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Nuts
Not so much technical documentation, as words to live by. From the assembly instructions for a toy skateboard. (Thanks, Ryan)
Date: 06/23/2007
Views: 2912
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Parachute
"Parachute may occasionally transform into a giant cobra. If this occurs, leap into a small fire." That disclaimer is pretty daunting as well. (Thanks, Bill)
Date: 06/23/2007
Views: 3378
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People in Water
"I told you we shouldn't wear the red bracelets!"
Date: 06/23/2007
Views: 3371
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Political Labels
A classic label that made big news in 2004. (Thanks, Bruce)
Date: 06/23/2007
Views: 4293
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Poor Toilet
CAUTION: Do not permit pixies to clean your toilet--it will only become surly. From a hotel in Seoul. (Thanks, Nick)
Date: 06/23/2007
Views: 3509
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PS2 Packaging
This entry is downright poetic--"hot, dank or under straight of the sunshine."
Date: 08/27/2003
Views: 3735
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Puzzle Ball
"Let's decompose and enjoy assembling!" (Thanks, Kyle)
Date: 06/23/2007
Views: 3159
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RAID Striping
From the instructions for a FastTrak Raid Card. (Thanks, Josh)
Date: 06/23/2007
Views: 3147
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Rectal Use
It's all about the tiny arrow. (Thanks, Jay)
Date: 06/23/2007
Views: 3492
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Rowing Machine
If I bought a rowing machine and was faced with this diagram, I'd chuck it in a lake and just buy a freakin' boat. (From David)
Date: 09/21/2003
Views: 3696
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Sad Fridge
This fridge is apparently no fun at a party. From a Korean-made cube fridge. Apparently it means that if you unplug it, wait 5 minutes before plugging it back in. (Thanks, Peter)
Date: 06/23/2007
Views: 2654
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SammySealit
Sammy, you gotta have boundaries.
Date: 06/23/2007
Views: 3434
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Screwed Up
An all-to-familiar instruction for most handymen. From a box of Indiglow gauges for a '97 Ford Taurus.
Date: 06/23/2007
Views: 3686
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Shoe Instructions
From a pair of shoes. The symbols apparently mean leather uppers, cloth interior and diamonds on the soles.
Date: 06/23/2007
Views: 3081
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Speaking USB
From a manual for an MP3 Player - 'Ensure that your computer speaks USB!' Bonus points for determining where the USB port is on your computer or monitor.
Date: 06/23/2007
Views: 3354
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