The Conspiracy of French Cuffs
I like shirts with French cuffs, because I like to wear cufflinks. They’re one of the few non-cheesy types of male jewelry.
I recently went out in search of a new French cuff-enabled shirt, and after visiting four different shops, I devised a theory: there’s a French cuff conspiracy.
I visited some pretty ordinary stores (Sears, The Bay) and some fancier ones. In all cases, you can’t buy a shirt with French cuffs for less than CAN $150 (and Sears only had white ones).
Practically speaking, producing such a shirt costs marginally more than your average dress shirt. Why the aggressive pricing, then?
Here’s my theory: stores and wealthy consumers are engaged in a racket to protect the symbolism of French cuffs. They want them to consistently imply elitism and wealth, so they engage in and enable this price fixing. Bankers and financiers want to be able to spot each other in a crowd, and the cuffs are their calling card.
What do you think?
