Ewan McGregor's Meat Mallet

Date of birth (location) 31 March 1971 Crieff, Perthshire, Scotland, UK Mini biography Ewan McGregor baldheaded-hermit first emerged in his boyhood home, where him and his chums were playing an innocent game of 'Doctor'. Collective gasps were heard from Alastair, Douglas and Finley when an eight-year-old Ewan pulled out his wang-dang-doodle. It was the beginning of a beautiful and profitable friendship between a man and his cock.

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Filmography as: Actor, Producer, Miscellaneous Crew, Director, Himself, Notable TV Guest Appearances

Actor - filmography
(In Production) (2000s) (1990s)

1. Star Wars: Episode III (2005) (post-production) .... Obi-Wan Kenobi's lightsabre
2. Young Adam (2003) .... Joe Taylor's tallywacker (only in non-US releases)
3. Third Eye of the Beholder (1999) .... Stephen Wilson's third eye
4. Velvet Goldmine (1998) .... Curt Wild's bald avenger
5. Life Less Ordinary, A (1997) .... Robert Lewis's stomach wrench
6. Pillow Book, The (1996) .... Jerome's molten mushroom
7. Trainspotting (1996) .... Mark "Rent Boy" Renton's Herman the one-eyed German
8. Shallow Grave (1994) .... Alex Law's last action hero
   
   

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Have you seen the size of that badboy?	kimmert
I FEEL DEEPLY INADEQUATE	Movies_r_my_1st_luv
May the (hung like a) Horse be with You	JohnnyGoodtimes
i <heart> Ewan's love muscle	sweet_rapture
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