I Don’t Understand the Middle East
You want to know what the business world thinks of you? We think a hundred years ago you were living out here in tents in the desert chopping each others heads off, and that’s exactly where you’re gonna be in another hundred. –Bryan Woodman, Syriana
I’m just going to come right out and say it. I’ve paid attention to newscasts, I’ve read Wikipedia articles, watched movies and asked lots of questions of people from that part of the world. I just haven’t been able to come to grips with the thousands of years of history and sundry (and shifting) political alliances.
Maybe I’m just slow, but I think the average citizen needs to expend a tremendous amoung of effort to get even a superficial understanding of the region. High school failed me miserably in this regard.
I can’t even decide which side of the Israel/Palestine debate I should be on. All my liberal friends portray Israel as a vicious interloper and oppresor, while all my conservative friends portray Palestinians as terrorists. I have a basic understanding of the conflict and its history, but not enough to make a really informed decision.
And that’s just Israel and Palestine. Then we’ve got Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, Iraq, Iran and the rest of the nations.
If I’m painting them with the same brush, I am. It’s the Complicated for Westerns Brush. I want to be able to sort them out, and understand the huge political, social and religious differences among them. One way is to travel to the region, and it’s definitely on my list. Some countries, of course, are safer than others these days.
As it turns out, there is a Middle East for Dummies. Maybe I’ll start there.
UPDATE: If I’m lucky, maybe I can head on down to the Whitehouse and have President Bush explain what the f@!k all this s#&t is about.
