That pillar of journalism, the Toronto Star, gives us this gem:
When Malcolm Scott pushes off on his cross-Canada tour on Friday, he'll buckle up in a motorhome stocked with supplies, a full gas tank and a thick map book. But he won't have a stitch of clothing on his body.
The 51-year-old man is set to streak into the record books as the first person to drive across the country buck naked. "I'll drive nude as much as I can. There's no sense in sitting in the seat all cramped by clothing," a naked Scott says, standing outside his Chevy, which has been transformed into a moving mural featuring a naked family sitting beside a lake.
Sadly, the article does not feature a photo of his motorhome. It does, however, offer a shot of Mr. Scott, naked, rotund and gloriously hairy, behind the wheel.
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