I’m test-driving a new-to-me enterprise class web stats package on my site at the moment. More on that later, possibly. Anyhow, I noticed that a bunch of people were finding my site based on the search phrase ‘how to kill a turkey’.
First off, what kind of situation have these people found themselves in?
- Did someone just deposit a live turkey on their doorstep?
- Did the orders get mixed up at Butterball, and they were shipped a live turkey instead of a dead one?.
- Are they barricaded in their home while angry turkeys crowd the front porch, shaking their wattles threateningly through the screen door?
Unfortunately for those searchers, the page they’re finding on my site won’t help them. The post’s topic does, however, bear repeating, given its innovative and seasonal (heh) nature.
It’s Season Shot, and is downright clever:
Season Shot is made of tightly packed seasoning bound by a fully biodegradable food product. The seasoning is actually injected into the bird on impact seasoning the meat from the inside out. When the bird is cooked the seasoning pellets melt into the meat spreading the flavor to the entire bird. Forget worrying about shot breaking your teeth and start wondering about which flavor shot to use!
How smart is that?