Nuked the Fridge is the New Jumped the Shark

July 29th, 2008, 1 Comment »

Apparently there’s a new phrase in town for TV shows and movies that have crossed the event horizon of just plain silly:

In recent weeks, a similarly ridiculous episode — in this case from the movie “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” — has produced a similar term, “nuked the fridge,” that is gaining traction online. A Google search comes up with 64,000 hits.

In “Indiana Jones,” the hero’s improbable achievement was to survive a nuclear blast by hiding in a refrigerator. Hence, “to nuke the fridge” means to introduce a wildly implausible element to a once-respected franchise, or more generally, to signal the abandonment of past standards of quality.

There are already battling websites: Nuked the Fridge and Nuking the Fridge. Two will enter, one will leave.

I’m not sure we really needed a new phrase, but what the heck? ‘Nuked the fridge’ is a suitable replacement, as it seems even more improbably and ridiculous than ‘jumped the shark’.

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Top Ten Top Ten Lists I Will Not Make

December 26th, 2007, 9 Comments »

Everybody likes to make year-end lists. Here, for example, is a big schwack of lists organized by category. I was trying to think of a good topic for a top ten list, and this is the best I could come up with:

  1. Top ten Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals cited in my Twitter feed.
  2. Top ten titles for Mother Spears’s disappointingly-on-hold parenting book.
  3. Top ten photographs of my navel lint.
  4. Top ten matching outfits belonging to Argot, my level 48 Undead Priest in World of Warcraft.
  5. Top ten dodgy, kooky and illegal products I declined to market this year.
  6. Top ten Mediterranean beasts that bit or stung me over the past eight months.
  7. Top ten books I intended to read in Malta, but am now hauling to Morocco.
  8. Top ten books I didn’t write because I’m, you know, lazy.
  9. Top ten 2008 technology predictions, because I’m crap at them and everybody else does them anyway.
  10. Top ten top ten lists of top ten lists. Is that yak shaving or turtles all the way down?

For an actual list, I’ve been bookmarking all the movies that I missed this year.

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