound brick around airports and parking lots, you'll understand its signficance. Simply put, lighter is better.
  • PC or Mac - The days of OS lock-in are largely over. I have an Apple laptop and a PC desktop and they rarely cause compatibility issues. I prefer the Apple PowerBooks because they're durable, sexy and commodified. By commodified, I mean that there's a limited number of choices to be made, so you don't waste your time considering a hundred parameters.
  • Is it wifi-enabled? - Wireless internet cards are increasingly standard on laptops, but make sure yours has one. Even if you don't see yourself as a work-in-a-cafe kind of person, people change and wifi-cards are incredibly cheap. This is particularly important if this is your first laptop--who knows how you'll end up using it?

I can't be bothered to write them out right now, but other items that spring to mind are battery life, input device (touchpad or IBM nipple), processor speed (is that really that crucial for the average business user?) and optical drives. What else you got?

UPDATE: Do people still use laptop docks?

February 20, 2006

Matthew's in the Paper

We pulled a couple of strings and got my good friend Matthew Bissett a profile in the Vancouver Province (decaying link?):

When you were eight, what did you want to be?

"I can't remember a time I wasn't on stage or writing little plays. I performed 'To be or not to be' at a Grade 6 assembly, wearing a puffy shirt and holding a kitchen knife, and never looked back."

I believe that should be 'poofy', but I'm hardly an expert. I retired my last poofy shirt years ago. Matthew's got two shows coming up. He's directing Burnaby Lyric Opera's The Merry Widow and he stars in his own play Money, produced by Construction Ink.

The photo accompanying the article is a little amusing. Judging by the back page, Matthew appears to be holding the script sideways. And who are all those women and children behind him?

Should Joy Kogawa's Childhood Home Be Saved?

As I mentioned a while back, there's a movement afoot to save Joy Kogawa's childhood home. Kogawa, in case you don't know, is a prominent Canadian novelist. Her book Obasan is a memoir of her internment in BC during World War II. It's a small, lovely book and pretty much required reading for every Canadian student.

Her childhood home--a south Vancouver bungalow at--is threatened with demolition. "Friends, academics, fellow members of the CanLit community and the Land Conservancy of BC" want to save the house and turn it into a writer's retreat. The cost: CAN $1.25 million dollars.

Here's the case for preserving the house: [more]

  1. It is a historical and literary landmark - Joy is one of Canada's most influential and honoured authors. Vancouver has only two literary landmarks and both are in Stanley Park - Robbie Burns statue and Pauline Johnson memorial.
  2. The house will become a writing centre - There will be a writers-in-residence program working in conjunction with writing associations across Canada. Special consideration will be considered for "Writers of Conscience", who write topic of human rights and racial/cultural harmony/issues.
  3. The history of the house itself provides a landmark to the Japanese Canadian internment - one of Canada's darkest historical periods. There is no acknowledgement or memorial in Vancouver for this incident.

Let's examine these points:

  1. Kogawa lived in the house for all of five years. Yes, it's featured in Obasan, but what's the minimum duration for this sort of thing? At least Emily Carr was born in Emily Carr House in Victoria. And I'm not sure an apparent shortage of literary landmarks is a resounding reason to add some.
  2. A writing retreat in Marpole? It's not the first place I'd choose to pen a novel. I don't know the house's exact address, so I can't say what sort of neighbourhood it's in. I'd imagine that a lot of that $1.25 million is going for insane Vancouver property prices. That money would buy two or three writer's retreats in, say, the Interior. Regardless, writer's retreats are, in my experience, traditionally outside of major urban centres.
  3. The third point, that 'There is no acknowledgement or memorial in Vancouver for this incident' looks just plain wrong. What about the Momiji Gardens (and there are other memorials elsewhere in the province)? Yes, the internment was a savage cruelty inflicted on 22,000 of our citizens. It took the government forty years, but in 1988 they formally apologized and spent $300 million to for redress and to compensate the internees, apparently to the satisfaction of Japanese-Canadian activists. A second memorial certainly can't hurt, but let's be clear on what's already been done to address this issue.

I respect the folks trying to save Kogawa House. They're well-intentioned, and certainly there are worse ways to spend $1.25 million. That said, and I suspect this is an unpopular opinion, I'm not sure I can get behind this cause. I'm unconvinced about the house's significance, it's a questionable, costly location, and there's been no shortage of redress or recognition of Canada's dark days of internment. I welcome disagreement on this, so please, have at me.

Cell Phones are the New Black

I recently read (well, actually listened to) an entertaining piece from Slate entitled Can You Fear Me Now. It discusses the emergence of cell phones as totems of evil in novels and movies:

Horror maestros from Stephen King to Takashi Miike have taken our ambivalent post-9/11 feelings about cell phones (they played a crucial role in nearly staving off a terrorist attack, but they were also the source of incredibly painful goodbyes) and reworked them into a vehicle for evil--ghosts, plagues, and rampaging psychos. The cell phone, in their hands, is not a tool of empowerment but another instrument of terror. Humanity's going to hell, and you don't dare call your mother.

The article discusses a Japanese film called One Missed Call, but I'm pretty sure cell phones are a common plot device in Japanese horror films. Mind you, I guess they're not necessarily embued with evil in other films.

This is Not About My Phlegm

Since I fell ill with a bad cold last Monday, I've wanted to write about my phlegm. I've wanted to detail the rainbow of unnatural colours it comes in. I've dreamed of adjectives to describe it's particular viscosity, it's lubriciousness. And, of course, I've needed to talk about its sheer volume produced by each coughing fit.

My God, the volume.

But I won't, because I suspect that would try even my dear readers' patiences.

Because my doctor can't see me until this Friday (bloody socialized medicine), I'm off to the local walk-in clinic to plead for antibiotics. If I ingest some, I (and, more importantly, my forbearing wife) will hopefully be able to sleep at night.

Hey BlogBurst, Show Me the Money

Mark Evans writes about BlogBurst, a site that promises to get your blog content on mainstream media sites like the Washington Post or the Houston Chronicle:

BlogBurst is a syndication service that places your blog on top-tier online destinations. You get visibility, audience reach and traffic, while publishers weave the rich and diverse fabric of the blogosphere into their sites.

What do you get out of this?

  • Visibility and exposure on major news and portal sites
  • Traffic through attribution and links back to your blog
  • Authority and credibility within your topic area
  • New readers who wouldn't normally find out about your blog
  • The opportunity to take your blog to the next level

What don't you get? Money. This content must have value. Otherwise, why would a middleman like BlogBurst even exist? Yet, nobody's willing to pay for it? In theory, getting syndicated on a high traffic site will drive more readers to your blog, and therefore generate more revenue if you servce ads. I'm not sure, but I'll bet it's not that many more readers, because they can (and no doubt prefer to) read your stuff on the mainstream media site.

February 19, 2006

FreeMind - Decent Open Source Mind Mapping Software

Joe writes about Freemind, open source, cross-platform mind mapping software:

I've be using this FreeMind mind mapping and outliner software for about two months. I gotta say, its the best piece of software I've downloaded in a long time.

Very easy to use, runs on Windows Linux and Macs, comes with fantastic online help and can generate output formats in PDF, SVG, PNG, GIF, HTML and open office.

I went looking for some mind mapping software a while back, and eventually settled on FreeMind. I didn't want to pay for the software, as it was for a low-priority project which may never see the light of day.

I wasn't quite as enthused about FreeMind as Joe--it suffers from that typical open source software disease--the zillion-option interface. The UI is, let's say, less than graceful. Regardless, you can't argue with the price, and it did a decent enough job of helping me organize my thoughts.

February 18, 2006

Biathlon is My Favourite Event

After hockey, I think biathlon is my favourite event in the Winter Olympics. I like its peculiar, conflicting combination of activities--cross-country skiing and rifle shooting. It's conflicting, of course, because the skiing gets your heart rate up to 180 beats per minute, which isn't particularly conducive to shooting a silver-dollar-sized target half a football field away. I had assumed it had its origins in hunting, but actually we can blame the Norweigians:

The sport has its origins in an exercise for Norwegian soldiers. The first known competition took place in 1767 when border patrol companies competed against each other. Gradually the sport became more common throughout Scandinavia as an alternative training for the military. Called military patrol, the combination of skiing and shooting was demonstrated at the Olympic Winter Games in 1924, 1928, 1936 and 1948, but did not gain Olympic recognition then, as the small number of competing countries disagreed on the rules.

Eventually it was added to the Winter Olympics in 1960. I watched a great race in the men's 12.5 km pursuit earlier today.

February 17, 2006

The Perfect T-Shirt

Via Goto Reviews, a UK thinktank is gathering intelligence on the perfect t-shirt:

The Perfect t-shirt is something of a controversial title: until every material, tool, energy source, transport method and person involved in the project has an environmental footprint of zero and an impressive social record, the t-shirt will be responsible for some kind of impact.

They're more about social responsibility than a neck that keeps its shape, but I can get behind the effort. What I can't get behind is their goofy pseudo-blog.

Permanent links to individual entries, RSS feeds and comments are pretty important aspects of a blog. I'm not saying they're necessary, but if you're creating a blog in the first place, why wouldn't you include them? I see these pseudo-blogs all the time--they have the look and feel of a blog with none of the plumbing bits.

They're better than no blog at all, but I always wonder at the shortsightedness. It's like they're built by web designers who have never seen a blog before, and are just duplicating some other site their client showed them. Additionally, I suspect there's no easy publishing interface on the back-end of most of these sites. That simple-as-email aspect of blogs makes all the difference, and fosters the immediacy in the author's voice.

When I'm talking to people about blogs, they often ask who can create one for them. I tell them if their web designer can't install and skin MovableType or Word Press, then they need to get themselves a new designer.

Five New Words I Learned Recently

Lately I've been keeping a Writely document to log new words that I learn. Here are the first five:

salvific (from p. 104 of What I Meant to Say)
Having the intention or power to bring about salvation or redemption: “the doctrine that only a perfect male form can incarnate God fully and be salvific” (Rita N. Brock).

armamentarium
(from p. 108 of What I Meant to Say)

  1. The complete equipment of a physician or medical institution, including books, supplies, and instruments.
  2. The complete range of materials available or used for a task.

bagetelle (in an email from Josh)
  1. A trifle; a thing of little or no importance.
  2. A short, light musical or literary piece.
  3. A game played with a cue and balls on an oblong table having cups or arches at one end.

vagitarian (from the movie Imagine Me & You)
A slang term for a lesbian.

homologation (from the menu on this ski jumping page)
confirm something: to confirm or sanction the validity of something.

I was reminded to post this list because I recently discovered the Double-Tongued Word Wrester Dictionary.

February 16, 2006

I Guess They Don't Get Much Hockey Down in San Francisco

I spotted this headline from the San Francisco Gate (via AP) on Google News yesterday, and it still appears to be incorrect:

Truth be told, Team Canada downed Italy without Yashin, Ovechkin or Malkin as well.

The Sims Help You Understand Pets

As I mentioned, Bree recently got a schnauzer puppy. She eventually named it Wagner, a name which certainly meets with my approval (I'm sure she's been desperately waiting for it). Yesterday she wrote an interesting post about how playing The Sims prepared her for dog ownership:

Like Sims, puppies pee all the time. It always seems like they shouldn't have to go again already but the last thing you want is to leave it too long and be trying to clean up puddles while puppy joyfully tries to eat the paper towel you're using to wipe the floor.

The Sims never really kept my attention--maybe I should stay away from pets, too?

Lucky Bastards in Torino

Boris, Kris and Robert are living it up in Torino. Among other things, they're running this symposium thingy on Olympics and Web 2.0. They invited me along, but I couldn't make it.

Now I'm regretting that decision a little, because I see that they're sitting in the stands watching Team Canada play Germany in men's hockey. Kris and Robert, of course, are taking tons of photos. I they get to the gold medal hockey game, I'm going to have to beat them to death with a goalie stick upon their return.

February 15, 2006

Has Anybody Seen "Japanese Story"

It's a 2003 movie set in Australia starring Toni Collette and Gotaro Tsunashima. While laid up today, I was surfing between it and the USA-Latvia men's hockey game (hah, hah). Unfortunately, I missed an important plot point in Japanese Story, and want to know what happened. The Web has been irritatingly repsectful of spoiling the film.

If you've seen the movie, leave a comment and I'll email you my question.

Incidentally, it was a pretty enjoyable film, and Collette's performance is rock solid. As it turns out, she is actually Australian.

UPDATE: Thanks to Randi, the mystery is solved.

Most Cheerful Band in Canada in Bus Crash

Travis points to Great Big Sea's blog (no permalinks, so it's currently the second entry), where lead singer Alan Doyle describes how they rolled their bus:

The kettle hit Danny in the side of the head, spilling the hot water right next to him. I don’t know how he was not burned. The lurch to the left sent all of us flying to the right, where I almost kneed Kris in the forehead and did spill my coffee on his lap. I heard Bob smash against the walls of the washroom and watched Andy slide across the floor.

Then we started tipping.

'Rolled' may be a bit of a misnomer. I imagine you have to turn at least 180 degrees in order to roll. 'Crashed and tipped' might be better.

The Germiest Parts of Our World

Hey germaphobes--you might want to skip this one. Via Robot Wisdom, here's a Reuters article discussing the nastiest bits of our world:

Shopping cart handles led the way with 1,100 colony forming units of bacteria per 10 sq cm (1.55 sq inches) followed by a mouse used on computers in Internet cafes, which had an average of 690 colony forming units.

The other germy leaders are hand straps on buses and subways, bathroom doorknobs and elevator buttons.

February 14, 2006

Does Advil Give Anybody Else Crazy Dreams?

I'm feeling under the weather again. I'm certainly not a pleasure delayer, but I am traditionally a big illness delayer. Now that Northern Voice is more or less wrapped up, I've got a little time to be sick. Of course, I probably just caught it from one of the hundred-odd hands I shook on Friday and Saturday.

I was reminded, about four hours too late, that Advil gives me insane dreams. I'll spare you details--nothing is more boring than hearing about other people's dreams--but suffice it to say they were Carollesque in their technicolor weirdness.

I don't drink or take drugs, so maybe Advil is sufficiently mind-altering for my relatively virgin system. Does Advil affect anybody else this way?

Female Figure Skaters are Tough

There's a prevailing attitude around my household (which includes an ardent and very informed fan) that female skaters are tough as nails and male skaters are prancing, girlish divas. This belief is fueled by Canada's Emmanuel Sandhu, who makes Maria Carey seem staid. Sandhu's ready with any excuse when his program goes horribly wrong (as it frequently does). The media generously call him 'engimatic'.

Consider, on the other hand, Zhang Dan (that's a female name). Early on in their Olympic long program, she and her partner Zhang Hao (no relation) attempted something never done before in competition: the quadruple Salchow. Hao throws Dan into the air, she spins four times and lands on her skates.

That's the idea, but unfortunately it went horribly wrong. Here's a New York Times infographic which illustrates the fall. Even better, here's a video of their performance--the fall is about 15% of the way in. It's probably the second worse fall I've ever seen in pairs skating, second only to Tatiana Totmianina's face plant (she went on to win gold this year with her partner Maxim Marinin).

Astonishingly, despite landing spread-eagled, like a newborne fawn thrown off a cliff, Zhang Dan picks herself up and skates to the boards. The commentator remarks "the music has stopped, and this is it". I think everybody figured she was done, and seriously injured. She takes all of three minutes, sucks it up, and re-starts the program at the point of the fall. They go on to win the silver medal. Mr. Sandhu, I expect, would already be under the willing hands of his Swedish masseuse.

February 13, 2006

Bombay TV Rocks Out

Josh sends along a link to the awesome Bombay TV, which enables you to add amusing subtitles to old Indian (?) film clips. Here's my effort, but Josh's is much better. I encourage you to post your own in the comments.

Flickr Goes All Baptist on Nudity

Boing Boing reports that the usually-non-evil Flickr has added a new community guideline to their site:

Upload photos that include frontal nudity, genitalia or anything else that your bathing suit should cover in public areas of Flickr.

If you do we'll make your photostream private and remind you of this Guideline. If you don't heed our warning and continue to make similar content public, we'll terminate your account without warning. This applies to your Buddy Icon as well.

That's their perogative, but it seems like overkill to me. Shouldn't they attempt to discriminate between art and pornography? Maybe they should consider adding an 'adults only' check box or standard tag, so that young Flickrites won't see naughty pictures? If I'm, say, a legitimate portrait photographer who shoots nudes (which, disappotingly, I'm not), and have hundreds or thousands of nude photos in Flickr, I'd be pretty ticked off by this new policy.

I figured I'd upload a photo of some genitalia (seen here), to see if I get dinged.

20/20's Stupid in America

While uploading that Sedin goal, I happened upon this recent 20/20 documentary, Stupid in America. It discusses the fundamental failures of the American public school system over the past 30 years. There are some pretty fascinating stories in the piece.

They do the usual comparison of students in the USA and abroad. In this case, it's Belgium, where the kids (if you'll forgive the pun) totally school the American kids on a test. What the program hasn't pointed out thus far is how extraordinary the Belgians' English skills are.

The most intriguing point, however, is that more money doesn't equal better education. Adjusted for inflation, America has doubled per-pupil spending over the past thirty years, and yet schools show little or no improvement. This flies in the face of the standard BCTF outcry for more money for schools. This being a primetime news show, they don't delve into the numbers enough, but the quoted expert has a book that no doubt does.

I'm not necessarily singling out the Americans here--I think we've got similar, if less dramatic issues in Canada's school system.

Northern Voice is in the Can

Or, at least that's what they say on film sets. Here are some less random thoughts on what I think went right and wrong for our two-day conference.

Sessions

Though I saw few sessions on either day, it's my impression that the Moose Camp sessions were decidedly mixed. Some were great, some were lame, some were highly interactive, some were lectures, some were free of ads, some were just thinly-veiled product pitches. That, I suppose, is what we get when offering a self-organizing conference. Next year (if there is one--we haven't decided yet), we'll have to discuss whether we can massage Moose Camp and foster a higher level of consistency in quality and format.

Saturday, on the other hand, seemed to be consistently as good or better than last year. I've heard and read very few complaints about the sessions, and everybody had lots of positive feedback. I had a lot of fun at the panel I sat on (So They're Threatening to Sue--Brian, how'd that audio turn out?), as well as the one I moderated (Blogging, Passion and Personal Expression). They both had a lot of back-and-forth with the audience, and, you know, nobody got up and left in disgust. I'll post the audio to the first panel if it's available, for I made an amusing verbal gaffe that had me turning a little red. [more]

Attendees

I was once again pleased with the diversity of attendees we had at this year's conference--men and women, young and old--we get all sorts. We had fewer noobies at this year's conference. I think this is because:

  • We're a year along the blogging adoption curve.
  • More importantly, we did very little mainstream marketing for this conference, because we figured out early on that it was going to sell out.

This raises an important question that we're going to have to confront if there's a Northern Voice 2007. 250 spaces aren't really enough. From the demand level at zero marketing, we could easily have a 350 or 400 person conference. I'd worry, then, that it'd become too big and a bit impersonal. Thoughts?

We try to foster as friendly an atmosphere as possible, but I always think we could do more to make everyone feel welcome and included. Next year, during my opening remarks, I might try this thing they do in church. You get everybody to turn to their right and left (and behind and in front, I suppose) and shake hands with people you don't know. Hokey or valuable?

Organization

From the planning through execution, this conference went much smoother than the first one. We knew what we were doing and we had a bunch of returning volunteers. Of course, Lauren Wood's vast experience as the organizer of the XML conference was once again invaluable.

The usual registration madness was ameliorated this year because it was distributed over two days. Also, we used the nifty concierge desk at Robson Square, which made things much more official. Everybody seemed to dig the idea of a badge on which you could tag yourself.

Kids

As far as I'm concerned, this is one of the coolest things about our conference. There were at least 8 or ten kids running around. We had an incredibly huge room set aside for the kids to hang out in, but they were welcome and well-behaved in all the sessions I watched.

I had the chance to once again hang out with Julie and Ted Leung's kids. I don't know many kids, but they have the loveliest manner--chatty, open, confident and apparently undaunted by anything that comes their way. And so well-behaved. They sat quietly through an hour-long session while Julie and Ted were on-stage together.

Reaction

There's plenty of chatter, commentary and notes from Northern Voice around the blogosphere and on Flickr. Here are a few comments I encountered while looking around this morning:

  • Gene - "Was it as good as last year? Yes but in a different fashion. Blogging has a bit more age and depth to it now." And he's right about having a quick closing session back in the big room.
  • Gill - "I found Friday's Moose Camp to be rather all over the place in terms of content, but I really enjoyed Saturday, partially because I got to hang out with a bunch of local blogging friends."
  • Alan - "All this talk of the web as an ecosystem, and I thin someone should tell the big residents that us little insects crawling around on the forest floor are not doing this for revenue, for fame, etc."
  • Tim - "I heartily recommend Northern Voice; it probably won’t blow your mind but it might fill it up a little and it definitely won’t stress you out." Plus, he wasn't getting pitched in the hallway.
  • Alistair - "Make sessions longer!" Referring specifically to Moose Camp, there.
  • Derek - "What I really get out of them is the trends you can smell in the air."
  • Arjun - "I am not sure what it is - maybe many of us were not popular in high school - but I felt sensitivity in the rooms today. People liked being part of the cool crowd, and if some were not part of it, they seemed a little on the periphery."
  • UPDATE: Fellow organizer Briam Lamb posted his own wrap-up this morning.

UPDATE #2: Sarah Pullman is the new Canadian correspondent for Geek Entertainment TV. Here they are broadcasting live from Northern Voice. They make fun of our Canadian accents.

Sedin to Sedin to Sedin to Sedin

It's been at last 11 days since I posted a hockey video clip. As the NHL heads into the Olympic break, here's last night's overtime winner featuring some lovely Wonder Twin passing and a laser of a shot to the top corner (where Dad keeps the Playboys):

Now, both those twins need to go into a scoring slump while they're playing for Sweden at the Olympics.

As a bonus link, it's rare that I see any GAA (Irish Gaelic games) footage on the Web. Apparently there was a brouhaha during a recent match.

February 12, 2006

I am Not Russell Davies

James (who found it here) emails to point out the similarity between Russell Davies's photo on the cover of Fast Company and my ugly mug. You can judge for yourself, but there does seem to be quite a resemblance, particularly in the upper half of our faces:

He, of course, is smiling, which I try not to do. And that's a pretty slick suit. He's got a blog, which looks pretty interesting.

Druken Mashup of Ireland's Pubs

When I lived in Ireland, I had difficulty explaining how insanely popular sushi was in Vancouver. Eventually, I hit upon this metaphor: there's a sushi restaurant in Vancouver for every pub in Dublin. The Irish would just nod in quiet awe of our Asian fusion.

MapEire shows pricing and location information for petrol stations and parking lots around Ireland. More importantly, they offer vital information on the cost of a pint of lager or Guinness. Clearly their data set is pretty small, as they only display about 60 pubs, and there are apparently over 900 in Dublin.

Could some local design a similar mashup for Vancouver, featuring sushi joints, coffee joints and, I don't know, joint joints

February 10, 2006

Quick Thoughts on Moose Camp

It seems like recently I've been writing a lot of 'quick thoughts' posts. I expect it's because I've been extra busy, and only have time for semi-random bulleted lists of observations. Apologies, and I'll try to improve.

Today was Moose Camp, our somewhat experimental self-organizing conference added on to Northern Voice. Here are a few early observations:

  • I need to improve the face-to-name mappings in my name. I worked the registration desk, and I probably had to ask five people their names when I should have already known them. It was horrifying.
  • Registration went smoother this year, partially because we'd learned lessons from last year, and partially because it's distributed over two days.
  • There was a good community vibe throughout the day. The section of UBC Robson Square that we used was ideal for this sort of open model of conference.
  • I hardly attended any sessions, but I solicited lots of feedback throughout the day. My early impressions are that the sessions varied from lousy to excellent. I suppose this is what you'd expect from self-selected speakers.
  • Another recurring observation that I heard was that people would have liked more interactive sessions. We never mandated the format of the sessions--we didn't want to be that prescriptive with Moose Camp--but we might consider doing so next year.
  • I wonder if the diversity of attendees hurts the self-organizing conference. Depending upon who was speaking and what audience participation was like, I think the level of discourse varied. Jeffrey Simpson doesn't exactly say why it got his goat, but I think I get the basic idea when he says "devolved into arguments about technical details between the speakers and members of the audience, but it was the more abstract philosophical ones that sort of got my goat."
  • Best joke of the day was during the wrap-up, where each speaker offered a 30-second summary of their session. Somebody (I missed who) was talking about being from the mainstream media, and how they were starting to get blogging. Then somebody else yelled from the crowd 'let's get him!' and somebody else yelled 'burn him!'. Hee hee.
  • More reaction from around the blogosphere, and zillions of photos are appearing on Flickr. This is probably my favourite: cutest volunteers ever.

As a footnote, here's a simple but insidious example of tag spam. This asshat just looked at the most popular Flickr tags of the day and week, and associated them with his totally unrelated photo. This is why tags are a lousy kludge.

February 09, 2006

Yoga for Moose Campers

Just a quick note to mention a late addition to the Moose Camp roster. Sarah Pullman, yoga instructor and aspiring geek, is running a Yoga for Moose Campers session over lunchtime (11:30am to 1pm) tomorrow.

I mention this because I'm a satisfied customer, having participated in today's Yoga for Geeks session at OSCMS. It was my first time at yoga, and Sarah was gentle with me and the other neophytes. As it turns out, I'm only any good at corpse pose.

I may not be as satisfied tomorrow, as unused muscles ache in protest at 7:00am while I'm setting up. When is the Massage for Moose Campers session?

Another Barefoot Oscar Challenge...

Posting is going to be slow around here until next week, as Northern Voice is consuming all of my free cycles. In the meantime, I've created an Oscar contest for your amusement. Happily, the folks at Defective Yeti are making this super-easy to do.

Unfortunately, I'm unable to replicate the popular scantily-clad category from 2004, so you'll have to make due with 18 normal categories.

I'll be posting my picks just before the Oscars on March 5th or so.

Assassinated with an Umbrella?

While watching Mythbusters (and registering speakers for Northern Voice) last night, I learned about how Bulgarian dissident Georgi Markov met his sad but unusual end.

Accounts of the incident differ. Some say a ricin-laced pellet was either fired or injected from an umbrella tip as Markov waited at the bus stop, on his way to the headquarters of the BBC's World Service.

Other accounts suggest the assailant used a syringe to inject the poison into Mr Markov's leg as he bent down to pick up an umbrella he had been carrying.

Well, the first option is certainly the more interesting. Wikipedia sounds more definitive.

Makkin Yer Voice Heard in the Scottish Pairlament

Karl writes with these amusing, peculiar pages from the Scottish Parliament's site. They purport to be in 'Scots', a kind of patois (oh, linguists, go easy on me), which is not to be confused with Scottish Gaelic:

We want tae mak siccar that as mony folk as can is able tae find oot aboot whit the Scottish Pairlament dis and whit wey it warks. We hae producit information anent the Pairlament in a reenge o different leids tae help ye tae find oot mair.

Is this an official state dialect? If it's not Scots, it's crap?

February 08, 2006

Is the Hall in The IT Crowd?

I'm a big fan of Father Ted, a hilarious BBC Channel 4 series about three Irish priests living together on a remote island. Yesterday I read on Boing Boing that the creator of Father Ted was back with another series called The IT Crowd. Cory Doctorow speaks highly of the show:

Two IT geeks in the basement of a large, abusive corporation get a new boss, a woman who lied about her IT experience on her resume. What follows isn't funny because of its intricate plotting, but because of its willingness to lard absurdity on absurdity, so that each episode gets progressively weirder as it progresses.

I decided to check out the first episode (via BitTorrent from The Pirate Bay), and it was pretty funny and Father Tedesque.

I also noticed something that's kind of cool. It seems to me that the set designers for The IT Crowd visited my Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness for inspiration. I obviously can't be sure, but I've spotted at least five images from the Hall in the background of shots. I uploaded three screenshots to Flickr and will post them below:

You can also see the infamous Flying Spaghetti Monster in that last shot.

ACME Humble Pie: A Fantastic Customer Service Experience

A couple of weeks ago, we had a, uh, business boo-boo at Capulet Communications. It was all resolved happily, but we had amends to make. Our friend and office mate Sam recommended ACME Humble Pie. They send apology pies, boxed up in nice looking crates, to anybody in Canada. You can even customize the text on the packing confetti that the pie nestles in.

We gave them a try, and were blown away by their customer service. They were reponsive and professional in handling our order. They called ahead to ensure the pie recipient was in the office. Then they called me back to let me know how the delivery had gone. That's maybe a bit hands-on for me--I'm something of a hermit--but it's great service.

What isn't great, I must say, is their website. It's Flashtastic, with a splashtastic intro page. That's not a deal-breaker, but the interface itself is. It's whimsical and fun, certainly, but incredibly cluttered and difficult to use. In fact, I didn't even spot the ordering icon--the lady (?) on the phone--at all. I just assumed I couldn't order online, and called them.

Hurray for the Great Bear Rainforest

Yesterday, environmentalists, government representatives and First Nations leaders announced their intent to protect a huge section of Pacific Coast rainforest, known as the Amazon of the North:

The deal will save a vast area of forest for wildlife, while allowing sustainable logging in other parts. The settlement between tribes, loggers and environmentalists is being hailed as an example for other countries. The land covered by the Great Bear Rainforest is huge. At 64,000 sq-km (25,000 sq-mile), it is about twice the size of Belgium.

The deal is the result of ten years of conflict, bargaining and compromise among the interested parties: a very Canadian problem, with a very Canadian solution.

Boring Site Note: Why My Blogroll Changes

I've got a big long list of links, or blogroll, running down the righthand side of my home page. At the moment, it's displaying links to about 160 sites.

This blogroll isn't static--it's a real-time representation of my Bloglines account. That is, it shows exactly what sites and feeds I'm reading (minus the Private folder, which is all just client stuff anyway) at the moment. I do this mostly because it's convenient--it spares me the hassle of maintaining a reading list and a blogroll separately. I used to do both, and the latter inevitably gets ignored.

As you might expect, the blogroll changes a lot. It used to be shorter, then ballooned up to around 220 sites, and now I'm trying to prune it back as much as possible.

People sometimes notice when I take their site off my blogroll. They email me to ask why. My explanation is almost always the same: my tastes and priorities change. Maybe I want to read more sites about subject x, maybe I'm less interested in a site's subject matter, or maybe I just want a change.

Also, I regularly find new sites I want to read, and if I didn't knock old sites off the list, my reading list of sites would be absurdly long, and occupy too much of my time.

February 07, 2006

Help With a Goofy Movie Contest

Josh writes with a request about a Filmwise contest:

It's a ridiculous time-waster contest, and I actually have zero interest in the prize package, but I've tapped everyone I know and NOBODY knows the answer to #5. Can you identify this film? We'd all really like to get some sleep this week.

It's funny--every screenshot looks familiar, but I could only get about a third of the answers off the bat. To me, #5 suggests Beetlejuice. Or is it some kind of mutant monkey? Filmwise, by the way, has great contests.

Four Employees Give Blenz the Boot

Rise up ye baristas, and revolt! Beyond Robson has a photo of this awesome Dear John letter from four Blenz employees to their boss:

It's not Shakespare, but you've got to respect their ballsy solidarity.

Emerson Fallout

Yesterday, Prime Minister Stephen Harper announced his cabinet. As I mentioned, among his senior ministers was David Emerson, who was recently elected for the Liberal Party by 20,000 Vancouverites. Suffice it to say that people are right ticked off:

More on the Death of the Blockbuster

Chris Anderson, who's nearing completion on his book, has some nifty graphs concerning the decline and fall of the Hollywood blockbuster:

Bottom line: even in Hollywood, the home of the blockbuster, hits are losing their power. It's not nearly as dire as in music, but it's trending in the same direction. Does this mean the end of movies? Not at all--there have never been more films made, just as there has never been more music available than today, despite the fact that the bestsellers sell less.

As studios get more desperate for viewers, they're applying dodgier marketing tactics. The Movie Blog links to some 'pirated leaked footage' of Basic Instinct 2 (that page is safe for work, but the subsequent footage isn't). Clearly the footage isn't pirated, but planted by the studios. I'm not sure what they're worried about--sex always sells.

February 06, 2006

Suggestions for Temporary Outdoor Lighting

This Friday night, between Moose Camp and the Saturday sessions, we're having an impromptu BBQ in Stanley Park. I know, a bit crazy, but we'll see who turns up.

We're planning on having it at a covered picnic area at or near Second Beach. Boris seems to know what and where this is--I can't picture it (if anybody has or finds a photo, that'd be great).

We've got most aspects taken care of, with the exception of lighting. There's likely to be little or no natural light, so we need to rig up a cheap, removable lighting solution. Ideally, this would be something like two floodlights connected to a couple car batteries, or something equally low-tech. Any suggestions?

Oh, and tiki torches are out. It's a public park, people.

Quick Thoughts on Our New Cabinet

Stephen Harper named his cabinet this morning. Some random thoughts:

  • 6 of 27 cabinet ministers are women. That's almost the same ratio as in Paul Martin's outgoing cabinet.
  • The average age of cabinet ministers is 51.
  • I was relieved that nutty Stockwell Day didn't get a higher profile position. Mind you, Minister of Public Safety and Emergency Preparedness has a worryingly Orwellian ring to it, doesn't it?
  • Is there a lamer post than Minister for International Cooperation? Does this minister produce Up with People shows?
  • If I'd voted for David Emerson two weeks ago, I'd be mighty pissed off that he's playing for the other team. At least Belinda Stronach crossed over in the middle of a term of office, as opposed to days after losing the big game. Here's a quote from Emerson attacking Stephen Harper during the election: "It's now not just, 'Can Stephen Harper mount a credible campaign?' It's people now having to decide, 'Can we really live with what Stephen Harper will deliver?'" Apparently the new Minister of International Trade can live with Harper just fine. Plenty of people called Stronach a whore for crossing the floor. I think Emerson's more deserving of that moniker.
  • Unusually, Michael Fornier was appointed to the cabinet despite never having run nor (darned Wikipedia) having been elected as a member of parliament. This is not without precedent (Trudeau appointed Pierre Juneau as Minister of Communications in 1975), but it seems pretty dodgy to me. One of the twenty-five most powerful people in our government wasn't voted in? Harper and I agree about an elected Senate, but this is highly suspect. An professor of political science speculates that "clearly, Mr. Harper is feeling there's either a sense of political organization that isn't there on the ground or that the Quebec voice is in need of further representation." That's bollocks. You gotta play with the cards the country deals you.
  • A commenter reports that there's a protest forming tomorrow (Wednesday, February 8) at 4:00pm at Emerson's constituency office at 2148 Kingsway.

February 05, 2006

Game, Set and Match Point

Match Point is Woody Allen's latest film, and it's a departure of sorts. It's a very serious thriller starring Jonathan Rhys-Meyers and Scarlett Johansson. Unfortunately, it's also a profoundly ordinary thriller, with a single, predictable plot, stereotypical characters and a turgid pace.

The film tells the story of Chris Wilton (Rhys-Meyers), an Irish tennis pro who becomes connected to the Hewetts, an upper class English family in London. Wilton befriends Tom Hewett (Matthew Goode), starts dating his sister Chloe and falls hard for his fiance, Nola (Johansson). I've just described the entire plot of the film's first hour. I won't tell any more, but suffice it to say that it doesn't improve. It's a plot that would feel shallow and pat in an episode of CSI, let alone a 124 minute movie.

I know that Woody Allen has spent plenty of time in Europe, but his script sounds like it's written by a New Yorker who's never left the five boroughs. It's full of British cliches--there's skeet shooting, brandy in the library, box seats at the opera and plenty of 'cheers' and 'brilliant'. For a writer who usually offers witty, colourful dialogue, this film is utterly mundane. There are some obvious connections between Wilton's tennis background and the parlor game of hearts he plays in the film, but they're pretty obivous. Additionally, Allen seems dedicated to making the film as unfunny as possible. Doesn't he know the best thrillers use comedy to lighten a tense moment or change the pace?

I think I've been somewhat intoxicated by Scarlett Johansson's beauty. It took the Chicago Sun-Times's Richard Roeper's review of the film to point out that she "seems a bit stiff and self-aware for the moment". As I look over her young career and get past her striking looks, I've been totally underwhelmed by her performances. She's a passive, uncreative performer who's getting by on her beauty. Roeper rightfully compares her in this film to Emily Mortimer, who is a fantastic actor, and is largely wasted as the cliched clinging wife.

I've enjoyed most of Woody Allen's movies. His scripts are usually evocative, compelling and very watchable. Sadly, Match Point is none of these. It's an trite, shoddy piece, with none of his previous films' wit or originality.

But what do I know? Most other critics liked it. Having read several of the fawning reviews, it sounds to me like critics are relieved to see something different from Allen.

UPDATE: Some bogosity with commenting on this entry. Hang tough. Ah, all better now.

Branded TV Screen Real Estate

What's another reason people are running from television to DVDs, the web, computer games and other entertainment mediums? Branded screen real estate. Check out this shot from today's Super Bowl:

Three of the four corners feature permanent station identification logos (incidentally, will anybody forget they're watching "Super Bowl XL"?). These logos are getting bigger, less transparent and animated. I recently noticed that the logo on Spike TV is sometimes in full colour, as opposed to be transparent.

Ironically, I think stations are waging a losing battle. As the number of channels (never mind the number of mediums) increases, watchers couldn't care less whether they're watching ABC, Spike TV or BBC 72. As far as I can tell, combine time-shifted television with smart recording and a 500-channel universe, and channel loyalty approaches zero. When was the last time you heard somebody say "oh, yeah, I saw this great show on NBC last night"?

I must be getting old and curmudgeonly, but I'll happily wait until I can buy a series on DVD. Of course, for sports events, I've just got to put up with it.

Pet Peeve du Jour: I Don't Care About Super Bowl Ads

I don't care about Super Bowl ads. Not even a little. Maybe it's because I live in Canada, so I don't see most of the ads. Maybe it's because I spend a lot of time doing marketing work, and understand how profoundly unscientific advertising is. Maybe it's because I don't think 30-second ads are an important entertainment medium.

Other people love to endlessly analyze and criticize these ads, and I don't know why. I'd rather talk (and think!) about something other than advertising.

February 04, 2006

How To Name a Pet

In my life, I've had one dog, one cat, one turtle, many fish and a half-dozen hamsters. I only named the cat. The dog was older than me, the turtle belonged to a girlfriend and I didn't grow attached enough to any of the fish. The hamsters weren't with me for long, as they were part of a Science 7 experiment in the effects of music on hamsters. I had the easy listening hamsters, so they were Simon and Garfunkel.

I was probably about 11 when I named my cat Muggles. Not, of course, after the Harry Potter books (which hadn't yet been conceived, presumably, in a young Englishwoman's mind), but after the lead character in The Gammage Cup (some discussion of the name). As a name for a cat, you could do better, you could do worse. I stand by my 11-year=old self.

Now Bree's seeking feedback on her forthcoming miniature schnauzer puppy. I don't know much about naming pets, but here's what I think:

  • Avoid common human names. Not only does this confuse similarly-named humans when you're out and about, but a dog's not a human, is it?
  • Avoid one-syllable names. Dogs apparently can hear their names better when they can include pitch changes.
  • Embrace humour. Pets are fun, and their names should be fun too. A little irony can't hurt.
  • Consider naming your pet after a thing, like Spatula or Breadstick.

Of Bree's suggested names, my favourites are Ludwig and Ajax. Coincidentally, our family dog was a miniature schnauzer. My parents named him General, which suited his haughty manner.

February 02, 2006

I Have Flu-Like Symptoms

So posting will be light to non-existent over the next few days. Better this week than next week, I suppose.

If I did blog over the next couple of days, here are some things I'd talk about:

Thanks to the Folks at MSN Search

You may recall that a surly US immigration agent prevented me from attending an MSN Search event last week. The folks at MSN Search sent me a box o' swag and everybody signed a card saying, you know, sorry you couldn't come to our country:

That's very kind of them--I really appreciate the thought.

February 01, 2006

Sugar Ma.gnolia, Blossoms Blooming

Ma.gnolia is a social bookmarking tool in the vein of del.icio.us. It's currently in private beta, in which I've been participating. I'm friends with a couple of the people behind Ma.gnolia, so I thought it'd be fun to have a Q & A about the tool. I tried to avoid the techie mumbo jumbo and focus on the design and marketing approach.

I exchanged emails with Todd Sieling, Project Manager for Ma.gnolia and Jeffrey Zeldman, whose firm Happy Cog handled the brand and UI design. In case you're wondering, the title refers to an old Grateful Dead song. Hey, this is the sort of thing that Digg crowd eats up. Maybe somebody ought to digg this badboy--it seems a little selfish to do it myself.

My main interest in Ma.gnolia lies in the idea that it's social bookmarking for the rest of us. That is, that you're going after a broader consumer audience, instead of the hardcore geeks. Could you give some background to that decision? [more]

Todd: Something that we see with the web is that you have this small group of leading edge people who love to try new stuff, don't mind things being a bit messy and get very excited about new technologies partly for their own sake, but more for their raw potential in helping us achieve whatever it is we dream of doing with the web.

And then there's the rest of the world, where people don't live on the web so much as they use it to accomplish certain goals, distract themselves for an hour or two, but overall don't get that excited about the way things work. They just want to get their stuff done and move on.

As members of that leading edge, you and I get to see a lot of interesting things happen, and many of them we pick up and add them to our daily use toolkit. But what's the real breakout rate for these things? RSS on its own, despite the best efforts to take it mainstream, wasn't moving until it was paired up up with something that non-geeks can get excited about.

If you look at podcasting, which has RSS as a cornerstone, there's been a remarkable move into the non-web savvy mind. We saw the same thing happening to social bookmarking. Here was something that could be useful to all sorts of regular web users, but despite the emergence of new services, each with something unique to offer, was this idea really getting out to people in the mainstream?

No. Most of the people I talk to who use the web regularly but aren't geeks have no idea of what social bookmarking is. But they get it the moment I explain it. They get it, and they want to use it. "I need this!" is something I've heard more than once. Why are these people not hearing about it? Because nobody is making it for them - we've all, as geeks, just been making it for each other. Ma.gnolia's main goal is to truly be social bookmarking for the rest of us.

How does Ma.gnolia's design reflect a more populist approach?

Todd: For this question I turn it over to comments from Jeffrey Zeldman of Happy Cog, whom we contracted to design our brand and UI.

Jeffrey: One, we sweated the information architectural details to make the application not just usable but highly usable because transparent. This is distinct from more narrowly focused (geek-oriented) software, where a higher learning curve is not merely tolerated, it's a badge of honor. To some digerati, the fact that a particular application is cryptic and cumbersome to use makes their mastery of it all the more admirable. Same way people like me write code by hand, early adopters revel in their ability to understand and use poorly designed software.

But "the rest of us" don't. The rest of us muddle along for about 30 seconds, and if we still don't get it and aren't enjoying the experience, we leave, never to return. To avoid that fate -- to make the complex simple -- our lead IA Tanya Rabourn put in the hours and the iterations needed to make Ma.gnolia comprehensible to the non- expert.

It was especially challenging because many of the behaviors, we knew, would be programmed AJAX-style. This meant figuring out multiple possibilities and finding a coherent way to wireframe them all. It also meant coming up with iconography to cue users to the fact that actions and options were available to them. A problem with much current AJAX work is that there's no indication to the user that he or she can take an action. I'm still discovering things about Flickr I didn't know (because I didn't think to click in empty white space to see if something would happen).

The second way we reflected the populist approach was in the look and feel, which is friendly and comfortable without in any way being dumbed down. Google and AOL, for instance, are for everyone, but they're a bit cartoonish. We didn't want that and neither did Gnolia Systems. If we took cues from anywhere, it would be from Apple, which has the knack of designing hardware, software, and web pages that feel smart and sophisticated while also being extremely friendly and welcoming. Tough balance, but I hope we pulled it off.

Our brand director Erin Kissane helped us identify the area we wanted to inhabit. Lead art director Jason Santa Maria designed the brand identity, primarily the logo and color scheme. Designer Greg Storey translated Tanya's wireframes into web page designs that to me feel alive and almost touchable. And Eric Meyer of Complex Spiral Consulting solved the tough challenges of translating those designs into accessible, flexible web pages, to load fast and work better for more users.

Todd: I can add to that a bit, as well. One of the key ideas that we wanted to have represented in Ma.gnolia's design was a relief from information overload. If you look at typical portal sites and current social bookmarking sites, they offer up a great deal of information.

Though we want Ma.gnolia to be eminently useful to people, we also wanted the experience to be more like working through a catalog rather than a directory. A well-designed catalog can get you right to what you need and tell you what you need to know, but it can also be a pleasant and even relaxing browsing experience. Ma.gnolia offers that in its design, making the best of what we find on the web available in a way that pleases rather than demands extra horsepower from the mind.

I can see the advantages of social bookmarking for the Internet's alpha users--geek, IT professionals, bloggers and so forth. What are the advantages for the casual user?

Todd: I don't see the benefits as being all that different. The basics hold true for all web users: being able to access your favourite websites from any computer, the luxury of organizing without thinking with tags, and finding new things that you're interested in that have been found by people and without needing to weed through search results.

And, when you work the social side of things more like we're trying to do, people can find each other by their common interests. Not to mention that having a regularly backed up place to store those bookmarks in a time when most computer owners still don't make regular backups is a good thing, too.

Bloggers and other Internet alphas pull a little bit more out of current social bookmarking services by publishing linkrolls on their blogs and other neat tricks. But the concept behind doing just that - content selected on the fly from a personal collection - can be useful to people not on the web's cutting edge, as well.

Today, social bookmarking seems to equal (crazy) del.icio.us. Aside from targeting a different market, how are you going to deal with going up against the Kleenex of social bookmarking?

Del.icio.us has had some great success, being the first to bring the core ideas behind social bookmarking to a strong number of people. And now with Yahoo!, there are some exciting possibilities opening up to Josh's team. Our approach moves beyond just sharing bookmarks. We want to make bookmarking more about collaboration and about bringing attention to what the community is looking at through our Hot Bookmarks and Hot Tags sidebar items. Sharing across channels and looking at interests as an aspect of both individuals and a community will make for a different kind of experience than Del.icio.us has done well with.

But you know, I don't see the market as being dominated by anyone right now. There are still lots of people out there who haven't even hear of social bookmarking, or didn't know you could simply store your bookmarks online. We hope to reach those people with a style and way of working that will appeal to them. And when you look at all the cool ways that people are mashing up web services and remixing data, I think there's more to be had in thinking about the cooperative opportunities than what competition will be like. Sure we want people to like what we offer, but it doesn't have to be at the expense of someone else's service.

60 Different Beers

On Saturday, it was the 60th birthday of a good friend of my Dad. As a present, my father went out and procured 60 different beers, from the mundane to the exotic:

Tod Offers Benefit Seminars

Tod Maffin, whose job at the CBC I'd one day like to wrest from his cold, dead hands, is hosting a couple of benefit seminars in Toronto and Vancouver:

Also, as regular readers might know, I’m trying to raise $5,000 to help my wife’s fundraising efforts for the M.S. Society of Canada (she was diagnosed a little more than a year ago). And just now, I thought of a way I could put these two passions together. So…..

I’m thrilled to announce that I will be conducting two seminars (one in Toronto and one in Vancouver) aimed at independent producers, freelancers, writers, and people who want to get into radio — specifically non-fiction radio storytelling. This will be a full-day, in-depth seminar covering: Storytelling, narrative structure, how to pitch (and how NOT to pitch!), how to voicetrack at home, what microphone you should use, field recording, how to interview someone, and much much more.

It's a good model: give away some expertise in exchange for donations to a good cause. From a donor perspective, it beats the I'm-running-10-clicks-for-my-favourite-charity. I'm sure there's somebody in the city who can offer up the space for free. I doubt you do, Tod, but let me know if you need help with that.

Hmm...now that I look at that title again, it sounds like he's selling insurance.

Expose for Windows x 3

Because I've got a Windows desktop and a PowerBook, I'm a 75% Windows and 25% Apple user. A killer feature that I've missed on Windows is Apple's Expose, where you move your mouse cursor to a corner and can see thumbnails of all your open windows.

In the past couple of days, I've come across no less than three analogous solutions for Windows users:

  • SmallWindows 0.72 - An open source project, and the only one I've tried. It's a little clunky, offers not configuration options, but seems to work as advertised. Still in beta. Price: free, as in beer.
  • Entbloess 2.7.2 - Has an awesome German name and extensive configuration options. Not quite as instantaneous as Expose, but I could live with the split-second delay. Also, I'm using a honkin' 23" cinematic display, so it probably runs faster at a lower resolution. Price: CAN $10
  • TopDesk 1.4 - Functions very similarly to Entbloess, thought it's a little slower. I also don't like how when you "hide all windows", the windows get 90% submerged at the bottom of the screen. Price: CAN $11.35

Call me frugal, but I'm hesistant to pay for something in one OS that another OS gives me for free. I'll wait for Windows Vista and hope they include this feature with a sexy name like Microsoft Transom or something.

Cuss Words Per Minute

Enquiring minds want to know: which movie features the most occurrences of the term 'fuck' per minute? Thank goodness for Wikipedia (and STW, for citing it):

  1. The Devil's Rejects
  2. Nil by Mouth
  3. Casino
  4. Martin Lawrence Live: Runteldat
  5. Another Day in Paradise

There's even a chart. To my surprise, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut is down at #46.