Darren Barefoot
Darren Barefoot


Mixed Bag

Things don't belong anywhere else.

August 19, 2003

All right, Vancouver readers, I'm putting you to work. We're hosting an event next month for, I don't know, 60 people, and we need a caterer. We're just looking for appetizers here, not a dinner service. Here's everything I currently know about choosing a caterer:

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See my problem? Google can come to the rescue, but I'm looking for recommendations for local service providers. Leave a comment if you know anybody good.

10:38:06 AM  Permanent link to this entry    Trackback []    Mixed Bag Vancouver

So the fire alarm wakes you up at 3:00 am. You lie there as it thunders away outside your door. 'It's probably just a false alarm', you think, 'they're always false alarms.' Plus, the bed is pretty comfy. Then you think, 'hmmm, it'd be pretty stupid to die because I was too lazy to heed the really-alarming alarm.'

So, you get up and start walking down the stairs. You live on the twenty-fifth floor, and you breath a microscopic sigh of relief when you pass the twelfth floor, and know that now the firetrucks' ladders can reach you.

The cruelest cut comes when you the alarm stops on the fifth floor. Experience has taught you that the elevators take a long time to reset after a fire alarm. So, the only option is to climb the 20 stories back to your bed.

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