How Weird is Gold Spamming in World of Warcraft?

March 31st, 2008, 2 Comments »

You know, sometimes I don’t think we stop often enough to consider just how bizarre our world has become. The cutting edge of technology and culture races ahead of us so rapidly, we either exhaust ourselves in keeping up or get left behind. In either case, we rarely have time to contemplate the fresh new machine that is our world.

Let us pause, then, consider the oddity that is gold spamming in World of Warcraft.

World of Warcraft (WoW), as you may know, is the world’s most popular massively multiplayer online role-playing game. It’s an immersive world of swords and sorcery where you slay monsters and complete quests, often playing with your friends. You are constantly rewarded with gold, the world’s currency. As you earn more gold, you can buy cooler weapons, armor and other doodads.

There’s a robust auction system inside the game, where players can buy and sell loot that they’ve found or manufactured. There’s also a bunch of auction sites for buying entire characters on the web. Virtual goods and characters were commonly available on eBay until they were banned last year.

There’s an arm’s race mentality to the game, where players are highly motivated to constantly upgrading their stuff. Additionally, many players aspire to produce particularly attractive outfits (I went looking for an example, but found this amusing t-shirt instead).

In short, you need gold to excel at the game.

As you’d expect, a grey-market economy has bloomed on the web (check out all those ads in the sidebar) to buy and sell gold. This gold is produced, for the most part, by the infamous Chinese gold farmers.

How do these gold sellers promote their wares? They follow an important rule of marketing: go to where your customers are (click for full size):

Gold Spamming in World of Warcraft

Gold spammers create characters, and then deploy them at busy intersections in major cities (where the most players congregate). Then these characters (dressed in rags, ironically, because they’re noobies) act like hawkers, spouting the same message over and over again. In the above screenshot, there are actually two rival companies spamming the same location. The problem is bad enough that WoW has posted about it in their forums, and there’s a player-made, uh, gold spam filter to eliminate the problem.

This isn’t news to anybody who plays WoW, and it probably happens in other popular MMPORGs as well. Still, it’s worth stopping to consider how crazy this notion is. Real players are paid small amounts of real money to farm virtual gold. That virtual gold is then marketed inside the game by a virtual salesman. It’s just plain nutty.

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“The Guild” Ain’t Bad

March 23rd, 2008, 2 Comments »

I just watched the eight extant episodes of The Guild (YouTube channel), a (what is the right term for this? Webisode?) comedy series about the lives and times of gamers. Here’s the first episode:

If you’re a World of Warcraft player, you’ll get all the jokes. If you’re any other kind of gamer, you’re probably get 80% of the jokes (”You like my helm? It’s +5 Sexterity”). Everybody else might get half the jokes.

The performances range from decent to marginal, but that’s pretty standard for any pro-am type project. The main creative force and best actor is Felicia Day, who’s done a lot of work (she was on Buffy in the final season, though I can’t specifically recall who she played–one of the new crop o’ slayers, I suspect).

The conceit of offline and online lives colliding feels fresh, though, and the writing is occasionally witty. In any case, there are worse ways to spend about 40 minutes (eight episodes times about five minutes).

I think this is probably the first piece of fictional video that I’ve watched consistently on YouTube. Do you have a favourite web-only show?

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Two Productivity Killing Games: Flight of the Hamsters and The Fancy Pants Adventure

July 5th, 2007, No Comments »

Surely you’ve already put in enough work this week for four days, haven’t you? Take a break, and play these two popular Flashy-flash games until your fingernails bleed:

And speaking of games, check out this creative new form of in-game World of Warcraft spam. Apparently it’s come to be called corpse graffiti.

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My Idea for a Stupid Hat

May 27th, 2007, 2 Comments »

Today I was looking at some of Rog’s MMPORG screenshots on Flickr. I noticed one from the beta for Dungeon Runners (here’s some of Rog’s comments on the game). Here it is:

As you can see, they’ve borrowed the ‘yellow exclamation mark equals quest giver’ convention from World of Warcraft (there’s also the ‘yellow question mark equals finish off your quest, stupid’ convention). The practice may predate WoW–I’m not sure. I wondered if big yellow punctuation marks have now become a standard in online roleplaying games.

Given the ubiquity of WoW, I thought it’d be funny to design a hat (kind of a variation on the cheesehead, I suppose) that was a foam yellow exclamation or question mark supported above your head by a halo of wire or something. These dudes have made a nice-looking ballcap, but I was thinking of actual foot-long 3-D punctuation marks. They’d be ideal gag gifts for gamers.

If nothing else, they’d make for great field marketing costumes for a game-related marketing campaign. Imagining positioning a few of those at street corners in cities. Gamers would be drawn to them like a schnauzer to spilled ice-cream.

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