Door Stop

"NB: Device should be inserted under door, not beside or above." (Thanks, Eric)

Dragon Ballz

Wield ways and means indeed.

East Facing

All over the world, monitors are facing the wrong direction.

Eating in the Army

From heating instructions for a ready-made army meal. Included for the ambiguity of 'rock or something'. Can I use a mine? How about some jackboots? (From Kinton)

Elevator Sign

What do you suppose these buttons do? Are they options? From Rick.

Emotive Lamps

From Japanese instructions for a lamp. I believe the instructions read 'Tools make lamp weep' and 'Use small, happy lamp, not large, grumpy lamp'. UPDATE: A reader writes to translate the text: "Absolutely no modification or addition of parts to the

Erection Drawing

My erection doesn't look anything like this. Should I be worried?

Even Women and Children

Darned feminism. (Thanks, Ulrich)

Exploding Horse

Vaguely gross instructions for blowing up a large animal corpse. (Thanks, Jeff)

Explosive Rat

From World War II, these are British Secret Service instructions on how to conceal explosives in the body of a rat. Saboteurs were to leave the dead rat in boiler rooms in German installations. Someone would discover the rat and chuck it into the boiler.

Extra Safe Plug

Classic lawsuit-begets-warning icon. See also those warnings on disposable coffee cups about the contents being hot. (Thanks, Carl)

Feline Abuse

I can't tell if they're serious or not here. Do they really want me to vacuum my cat? (Thanks, Al)

Fingerless

"Danger: Fingers may fall off if unmonitored."

For All Your Paper Jogging Needs

In twenty years, there will be a Lectrojob Paper Jogger in every home. Thanks to Jeremy.

French Puritans

My first instinct was "no man-boy love", but I doubt they'd bother with that street sign. Apparently there's no holding hands in Paris. And I thought the French were liberated (no pun intended). (Thanks, Chris)