The Cruelest of Spams
Spam works, in part, because it appeals to people’s private anxieties (weight loss, penis size, depression and so forth). Here’s a spam message that appealed not so much to anxiety of mine, but certainly a love:
From: Ms. Gwen Shapiro
Canada Lottery-Soccer World Cup 2010 Promotional Draw 1550 Princess Street Kingston, ON, Canada, K7M 9E3
Email: 2010worldcup18@canada.comAttention: Customer AFRSA680
Ref: EAAL/851OYHI/05
Batch No. Lotto 6/49WINNING NOTIFICATION
The Canadian Government sponsors this lottery for the
promotion of the 2010 Soccer World cup to be hosted in South
Africa.We happily announce to you the draw of the
Euro-Afro-American Sweepstake Lottery International Programs
held on Saturday 1st April 2006 in Essex United Kingdom and
Ontario Canada. Your e-mail address attached to Ticket
Number: B9564 75604545 100, with Serial Number 46563760 drew
the winning numbers 4/6/8/12/34/38 with a bonus Number 14,
for LOTTO 6/49 under the choice of the lottery in the 2nd
category of daily three.
Later in the email, I’m offered ye olde US$820,000.00. Bastards.
There’s a clever twist in this spam message that I haven’t noticed before. The only URLs in the message are legit. They point to this lottery results page on Canada.com, which appears to confirm your ‘winning numbers’.
