Settling for Brian
Via Meg, here’s a man who has middling expectations for the rest of his love life:
So let’s be clear here. You are not going to marry a guy who looks like Colin Farrell, is tough but sensitive, smart, funny, charms every room he’s in, and pulls in the big bucks. I know you really want to meet that guy. I wish you could find him. I really do. But there’s only like 4 of those guys in the world, and they’re already taken. I’m sorry to tell you this, but it’s time to think about settling.
And people keep telling me that romance is dead.