The Broken Leg Blog
My friend Heather recently broke her leg. Having plenty of horizontal time on her hands, she started an amusing blog about the recovery process:
During a multiple day hospital stay, it’s fairly likely that nature will come calling at least once. If you’re not mobile, this means your backside is about to become close personal friends with a bedpan. The nurse will ask if you’d like a small or a large one. Eschew vanity my dear friends and go for the large. Don’t ask why. Just do it. You’ll thank me.
I expect that ‘always ask for the large bedpan’ is a rule to live by.