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Apologies for the downtime--I'm upgrading the hall.
Wheelchair-Unfriendly
This just seems cruel.
Yummy
"Do not consume this product if you have unnaturally long arms." (Thanks, Jason)
MeetHere
"Meet here. Bring the extra head."