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Rejected Titles for ‘Snakes on a Plane’

The Web has been a-buzzing about this plainly named new film starring Samuel L. Jackson. I’ve been kicking around titles the studio might have rejected:

  • Sharks on a Boat
  • Bears on a Train
  • The Black Guy Lives Through Act One
  • Business Class, Business Asp
  • A Viper in the Exit Row
  • Snake Bombers of Saudi Arabia
  • Untitled Screenplay Combining Phobias

Well, those are all pretty lame. I also had Air-de-Lance but that was too awful and obscure to even include in my list. Surely somebody has something better?

7 Responses to “Rejected Titles for ‘Snakes on a Plane’”

  1. Neal

    It’s a lot like the movie “Vampires on a Plane”.

  2. Travis

    I can’t take credit for all of these… but these are some possible sequels.

    Spiders on a Bus.
    Chimps on a Ferris wheel.
    Sharks on a Hovercraft
    Lions on a roller coaster.
    Fleas on a Bicycle.
    Tse-Tse Flies on a Roller Skate
    “Your Mom in A Bus Station”
    Coyotes in a Subaru
    mo0nkleys all over your bitch ass
    Bedbugs on a BoogieBoard.
    Lampreys on a Jet Ski
    Prions in a Cell Wall!
    Leeches on an UltraLight
    Sharp Objects In A Drawer
    Scorpions in a Rollerskate
    Dingos on a Pogo Stick
    Koalas On A Submarine
    Murderous Clowns Under A Bed.
    Leopards on a Segway.
    Old People at McDonalds

  3. Darren

    I think ‘Sharp Objects In A Drawer’ is the stand-out there. Though I like the pictures that ‘Leopards on a Segway’ and ‘Koalas On A Submarine’ make in my head.

  4. Neal

    Gerbils on a Jungle Gym
    Smurfs on Smack
    Chainsaws on a Choo Choo
    Dandruff on my Dresser
    Caterwauling Cats on a Careening Catamaran
    Bushes in the White House

  5. Declan

    ‘Skyslither’
    ‘A Reptile Dysfunction’
    ‘Planes, Snakes and Terroristmobiles’
    ‘Mortal Coils’
    ‘Snakejack’
    ‘Serpentine Draft’
    ‘Once Bitten, Twice No Fly’
    ‘Captain Cobra’
    ‘8 Snakes in a Travel Bag’
    ‘V for Viper (On a Plane)’
    ‘Flight SN4K3’
    ‘Air Snake’
    ‘Going Down in Hiss-tory’
    ‘Hissy Fit’
    ‘Snakersonic’
    ‘Passenger Python’
    ‘Sidewinder in the Sky’
    ‘Aisle, Window or Snakepit?’
    ‘Aviophidiophobia’

    Really the possibilites are endless. Although I sympathize with the studio, its hard to combine snakes and planes in a catchy way.

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