Choose the winners in the 12 categories below. Additionally, as a tie-breaker, rank
ten prominent actresses in your predicted order of scantily-cladness on Oscar night.
Enter your name and email address at the bottom and click Submit.

But what's the prize? Are you ready for this? 10 dollar-units worth of movie tickets
in the currency of your home country. So, uh, nobody from England win, okay?
Because that's like $24 Canadian. It'd be nice if a South African won...that would
only cost me $1.87. If you're from Japan, I'll make it an even 1000 yen.

Best Picture

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Lost in Translation
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Mystic River
Seabiscuit

Best Director

Fernando Meirelles - City of God
Peter Jackson - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Sofia Coppola - Lost in Translation
Peter Weir - Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Clint Eastwood - Mystic River

Best Actor

Johnny Depp - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Ben Kingsley - House of Sand and Fog
Jude Law - Cold Mountain
Bill Murray - Lost in Translation
Sean Penn - Mystic River

Best Actress

Keisha Castle-Hughes - Whale Rider
Diane Keaton - Something's Gotta Give
Samantha Morton - In America
Charlize Theron - Monster
Naomi Watts - 21 Grams

Best Supporting Actor

Alec Baldwin - The Cooler
Benicio Del Toro - 21 Grams
Djimon Hounsou - In America
Tim Robbins - Mystic River
Ken Watanabe - The Last Samurai

Best Supporting Actress

Shohreh Aghdashloo - House of Sand and Fog
Patricia Clarkson - Pieces of April
Marcia Gay Harden - Mystic River
Holly Hunter - Thirteen
Renée Zellweger - Cold Mountain

Best Original Screenplay

The Barbarian Invasions
Dirty Pretty Things
Finding Nemo
In America
Lost in Translation

Best Adapted Screenplay

American Splendor
City of God
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Mystic River
Seabiscuit

Cinematography

City of God
Cold Mountain
Girl with a Pearl Earring
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Seabiscuit

Film Editing

City of God
Cold Mountain
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Seabiscuit

Costume Design

Girl with a Pearl Earring
The Last Samurai
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Seabiscuit

Original Score

Big Fish
Cold Mountain
Finding Nemo
House of Sand and Fog
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Tie-Breaking Category: Most Scantily Clad on Oscar Night

In the case of a tie, this category will be used to decide the winner. Rank the following actresses, with 1 being the most scantily clad and 10 being the most clad at the ceremonies. Only assign one number to each actress (for example, Halle Berry gets 1, Holly Hunter gets 2, and so on). An independent examining body (well, me) will determine the rankings. The decision of the judges will be final.

Halle Berry
Jennifer Connelly
Holly Hunter
Scarlett Johansson
Angelina Jolie
Nicole Kidman
Jennifer Lopez
Charlize Theron
Naomi Watts
Renée Zellweger

Name:
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