A Graphical History of My Hair Care
At some point in the future I’ll have no hair. I don’t think that’ll be next year, but most men’s heads, uh, head in that direction.
This morning, I realized that it takes me about 30 seconds to style my hair. I use this blue goo from Bedhead and kind of vigorously rub it around my head. And done.
Back when I was a teenager, my hair was more important (and there was more of it), so I took more time in configuring it. I don’t think the products were as efficient, either.
For your Yuletide viewing pleasure, I present a graphical history of my hair care (click for a larger version):
This is the hair stick, by the way. It smells great. I switched to the goo because I got a new stylist when I came home from Dublin.
Your life, I am certain, is now complete.

