The Cloutier Accident Rumour That Won’t Go Away
On December 29, I read a highly-suspect rumour in a Vancouver Canucks newsgroup I’ve frequented for years. It discusses how Dan Cloutier, the Canucks’ first-string and currently injured goaltender, had allegedly crashed into a couple of people and killed them in his black Porsche.
Yesterday, I’m sitting in a coffee shop in the lobby of an office tower. I listen to this middle-aged guy standing nearby talking on his cell phone. He’s apparently got a contact at or near Orca Bay (the company that owns the Canucks), and he’s calling her to find out what’s up. He says it’s actually a black Porsche SUV. He walks away before I can hear any more details.
Today I read retreads of the rumour over on The Vancouverite and Craig’s List.
The whole thing sounds incredibly dubious to me. I sincerely doubt there’s a shred of truth to it. It is notable, however, that nobody–not the media, not the police, not Cloutier or the team–has discussed it. Maybe they think it’s too flimsy to even remark upon. Given the apparent widespread nature of the rumour, I think it’s time for some low-level Canucks PR goon to come out and deny it to a local reporter. At least that’ll make it go away. Often the worst comment you can offer is none at all.
UPDATE: As it turns out, a PR goon did drop by The Vancouverite to categorically deny the rumours. Case closed.
UPDATE #2: The police have also issued a statement denying any connection between the accident and the Vancouver Canucks.
UPDATE #3: The matter can be completely put to rest, as police have arrested someone in relation to the incident.